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Asatru "End-times"?
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Oh brother. He believes in some jagoff with a giant sears hammer, but noah is beyond his ken. Go on! EVERYBODY knows Thor is a little blue dude ... (c; Actually, an early creation script says that the Elohim (plural) created everything then Adam and Lillith out of the same clay, in their image, as equals; but Adam and Lil fell out over Adam's habit of mounting beasts and who got to be on top during sex. So, when YHWH (one of the Elohim) tried to entice them into servitude in his garden, Lil refused but Adam did not. So, unable to actually create life like other Elohim, YHWH cloned Eve. So much for monotheism (c: |
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