Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

Why is it that some people are so devoid of a modicum of intellect?

Naturally, I'm referring to Lady Pilot's latest practices. She disappeared
for a week so but now she's back to plague us all. Permit me this forum to
rant. Even if I agreed that her squalid reinterpretations of facts andmhistoric
events were of paramount importance, I'm undoubtedly afraid of her type -
insensitive, obdurate scum. I don't see why she wants to mail sniveling
posts to every newsgroup on the net. Her propaganda machine once said
that she would never saddle the Usenet with crippling ignorance. So much for
credibility! How on Earth these anthropophagi can think of themselves as
anything but ignominious transsexuals is beyond me. Given the range and
unpredictability of human behavior, it's quite possible that so far, the response
from LP's cowardly camp of children has been tardy and equivocal. You can
sum up Lady Pilots viewpoints in one word: vitriolic. I like to think I'm
a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with yearling yawping oafs.
It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't
want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we
want is for them is to just shut the **** up. And there you have it.
Lady Pilot sees life as a wayward superficial game without any rules.

Although I have no criticism of Lady Pilot's sexual orientation, I have a few
observations and comments to share. Let me cut to the chase: LP's
posts set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of vapid *******
babies who seek to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of
disrupting normal written intercourse. It's my fundamental belief that those
who fight against her fastidious geekisms are inevitably branded as
voluble and lawless by her followers. There are two sorts of people in
this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and barbaric schmucks
like her. It's precisely because her proposed social programs owe much
to the insinuations of contumelious soulless-types that this is a tragic
transparent attempt to force us to degrade our newsgroup just to suit her
sick whims and inferior intellect. What LP fails to realize is that we have
to start talking to one another honestly, in honest language. Her principles
are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. If I withheld my feelings
on this matter, I'd be no less incoherent than Lady Pilot. One final point:
Extremism has its stronghold among vicious disingenuous spoiled brats.
They all need to go flonk, flonk, flonk flonk themselves!

I have some very startling, very radical -- some might say hateful --
insights into Lady Pilots latest appearance. To begin with, the natural
result of Lady Pilot's posts is a boredom that, in the long run,
tends to marginalize society based on gender, race, or religion. When
was the last time you heard what I call misguided, unprincipled, stupid
riffraff mention that we must recognize that that last statement is
almost a tautology? It's fine to realize that she obscures the true
meaning of her objectives with propaganda and fancy, fake, female talk,
but it's more important to know that her sense of humor runs the gamut
from rude and crude to scatological and clumsy. As it turns out, when all
discoverable facts and experience fly in the face of her pathetic and
childish world view, she stubbornly holds onto her ignorance as her birthright.

No doubt, Lady Pilot has figuratively enclosed herself in an insecure elitist
ghetto. But most people are still loath to admit that no clear-thinking
individual would have the temerity to flim-flam this group of sailors.
Nevertheless, her subordinates remain a small isolated minority, except
during times of prepubescent, clandestine flonking, when a mass following
of mini-minds develops to assault the most decent newsgroup you'll ever
see for good times they have of which her childish cronies are envious to death.
In conclusion, let me just say that our real enemy is the inane system that
made Lady Pilot and her ignominious ilk as desperate and pathetic as they are.

S.Simon - a Captain who tells it like it is . . .

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

So I take it she's not returning your calls???

Try flowers and a box of chocolates?

