Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Oh brother. He believes in some jagoff with a giant sears hammer, but noah
is beyond his ken.

Go on! EVERYBODY knows Thor is a little blue dude ... (c;

Actually, an early creation script says that the Elohim (plural) created
everything then Adam and Lillith out of the same clay, in their image,
as equals; but Adam and Lil fell out over Adam's habit of mounting
beasts and who got to be on top during sex. So, when YHWH (one of the
Elohim) tried to entice them into servitude in his garden, Lil refused
but Adam did not. So, unable to actually create life like other Elohim,
YHWH cloned Eve. So much for monotheism (c: