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Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 03:04 AM

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"Donal" wrote in message

| Being good doesn't make you determined. Being determined will make you
as
| good.

Ozzy's recent display of determination to be an obnoxious, ignorant ass is
proof that your argument may have to be reconsidered.... since all his
attempts have fallen short of the true talent required to be "good" at it.
Bob on the other hand can be an ass without meaning to ....since he is
good at it.


| Let's put it another way, you can learn to be good if you are determined
| enough.

I don't know Donal.... let's review a comparison between Bob & Ozzy to
argue your conjecture.

Bob is good at trolling because he enjoys fishing. Oz is bad at trolling
because he is angry and humorless. While Bob understands that at times he
will suffer having his line stripped to the spool and accepts the
possibility of being dunked... he never seems to become emotionally unstable
enough to consider even a day with an empty creel as a bad day of fishing.
Bob is at his best and enjoying life when fishing.... you have to respect
that.

Ozzy on the other hand is "determined" to land a fish at all costs. Ozzy
believes his wealth should qualify him to hook up with any bait.... when he
fails to do so he feels cheated and spiteful. Despite all his determination,
wealth and effort... he fails to be "good" at it because he is a talentless
slack jawed lackey. Even donning his treasured Greek Fisherman's Cap to
disguise himself as a sophisticated, well traveled and educated member of
the upper crust.... his wrong side of the tracks upbringing expose him as a
Johnny come lately to the inner ranks of good taste, wit and rhetoric.

To summarize... Bob is a genuine Troll... while Ozzy can only ever be a
Mimic.

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 12:58 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Hey, I might not be good at it but I'm sure gettin a great feed of
| Mooronfish and the elusive Donalfish.

You're deluding yourself and misinterpreting sympathy bites meant as a form
of respect due to your tenure... for some innate talent you do not possess.

You should be thankful that Donal and I are making a valiant effort to
elevate you above your natural level of Horvath like trolls.

....matter of fact we should be charging you for the service, Mr. Moneybags!!

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 01:05 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| Nope, sorry.
| You can be determined as you like but if you don't have the ability to
| develop you will never be good.

I glad you agree with my observation of you Ozzy!

| Nope, you can be fair but not good...then again it depends on how you
| scale it eh?

Oh of course.... the Ozzy Scale!!

| I used to be good and just got better.

.... using your scale of "fair" as a benchmark... would still leave you
looking delusional Ozzy!

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 03:05 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| So what is it taht I've been eating with lemon butter and salad for
| the last week?

Mimic! a pathetic attempt at a Bob imitation. Have you nothing original to
provide?

| I'm truly grateful... but when you swallow those hooks, would you mind
| if I retrieve em..you guys are costing me a fortune in tackle.

Considering your boasts of wealth... may I suggest you employ better tackle.
Hooks are my main diet and present no problem to digest... unfortunately
your lures are bland and dull. Since I'm making an effort here... I wish you
would return the favour and provide me with a better presentation. You're
not at the Sydney docks in your street urchin outfit conning perch from
under the pilings anymore Ozzy... maybe you should have your "fighting
chair" customized to fit the large chunks missing from your ass. ;-)

| Damn, what does a Mooronfish bring at the fishmarkets?

Maybe you should ask Bob.... because you'll never know since to date you've
screamed "Fish On" too often and failed to land anything but your ass in
the drink. Is there any truth to the rumour you taken to wearing a
customized wetsuit when posting to ASA? ;-)

Oh.. Yes... I almost forgot.... Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa!! :-D

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 03:19 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| better than confused and unemployed? :-)

Oh there's no confusion... even to an ankle biting low life such as yourself
taking such a gloating glee at my current dilemma of being totally bereft of
funds and unemployed. You'd best make your daily rounds to steal pencils
from the blind vendor on the corner and feed steaks to your dog outside the
homeless shelter.

CM



Simple Simon September 7th 03 04:51 PM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
To summarize... Bob is a genuine Troll... while Ozzy can only ever be a
Mimic.



Why not call a spade a spade? Oz is nothing but a big ASSHOLE!

S.Simon



Donal September 7th 03 10:50 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 23:37:24 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:
Let's put it another way, you can learn to be good if you are determined
enough.


Nope, you can be fair but not good...then again it depends on how you
scale it eh?


You don't understand real determination.

..... and you think that *I* am an ex-criminal???


You're not?


Oh yes, I forgot that you still had access to police records!



Were you really any better than the guy who stalked you?


Well yeah actually. I've never stolen anything, never threatened a
woman other than a criminal with physical harm


Was this a *convicted* criminal, or are you one of these coppers who don't
feel the need for trial by jury



nor threatened a family
with hurting their children ... so yaeh that makes me better than
him...Oh and I've never been to gaol either.


My colleagues have been in every high security prison in England ... and in
over 200 magistrates courts!

Regards

Dona
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Donal September 7th 03 11:18 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 23:04:29 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:
Hey, I might not be good at it but I'm sure gettin a great feed of
Mooronfish and the elusive Donalfish.


The donalfish is not in the least elusive! One only has to dangle a bait
that has been flavoured with the faintest hint of ignorance to catch a
donalfish. Indeed, the donalfish is always happy to be hooked.

Remmber those halcyon days when Jax was here? I bet that you do. Wasn't
it wonderful to be able to constantly tease someone who seemed to think that
he was more intelligent than everyone else?

Can you imagine what fun it would be if we had someone who thought that he
was more intelligent, *and* also had more money than the rest of us?

I wonder if anybody like that will come along?

BTW, you didn't say how big your garden is?

Regards

DonalFish
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Donal September 7th 03 11:21 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 11:05:53 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| So what is it taht I've been eating with lemon butter and salad for
| the last week?

Mimic! a pathetic attempt at a Bob imitation. Have you nothing original

to
provide?

Hey I'm keeping it simple so you can get it
In future I'll be more challenging for you.


Hey, play fair!

Could you try to be a bit more challenging to me too?


Regards


DonalFish
--




Donal September 7th 03 11:32 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 09:05:09 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| Nope, sorry.
| You can be determined as you like but if you don't have the ability to
| develop you will never be good.

I glad you agree with my observation of you Ozzy!


Not a problem Mooron.

| Nope, you can be fair but not good...then again it depends on how you
| scale it eh?

Oh of course.... the Ozzy Scale!!

Yep. My own.

| I used to be good and just got better.

... using your scale of "fair" as a benchmark... would still leave you
looking delusional Ozzy!

better than confused and unemployed? :-)


Oz,
This is a medium of words.
If you need to rely on monetary wealth to prove your superiority, then you
have failed.

In other words, being a rich ex-copper doesn't make you better than an
honest person. It probably doesn't make you any happier either.

Perhaps you should cheer yourself up by putting on your gold braided Greek
Captain's cap, and admiring yourself in a mirror?

Regards


Donal
--
"Who needs Jax."



CM




Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






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