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Why is it that some people are so devoid of a modicum of intellect?
|
| Naturally, I'm referring to Lady Pilot's latest practices. She disappeared
| for a week so but now she's back to plague us all. Permit me this forum to
| rant. Even if I agreed that her squalid reinterpretations of facts
andmhistoric
| events were of paramount importance, I'm undoubtedly afraid of her type -
| insensitive, obdurate scum. I don't see why she wants to mail sniveling
| posts to every newsgroup on the net. Her propaganda machine once said
| that she would never saddle the Usenet with crippling ignorance. So much
for
| credibility! How on Earth these anthropophagi can think of themselves as
| anything but ignominious transsexuals is beyond me. Given the range and
| unpredictability of human behavior, it's quite possible that so far, the
response
| from LP's cowardly camp of children has been tardy and equivocal. You can
| sum up Lady Pilots viewpoints in one word: vitriolic. I like to think I'm
| a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with yearling yawping oafs.
| It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't
| want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we
| want is for them is to just shut the **** up. And there you have it.
| Lady Pilot sees life as a wayward superficial game without any rules.
|
| Although I have no criticism of Lady Pilot's sexual orientation, I have a
few
| observations and comments to share. Let me cut to the chase: LP's
| posts set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of vapid
*******
| babies who seek to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of
| disrupting normal written intercourse. It's my fundamental belief that
those
| who fight against her fastidious geekisms are inevitably branded as
| voluble and lawless by her followers. There are two sorts of people in
| this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and barbaric schmucks
| like her. It's precisely because her proposed social programs owe much
| to the insinuations of contumelious soulless-types that this is a tragic
| transparent attempt to force us to degrade our newsgroup just to suit her
| sick whims and inferior intellect. What LP fails to realize is that we
have
| to start talking to one another honestly, in honest language. Her
principles
| are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. If I withheld my feelings
| on this matter, I'd be no less incoherent than Lady Pilot. One final
point:
| Extremism has its stronghold among vicious disingenuous spoiled brats.
| They all need to go flonk, flonk, flonk flonk themselves!
|
| I have some very startling, very radical -- some might say hateful --
| insights into Lady Pilots latest appearance. To begin with, the natural
| result of Lady Pilot's posts is a boredom that, in the long run,
| tends to marginalize society based on gender, race, or religion. When
| was the last time you heard what I call misguided, unprincipled, stupid
| riffraff mention that we must recognize that that last statement is
| almost a tautology? It's fine to realize that she obscures the true
| meaning of her objectives with propaganda and fancy, fake, female talk,
| but it's more important to know that her sense of humor runs the gamut
| from rude and crude to scatological and clumsy. As it turns out, when all
| discoverable facts and experience fly in the face of her pathetic and
| childish world view, she stubbornly holds onto her ignorance as her
birthright.
|
| No doubt, Lady Pilot has figuratively enclosed herself in an insecure
elitist
| ghetto. But most people are still loath to admit that no clear-thinking
| individual would have the temerity to flim-flam this group of sailors.
| Nevertheless, her subordinates remain a small isolated minority, except
| during times of prepubescent, clandestine flonking, when a mass following
| of mini-minds develops to assault the most decent newsgroup you'll ever
| see for good times they have of which her childish cronies are envious to
death.
| In conclusion, let me just say that our real enemy is the inane system
that
| made Lady Pilot and her ignominious ilk as desperate and pathetic as they
are.
|
| S.Simon - a Captain who tells it like it is . . .
|
|

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
So I take it she's not returning your calls???

Try flowers and a box of chocolates?

