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Have you killfiled me yet?
Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a
possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade |
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Have you killfiled me yet?
In article , Daedalus
writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- -- |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote:
In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- -- mhm xvi x iii |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:44:57 GMT, rocky ,
tried to sniff my butt and growled: On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote: In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song No where is culture more apparent than among rugby players. Jade -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
In soc.culture.british rocky wrote:
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote: In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song Nothing like Shakespeare is there? -- --- siggy _ ___ ____ _ __ ___ | |__ _ __ ___ / _ \__ _|___ \ | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| '_ ` _ \ (_) \ \/ / __) | http://flaagg.home.comcast.net/ |_| |_| |_|_| |_|_| |_| |_| /_//_/\_\_____| Aaron M. Henne flaagg at comcast dot net --- -- mhm xvi x iii -- From: "harmony" Subject: Indian woman dies on husband's pyre Message-ID: I am proud to be a member of mommedan parliament. |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
In soc.culture.british Peter J Ross wrote:
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 21:28:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from : In soc.culture.british rocky wrote: On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote: In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song Nothing like Shakespeare is there? I thought it was Rimbaud. Was Rimbaud a *plagiarist*? Yes, he was an accomplished musician. -- From: "harmony" Subject: Indian woman dies on husband's pyre Message-ID: I am proud to be a member of mommedan parliament. |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
In soc.culture.british Peter J Ross wrote:
On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 21:28:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from : Phew, at least that excludes my brain. -- From: "harmony" Subject: Indian woman dies on husband's pyre Message-ID: I am proud to be a member of mommedan parliament. |
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todays musical interlude is a singalong (was Have you killfiled me yet?)
On Wed, 03 Sep 2003 01:59:12 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from rocky: On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 21:28:40 GMT, wrote: In soc.culture.british rocky wrote: On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:16:59 GMT, flaXagg wrote: In article , Daedalus writes... Any sailor who has not done so may want to seriously consider it as a possible insulation against my overwhelming lovability. Also because I am planning to soon post a barrage of nautical jokes that include such taboo sailing subjects as bellbottoms and buggery on the high seas. TIA Jade the cabin boy the cabin boy that dirty little nipper lined his ass with shards of glass and circumcised the skipper. Chorus: Frigging in the rigging, wanking in the planking, masturbating in the grating, for there's **** all else to do. Verses: The ship's good name was Venus my God you should have seen it The figure head was a maid in bed sucking the captain's penis The first mates name was chopper my God he had a whopper once round the deck twice round his neck and up his ass for a stopper Twas in the arctic ocean the bold one took a notion he tried to **** a flying duck but he couldn't get the motion The second mates name was Carter my God he was a farter he could fart anything from God save the Queen to Mendelson's midnight sonata The ships dogs name was Rover we balled that poor mutt over we ground and ground that faithful hound from the China Seas to Dover Frigging in the rigging - traditional rubgy song Nothing like Shakespeare is there? a true classic still sung throught the land today, by drunk rugby players. [to teh tune of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"] Chorus: Bestiality's best, boys Bestiality's best [shag a wallaby] Bestiality's best, boys Bestiality's best Verse: So In the rear of a deer, boys In the rear of a deer In the rear of a deer, boys In the rear of a deer Chorus: 'Cos Bestiality's best, boys [etc] Verses: Have a **** with a duck, boys... Share your spunk with a skunk, boys... Fast and loose with a moose, boys... [etc etc etc] -- PJR :-) mhm34x8 Smeeter #30 Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President) news:alt.fan.pjr |
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