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Lady Pilot September 8th 03 01:18 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

I can't tell you how or why
my writing skills are such that they would fool people to believe

otherwise.

Sweetie, I can hardly believe what I'm reading! I would have never
guessed that you had anything but at *least* a bachelors degree!

But on the other hand, it's not really surprising at all. My sister is
2 years older than I am and has a Master's degree with a 4.0 from the
University of Oklahoma. We took an IQ test a few years ago and she was
only 3 points higher than my score. I went the business route in life
(with the exception of an associates 2 yr) and always had a secretary to
write the letters I needed to write for most of my career. I'm a
terrible creative writer and this newsgroup is full of wonderful prose,
so I'm hoping to improve...

LP

LP


I enjoy writing, both technical and creative but have had no formal

training
in either.

Rest assured Scout... I've fought, clawed and worked hard for every

thing I
have. I've asked for no quarter from life and expect none. I do

however
undertake the luxury of bitching when things aren't going as planned!

:-P

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
| What kind of work do you do to make $10K / month?
| Don't say "trolling."
| Scout
| p.s., 10th grade? Your writing skills say that's b.s., but ok, I'll
| believe it for now just because you say so.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| I take it you need a high school diploma to apply?? $60,000 would
represent
| my average six month earnings... when I can find work.
|
| I was on my own at 15 years old and didn't get to finish 10th

grade....
| then again that fact may not be the best endorsement for the
effectiveness
| of advanced education. ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "Scout" wrote in message
| .. .
| | NS teachers start $32,000, climb to $60,000, based on 2000-2001

school
| | year figures. Allow about 6% increase per year since then.
| |
| | I assume that leaves summers off too, although I'm not familiar

with
| | your schools' scheduling. That means plenty of time for warm

weather
| | sailing and/or part time work.
| |
| |

http://www.learning.gov.ab.ca/k_12/t...PWC/ranges.pdf
| |
| | Scout
| |
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| |
| | What does it pay... I'm so poor right now that I'm using my

wallet
as a
| | patch on my last pair of pants.
| |
| | BTW - taping your bills to the Etch-A-Sketch and shaking it

won't
erase
| the
| | numbers... I've tried that already.
| |
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Scout" wrote in message
| | .. .
| | | Damn CM,
| | | you sure you don't wanna be an English teacher?
| | | you could fit in.
| | | Scout
| |
| |
|
|





Lady Pilot September 8th 03 01:20 AM

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"Scout" wrote:
Same here CM,
In any
case, your intelligence and spirit is evident;


You noticed that too, eh? ;-)

Teaching is a noble profession and I see you are an asset.

LP



Horvath September 8th 03 01:25 AM

Bobsprit exposed
 
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors


I don't have any creditors.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Horvath September 8th 03 01:26 AM

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On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
wrote this crap:

Now -40F, that would be cold!


It's the same, dumbass.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Average temperatures hovering at -40C.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Capt. Mooron September 8th 03 01:28 AM

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Well darling... I for one hope you decided to stick around.

I think Simple Simon does as well..... :-)

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:ZUP6b.66685

| Sweetie, I can hardly believe what I'm reading! I would have never
| guessed that you had anything but at *least* a bachelors degree!
|
| But on the other hand, it's not really surprising at all. My sister is
| 2 years older than I am and has a Master's degree with a 4.0 from the
| University of Oklahoma. We took an IQ test a few years ago and she was
| only 3 points higher than my score. I went the business route in life
| (with the exception of an associates 2 yr) and always had a secretary to
| write the letters I needed to write for most of my career. I'm a
| terrible creative writer and this newsgroup is full of wonderful prose,
| so I'm hoping to improve...



Jonathan Ganz September 8th 03 01:31 AM

Bobsprit exposed
 
That's because you have no credit.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors


I don't have any creditors.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Lady Pilot September 8th 03 01:35 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Well darling... I for one hope you decided to stick around.


I think I've finally decided that I will follow you everywhere. sigh

I think Simple Simon does as well..... :-)


Well, who cares about him anyway? ;-)

LP (xoxo)



Capt. Mooron September 8th 03 01:37 AM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote this crap:
|
|
| I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors
|
| I don't have any creditors.

Then you've deprived yourself of a choice opportunity to practice charm and
diplomacy while side-stepping any direct questions and yet offering faint
hope to those in a thankless and demeaning job.

Wait a minute... maybe I should go into politics?!! ;-)

CM



Capt. Mooron September 8th 03 01:39 AM

Bobsprit exposed
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
| wrote this crap:
|
| Now -40F, that would be cold!
|
| It's the same, dumbass.

Congratulations Horvath... you spoiled your unbroken record to date by
submitting a *correct* answer!

CM



Lady Pilot September 8th 03 02:01 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Horvath" wrote:
| On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote this crap:
|
|
| I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors
|
| I don't have any creditors.

Then you've deprived yourself of a choice opportunity to practice

charm and
diplomacy while side-stepping any direct questions and yet offering

faint
hope to those in a thankless and demeaning job.

Wait a minute... maybe I should go into politics?!! ;-)


I'd vote for you any day over Hillary!

LP (xoxo)




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