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Why is it that some people are so devoid of a modicum of intellect?
|
| Naturally, I'm referring to Lady Pilot's latest practices. She disappeared
| for a week so but now she's back to plague us all. Permit me this forum to
| rant. Even if I agreed that her squalid reinterpretations of facts
andmhistoric
| events were of paramount importance, I'm undoubtedly afraid of her type -
| insensitive, obdurate scum. I don't see why she wants to mail sniveling
| posts to every newsgroup on the net. Her propaganda machine once said
| that she would never saddle the Usenet with crippling ignorance. So much
for
| credibility! How on Earth these anthropophagi can think of themselves as
| anything but ignominious transsexuals is beyond me. Given the range and
| unpredictability of human behavior, it's quite possible that so far, the
response
| from LP's cowardly camp of children has been tardy and equivocal. You can
| sum up Lady Pilots viewpoints in one word: vitriolic. I like to think I'm
| a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with yearling yawping oafs.
| It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't
| want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we
| want is for them is to just shut the **** up. And there you have it.
| Lady Pilot sees life as a wayward superficial game without any rules.
|
| Although I have no criticism of Lady Pilot's sexual orientation, I have a
few
| observations and comments to share. Let me cut to the chase: LP's
| posts set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of vapid
*******
| babies who seek to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of
| disrupting normal written intercourse. It's my fundamental belief that
those
| who fight against her fastidious geekisms are inevitably branded as
| voluble and lawless by her followers. There are two sorts of people in
| this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and barbaric schmucks
| like her. It's precisely because her proposed social programs owe much
| to the insinuations of contumelious soulless-types that this is a tragic
| transparent attempt to force us to degrade our newsgroup just to suit her
| sick whims and inferior intellect. What LP fails to realize is that we
have
| to start talking to one another honestly, in honest language. Her
principles
| are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. If I withheld my feelings
| on this matter, I'd be no less incoherent than Lady Pilot. One final
point:
| Extremism has its stronghold among vicious disingenuous spoiled brats.
| They all need to go flonk, flonk, flonk flonk themselves!
|
| I have some very startling, very radical -- some might say hateful --
| insights into Lady Pilots latest appearance. To begin with, the natural
| result of Lady Pilot's posts is a boredom that, in the long run,
| tends to marginalize society based on gender, race, or religion. When
| was the last time you heard what I call misguided, unprincipled, stupid
| riffraff mention that we must recognize that that last statement is
| almost a tautology? It's fine to realize that she obscures the true
| meaning of her objectives with propaganda and fancy, fake, female talk,
| but it's more important to know that her sense of humor runs the gamut
| from rude and crude to scatological and clumsy. As it turns out, when all
| discoverable facts and experience fly in the face of her pathetic and
| childish world view, she stubbornly holds onto her ignorance as her
birthright.
|
| No doubt, Lady Pilot has figuratively enclosed herself in an insecure
elitist
| ghetto. But most people are still loath to admit that no clear-thinking
| individual would have the temerity to flim-flam this group of sailors.
| Nevertheless, her subordinates remain a small isolated minority, except
| during times of prepubescent, clandestine flonking, when a mass following
| of mini-minds develops to assault the most decent newsgroup you'll ever
| see for good times they have of which her childish cronies are envious to
death.
| In conclusion, let me just say that our real enemy is the inane system
that
| made Lady Pilot and her ignominious ilk as desperate and pathetic as they
are.
|
| S.Simon - a Captain who tells it like it is . . .
|
|

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

Exactly.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
So I take it she's not returning your calls???

Try flowers and a box of chocolates?

