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Have you killfiled me yet?
Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a
possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade |
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Have you killfiled me yet?
In article , Daedalus
writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- -- |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote:
In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- -- mhm xvi x iii |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:44:57 GMT, rocky ,
tried to sniff my butt and growled: On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote: In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song No where is culture more apparent than among rugby players. Jade -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
In soc.culture.british rocky wrote:
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote: In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song Nothing like Shakespeare is there? -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- -- mhm xvi x iii -- From: "harmony" Subject: Indian woman dies on husband's pyre Message-ID: I am proud to be a member of mommedan parliament. |
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Have you killfiled me yet?
Daedalus spake:
Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA I'll only laugh if you *promise* to work in the 'jolly roger'. |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
On Wed, 03 Sep 2003 01:59:12 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from rocky: On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 21:28:40 GMT, wrote: In soc.culture.british rocky wrote: On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote: In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song Nothing like Shakespeare is there? a true classic still sung throught the land today, by drunk rugby players. [to teh tune of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"] Chorus: Bestiality's best, boys Bestiality's best [shag a wallaby] Bestiality's best, boys Bestiality's best Verse: So In the rear of a deer, boys In the rear of a deer In the rear of a deer, boys In the rear of a deer Chorus: 'Cos Bestiality's best, boys [etc] Verses: Have a **** with a duck, boys... Share your spunk with a skunk, boys... Fast and loose with a moose, boys... [etc etc etc] -- PJR :-) mhm34x8 Smeeter #30 Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President) news:alt.fan.pjr |
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Have you killfiled me yet?
Affinity, you will know my name is Steve Leyland when I lay my vengeance
upon thee: : Daedalus spake: : :: Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a :: possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. :: :: Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes :: that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on :: the high seas. :: :: TIA : : I'll only laugh if you *promise* to work in the 'jolly roger'. arrr, shiver me timbers. is delighted to see affinity back posting -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/ =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. - George Bernard Shaw ================================================== ==================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" ******* Bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ================================================== ==================== "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles ================================================== ==================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ================================================== ==================== "Until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned; until there is no longer any first-class and second-class citizens of any nation; until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes; until the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all, without regard to race -- until that day, the dreams of lasting peace and world citizenship and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion, to be pursued but never attained." Haile Sellassie. ================================================== ==================== "First they came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me." Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945 ================================================== ==================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' Meow |
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