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Why is it that some people are so devoid of a modicum of intellect?
|
| Naturally, I'm referring to Lady Pilot's latest practices. She
disappeared
| for a week so but now she's back to plague us all. Permit me this
forum to
| rant. Even if I agreed that her squalid reinterpretations of facts
andmhistoric
| events were of paramount importance, I'm undoubtedly afraid of her
type -
| insensitive, obdurate scum. I don't see why she wants to mail
sniveling
| posts to every newsgroup on the net. Her propaganda machine once said
| that she would never saddle the Usenet with crippling ignorance. So
much
for
| credibility! How on Earth these anthropophagi can think of themselves
as
| anything but ignominious transsexuals is beyond me. Given the range
and
| unpredictability of human behavior, it's quite possible that so far,
the
response
| from LP's cowardly camp of children has been tardy and equivocal. You
can
| sum up Lady Pilots viewpoints in one word: vitriolic. I like to think
I'm
| a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with yearling yawping
oafs.
| It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they
don't
| want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we
| want is for them is to just shut the **** up. And there you have it.
| Lady Pilot sees life as a wayward superficial game without any rules.
|
| Although I have no criticism of Lady Pilot's sexual orientation, I
have a
few
| observations and comments to share. Let me cut to the chase: LP's
| posts set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of vapid
*******
| babies who seek to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of
| disrupting normal written intercourse. It's my fundamental belief
that
those
| who fight against her fastidious geekisms are inevitably branded as
| voluble and lawless by her followers. There are two sorts of people in
| this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and barbaric schmucks
| like her. It's precisely because her proposed social programs owe much
| to the insinuations of contumelious soulless-types that this is a
tragic
| transparent attempt to force us to degrade our newsgroup just to suit
her
| sick whims and inferior intellect. What LP fails to realize is that we
have
| to start talking to one another honestly, in honest language. Her
principles
| are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. If I withheld my feelings
| on this matter, I'd be no less incoherent than Lady Pilot. One final
point:
| Extremism has its stronghold among vicious disingenuous spoiled brats.
| They all need to go flonk, flonk, flonk flonk themselves!
|
| I have some very startling, very radical -- some might say hateful --
| insights into Lady Pilots latest appearance. To begin with, the
natural
| result of Lady Pilot's posts is a boredom that, in the long run,
| tends to marginalize society based on gender, race, or religion. When
| was the last time you heard what I call misguided, unprincipled,
stupid
| riffraff mention that we must recognize that that last statement is
| almost a tautology? It's fine to realize that she obscures the true
| meaning of her objectives with propaganda and fancy, fake, female
talk,
| but it's more important to know that her sense of humor runs the gamut
| from rude and crude to scatological and clumsy. As it turns out, when
all
| discoverable facts and experience fly in the face of her pathetic and
| childish world view, she stubbornly holds onto her ignorance as her
birthright.
|
| No doubt, Lady Pilot has figuratively enclosed herself in an insecure
elitist
| ghetto. But most people are still loath to admit that no
clear-thinking
| individual would have the temerity to flim-flam this group of sailors.
| Nevertheless, her subordinates remain a small isolated minority,
except
| during times of prepubescent, clandestine flonking, when a mass
following
| of mini-minds develops to assault the most decent newsgroup you'll
ever
| see for good times they have of which her childish cronies are envious
to
death.
| In conclusion, let me just say that our real enemy is the inane system
that
| made Lady Pilot and her ignominious ilk as desperate and pathetic as
they
are.
|
| S.Simon - a Captain who tells it like it is . . .
|
|

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

Damn it.... seems everyone has seen a picture of Lady Pilot but me!!

Be a sport Ganz... post a link or send me a copy!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Exactly.
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

I'm just taking it (them) on faith... I haven't actually seen a picture.
I suspect she's a he anyway.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Damn it.... seems everyone has seen a picture of Lady Pilot but me!!

Be a sport Ganz... post a link or send me a copy!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Exactly.
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

Here's a picture of LP since you're so curious.

http://www.40and50plus.com/images09/...sm140AR001.jpg

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Damn it.... seems everyone has seen a picture of Lady Pilot but me!!

Be a sport Ganz... post a link or send me a copy!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Exactly.
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
So I take it she's not returning your calls???

Try flowers and a box of chocolates?

Don't give him any help, Captain! ;-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

Shallow Hal...

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

Exactly.

You seem to be obsessing over my breasts...

Is this a problem from your childhood? :-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Damn it.... seems everyone has seen a picture of Lady Pilot but me!!

Nah, they're just dreaming! hehee

LP ;-)

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

You've seen her picture???

Of course not.

Is she cute?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

She sounds like a catch... I'm jealous!

Nice bait. ;-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

Naturally, I'm referring to Lady Pilot's latest practices. She
disappeared
for a week so but now she's back to plague us all.

Ah, it's so nice to know you've missed me, SS. You know I'm a very busy
woman. Take Friday for example, I went to get a facial in the morning,
then to the gym to work-out, and then the afternoon was taken getting a
manicure and a pedicure. If I don't take care of myself, who will? :-)

Permit me this forum to
rant.

Do you have a permit to rant? Where's the "mandatory sailing content"?

Her propaganda machine once said
that she would never saddle the Usenet with crippling ignorance.

The dumb blonde routine works great for me at times...

Given the range and
unpredictability of human behavior,

Hey, I'm a woman! What were *you* expecting?

it's quite possible that so far, the response
from LP's cowardly camp of children has been tardy and equivocal.

I have a camp of children? Nobody ever told me...

Lady Pilot sees life as a wayward superficial game without any rules.

Don't confuse real life with usenet. more free advice

Although I have no criticism of Lady Pilot's sexual orientation,

That would be a first!

I have a few
observations and comments to share. Let me cut to the chase: LP's
posts set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of vapid
*******
babies who seek to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of
disrupting normal written intercourse.

That probably the only intercourse you can have moored by yourself on
your sailboat. LOL!

It's my fundamental belief that those
who fight against her fastidious geekisms are inevitably branded as
voluble and lawless by her followers.

My followers? hehehee Go ahead and feed my ego some more, please.

There are two sorts of people in
this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and barbaric schmucks
like her. It's precisely because her proposed social programs owe much
to the insinuations of contumelious soulless-types that this is a
tragic
transparent attempt to force us to degrade our newsgroup just to suit
her

It seems to be working where you are concerned.

What LP fails to realize is that we have
to start talking to one another honestly, in honest language.

roflmao Ok, you first!

One final point:
Extremism has its stronghold among vicious disingenuous spoiled brats.

Why would you think I'm a spoiled brat? snicker

I've worked incredibly hard to become "spoiled", unlike Oz 1.

They all need to go flonk, flonk, flonk flonk themselves!

Like you do everyday?

When
was the last time you heard what I call misguided, unprincipled,
stupid
riffraff mention that we must recognize that that last statement is
almost a tautology?

Moi? Never. ;-)

It's fine to realize that she obscures the true
meaning of her objectives with propaganda and fancy, fake, female
talk,
but it's more important to know that her sense of humor runs the gamut
from rude and crude to scatological and clumsy.

Anyone who laughs at your posts has to have a great sense of humor.

No doubt, Lady Pilot has figuratively enclosed herself in an insecure
elitist
ghetto.

I'm not an elitist; after all, I'm talking to you, aren't I?

In conclusion, let me just say that our real enemy is the inane system
that
made Lady Pilot and her ignominious ilk as desperate and pathetic as
they are.

Simple Simon sings to LP:

Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| So I take it she's not returning your calls???
|
| Try flowers and a box of chocolates?
|
| Don't give him any help, Captain! ;-)

I think he really likes you.... :-)

CM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| So I take it she's not returning your calls???
|
| Try flowers and a box of chocolates?
|
| Don't give him any help, Captain! ;-)

I think he really likes you.... :-)

Most healthy males do, OTOH, most women hate me! sob

It must be my *sparkling* personality! hehee

LP ;-)

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. .
It must be my *sparkling* personality! hehee

Your naivety and ignorance more like. (How old are
you 11-12?) Not to mention it's fun to make a sucker
out of you and your like. Shows how inferior women
really are when it comes to matching wits.

Hey, LP, ever hear of Scott Pakin?

Bwahahahahahahhaahah! Better Google him.

S.Simon - a part-time hacker and amateur cracker who
managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter
Generator (final version) for his own personal
use before Scott took it off the Internet.

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
It must be my *sparkling* personality! hehee

Your naivety and ignorance more like.

Oh, now you are just being mean!

(How old are
you 11-12?)

I've been holding on 29 years old for quite a long time.

Not to mention it's fun to make a sucker
out of you and your like. Shows how inferior women
really are when it comes to matching wits.

I noticed you didn't take on the post I made to you. hehehee


Hey, LP, ever hear of Scott Pakin?

Nope.
Bwahahahahahahhaahah! Better Google him.

I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?


S.Simon - a part-time hacker and amateur cracker who
managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter
Generator (final version) for his own personal
use before Scott took it off the Internet.

Seems to me that you are the only one complaining about anything at the
present time. ;-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

He is or I am?

And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote:
Nah! Her tits aren't big enough.

Exactly.

You seem to be obsessing over my breasts...

Is this a problem from your childhood? :-)

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 16:44:34 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Here's a picture of LP since you're so curious.

http://www.40and50plus.com/images09/...sm140AR001.jpg


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
He is or I am?

Both, actually.

And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.

If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?

Makes one wonder...

LP

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. .
I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?


You catch on fast. Maybe there's hope for you yet. I'm
beginning to think I was wrong about your being a man
acting like a woman. A man wouldn't be so "reasonable"
and even tempered.

S.Simon

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
| He is or I am?
|
| Both, actually.
|
| And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
| breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.
|
| If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?
|
| Makes one wonder...

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject header of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars with a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in upgrading his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D

CM

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 16:44:34 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Here's a picture of LP since you're so curious.

http://www.40and50plus.com/images09/...sm140AR001.jpg


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.


Her face isn't that great but her bod is pretty decent for
a woman her age. You can see the whole series by
backing up one slash in the link. (adults only, please)

S.Simon - I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original
post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?


You catch on fast.

Duh!!

Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Ya think?

beginning to think I was wrong about your being a man
acting like a woman. A man wouldn't be so "reasonable"
and even tempered.

Well, you must have had me kill filed when I explained all of that...

When you are a woman in business, you have to act and think like a
man...
I was immediately discriminated against when I had my first child at 30
and my second when I was 33 years old. I missed the Hank, Jr. tour of
Canada, only because I was pregnant. Not fair!

But I'm semi-retired, stay-at-home Mom with a 10 and 13 year old
wonderful boys.

LP

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

Lucky boys! ;-)

So you're 43. Just right for Moroon but the poor fellow
doesn't have a job and is pennyless - you'd have to support
him. Supporting THREE teenage boys would be a bit much . . .
Bwahahahahahaah!

S.Simon - retired young and independently wealthy (don't
get any ideas)


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. .

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

I did. So are you telling me that you didn't write the original
post,
that it was made up with some kind of insult generator?


You catch on fast.

Duh!!

Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Ya think?

beginning to think I was wrong about your being a man
acting like a woman. A man wouldn't be so "reasonable"
and even tempered.

Well, you must have had me kill filed when I explained all of that...

When you are a woman in business, you have to act and think like a
man...
I was immediately discriminated against when I had my first child at 30
and my second when I was 33 years old. I missed the Hank, Jr. tour of
Canada, only because I was pregnant. Not fair!

But I'm semi-retired, stay-at-home Mom with a 10 and 13 year old
wonderful boys.

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
| He is or I am?
|
| Both, actually.
|
| And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
| breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.
|
| If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?
|
| Makes one wonder...

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject
header of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial
and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars
with a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were
so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in
upgrading his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave
Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his
duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so
far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D

after running out of my favorite ale and now drinking crown & coke

Thanks for the history! Saved me hours if I cared enough to google it.
You should put this in the newsgroups archive, if there is such a thing.
It looks like the FAQ hasn't been updated since the 90's.

Still waiting on yahoo,
LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

We have still to see your ho.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 16:44:34 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Here's a picture of LP since you're so curious.

http://www.40and50plus.com/images09/...sm140AR001.jpg


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

Just a simple troll, but he's too stupid to get it. There are a couple of
people that are so stupid it's hard to believe that they breathe without
help. He's one of them.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
He is or I am?

Both, actually.

And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.

If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?

Makes one wonder...

LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

Well, you tried!

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject header
of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars with
a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in upgrading
his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave
Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

See...
Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his
duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so
far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| So you're 43. Just right for Moroon but the poor fellow
| doesn't have a job and is pennyless - you'd have to support
| him. Supporting THREE teenage boys would be a bit much . . .
| Bwahahahahahaah!
|
| S.Simon - retired young and independently wealthy (don't
| get any ideas)


Figures... slag me and then scam the action like some depraved skin hound. I
knew there was a reason I liked you Cappy! Ha Ha Ha Ha

CM

Lady Pilot - victim of a superior intellect
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| So you're 43. Just right for Moroon but the poor fellow
| doesn't have a job and is pennyless - you'd have to support
| him. Supporting THREE teenage boys would be a bit much . . .
| Bwahahahahahaah!
|
| S.Simon - retired young and independently wealthy (don't
| get any ideas)


Figures... slag me and then scam the action like some depraved skin hound. I
knew there was a reason I liked you Cappy! Ha Ha Ha Ha


:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:54:58 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.


Her face isn't that great but her bod is pretty decent for
a woman her age. You can see the whole series by
backing up one slash in the link. (adults only, please)

S.Simon - I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

I would. Some of us have standards.

My current fiance makes her look very very bad. But, I guess *you*
can't afford to be choosey.




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 19:33:34 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

We have still to see your ho.

You're jealous because I got one.




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

Yeah, I heard gardeners are really fit. Just your type...
the opposite of you... a tub of lard.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:54:58 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


Yeesh! What an ugly ho.


Her face isn't that great but her bod is pretty decent for
a woman her age. You can see the whole series by
backing up one slash in the link. (adults only, please)

S.Simon - I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

I would. Some of us have standards.

My current fiance makes her look very very bad. But, I guess *you*
can't afford to be choosey.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

I'm not jealous of your whore. They're easy to get. Try
getting a real girlfriend. Better yet, try getting a real life.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 19:33:34 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

We have still to see your ho.

You're jealous because I got one.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot
 

It was a long-running feud, which Bob lost a long time ago.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
| He is or I am?
|
| Both, actually.
|
| And, why would it be a problem to obsess about a woman's
| breasts? Seems like pretty normal male thoughts to me.
|
| If you are a heterosexual. What's up with the gay lames to Horvath?
|
| Makes one wonder...

Bobsprit used to torment Ganz endlessly by posting with a subject
header of
"Gay Ganzy"... each of which would send Ganz into replies of denial
and
reciprocal gay lames to Bob. To Bob it was like burning caterpillars
with a
magnifying glass... a cruel and senseless pastime. Jon's replies were
so
pathetically bereft of wit that many felt sorry at first then anger at
Ganz's inability to defend himself. I tried to assist Ganz in
upgrading his
retaliatory arsenal. My dedication proved ineffective and now we leave
Ganz
to torment Horvath with the running gay lames.

Jon will come up with the occasional gem... and Horvath excels at his
duties
of being the stupidest life form to post regularly on this group... so
far!
;-) I admire both of them for their dedication. :-D

after running out of my favorite ale and now drinking crown & coke

Thanks for the history! Saved me hours if I cared enough to google it.
You should put this in the newsgroups archive, if there is such a thing.
It looks like the FAQ hasn't been updated since the 90's.

Still waiting on yahoo,
LP

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 20:34:58 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

I'm not jealous of your whore. They're easy to get. Try
getting a real girlfriend. Better yet, try getting a real life.

Cuz you don't have either?




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 20:34:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Yeah, I heard gardeners are really fit. Just your type...
the opposite of you... a tub of lard.

You've seen my pictures. You prpbably have one taped up in your
bathroom. Also, there's no reason to make fun of my gardener, after
all, he is heterosexual. He married my sister.




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Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

My laptop has a 15" TFT display at 1024 X 768 and 32 bit color.

I bet your crummy, old-fashioned CRT cannot compare.

Bwahahahahaahah!

S.Simon - a sailor who has a better computer aboard than most
home users.


"The Captains Master" wrote in message ...
On 8 Sep 2003 03:20:11 GMT, Horvath wrote:

My current fiance makes her look very very bad. But, I guess *you*
can't afford to be choosey.

I'm with you Holly.
Must be Neals fuzzy laptop again.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Finally - the truth about Lady Pilot - a picture of LP
 

So far, I haven't seen any pictures. Post them on a website...
there are lots of free ones, and send us the link.

I thought you only had a brother. Or, is your sister your brother?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 20:34:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Yeah, I heard gardeners are really fit. Just your type...
the opposite of you... a tub of lard.

You've seen my pictures. You prpbably have one taped up in your
bathroom. Also, there's no reason to make fun of my gardener, after
all, he is heterosexual. He married my sister.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!