Congratulations, Bob.
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I'm glad you're FAR away...and so are a lot of others. Most of the people
won't
| dare to speak the truth to you, but I will.

No you're not Bob! Maybe some of the others are. Then there are people like
you who confuse reality with the truth and can't seem to deliver a
believable sail report.


| Drinking and sailing don't mix. You're a hazard and an accident waiting to
| happen.

Why don't you take a poll Bob... see how many sailors here have had a beer
or any alcoholic beverage while under sail and in charge of their boat.

Bob is ...the Accidental Sailor and Floating Hazard to navigation!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa


CM

Congratulations, Bob.
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| It's obvious you don't know what you're doing when sober. At least I can
| navigate and sail sober or drunk
|
| So you claim. I have every reason now to doubt this. It's not even legal
to
| operate a vessel while drinking.

It is when you're beyond the 200 mile limit Bob!


| Claim what you want. You're a poor sailor if this is how you operate. I
could
| care less for what you've done. It's moot because you ignore a key law
that
| makes you a danger to others.

Not only that.... but I seem to sail even better with a few shots under the
belt! At least I know how to sail and navigate! You're frightened of the
water Bob... you don't respect it!

CM

Congratulations, Bob.
 

No doubt you are basing this on number of passes required to make an easy
entry to a harbour!!

Mooron, since you KNOW the entrance and have a chart of the area, can you
please contradict the text from the LIS cruising guide?

Thank you,

BWAHAHAHAHA! I can't lose!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

| operate a vessel while drinking.

It is when you're beyond the 200 mile limit Bob!

Boo Hoo!!! Says Mooron!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

but I seem to sail even better with a few shots under the
belt!

Yeah, okay!!! Idiot!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

I think he's refering to his mass.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I'm twice the sailor you are. Three times the sailor if you can't stop.

No doubt you are basing this on number of passes required to make an easy
entry to a harbour!!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!

CM

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
atlas is Port Jefferson with a place called Poquott.. there is a location
called Flax Pond along the shoreline which is a SW to NE lying crescent and
should have shown clearly.. then a course change to SE that appears to be a
straight shore line terminating at a rather large entry to a seemingly well
protected harbour. Is this the one that gave you problems?

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| No doubt you are basing this on number of passes required to make an easy
| entry to a harbour!!
|
| Mooron, since you KNOW the entrance and have a chart of the area, can you
| please contradict the text from the LIS cruising guide?
|
| Thank you,
|
| BWAHAHAHAHA! I can't lose!
|
| RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
atlas is Port Jefferson with a place called Poquott.

So for all you know...Port Jeff doesn't even exist and Billy and I are playing
for a bigger fool!!!
What a total tool!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

I don't think it's possible you could play a bigger fool than you are now.
Billy has a way to go, though.

SV


"Bobsprit" wrote

So for all you know...Port Jeff doesn't even exist and Billy and I are
playing
for a bigger fool!!!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Well bob?


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Bob****" bob****@ CHICKENS R US .com wrote

Oh, could this be another challenge Scott will run from? Come sailing
tomorrow,

That is an invitation , Boob.

This is a challenge (which you wussed out on):

Here's my challenge. You sail down to Balt. I'll race you back up to
Atl.
Highlands. Any week in Sept./Oct.

Scotty

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Well bob?

Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO J-24s for
us to race with. We can singlehand them.
That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your suggestion.

Well?

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

and that will prove that my boat's faster than yours?

"Bobchicken" bobchicken@ I'M Scared.com clucked...
Well bob?

Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO J-24s
for
us to race with. We can singlehand them.
That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your suggestion.

Well?

RwannaB

it wasn't a suggestion, it was a challenge.

SV

Congratulations, Bob.
 

I rarely sail without having several cold ones. The secret is to
never drink 'em enough fast enough to make your blood/alcohol
meet or exceed legal limits. People who are so high and mighty
about being teetotalers while aboard are either liars or masochists.

I'll drink to THAT!

S.Simon - a Captain who is serious about sailing


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I'm glad you're FAR away...and so are a lot of others. Most of the people
won't
| dare to speak the truth to you, but I will.

No you're not Bob! Maybe some of the others are. Then there are people like
you who confuse reality with the truth and can't seem to deliver a
believable sail report.


| Drinking and sailing don't mix. You're a hazard and an accident waiting to
| happen.

Why don't you take a poll Bob... see how many sailors here have had a beer
or any alcoholic beverage while under sail and in charge of their boat.

Bob is ...the Accidental Sailor and Floating Hazard to navigation!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa


CM

Congratulations, Bob.
 

That wouldn't be fair Scott.... he'd have to make "several passes" to find
the start line.... repeat that for each mark and the finish.... you'd be on
shore at the bar watching him sail around all day trying to figure out where
he is and where the hell you went.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| and that will prove that my boat's faster than yours?
|
| "Bobchicken" bobchicken@ I'M Scared.com clucked...
| Well bob?
|
| Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO
J-24s
| for
| us to race with. We can singlehand them.
| That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your
suggestion.
|
| Well?
|
| RwannaB
|
| it wasn't a suggestion, it was a challenge.
|
| SV
|
|

Congratulations, Bob.
 

On Mon, 01 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, Capt. Mooron wrote:

Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
atlas is Port Jefferson with a place called Poquott.. there is a location
called Flax Pond along the shoreline which is a SW to NE lying crescent
and should have shown clearly.. then a course change to SE that appears to
be a straight shore line terminating at a rather large entry to a
seemingly well protected harbour. Is this the one that gave you problems?

CM

Port Jefferson Harbor:

http://mapserver.maptech.com/bp/maps...2 574&icon=0&

Congratulations, Bob.
 

OMG!!!!.... Rocks? Yeah! On the friggin shoreline!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha H a

Red Flashing and Green Flashing buoys!!! Clear entrance!!! Straight like
an arrow!!! Bob with a spotlight! Bob with GPS! Radar that would have
painted that whole damned thing like it was daylight!!

.... and Bob had to make several passes... probably onto Misery Shoals... Oh
how quaint!

Those "rocks" are nearly on the shore and no where near where a sailboat
would be!!! One is awash at low tide and Bob can't even tell us what the
tide was. The only other "Rocks" shown are the ones for the jetty on the
entrance!... and they are lit!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CM



"thunder" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 01 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson with a place called Poquott.. there is a
location
| called Flax Pond along the shoreline which is a SW to NE lying crescent
| and should have shown clearly.. then a course change to SE that appears
to
| be a straight shore line terminating at a rather large entry to a
| seemingly well protected harbour. Is this the one that gave you
problems?
|
| CM
|
| Port Jefferson Harbor:
|
|
http://mapserver.maptech.com/bp/maps...2 574&icon=0&

Congratulations, Bob.
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson
|
| Cool so now you base your navigation argument on Encarta....quite a
| stretch that!

Best check again Oz...... Bwahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

CM

Congratulations, Bob.
 

and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson

BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! Encarta!!!! Bwahahahaahha!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Well, at least I'd be rid of the jerk inside the bar. Apparently Sudzy
won't let him in one.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
That wouldn't be fair Scott.... he'd have to make "several passes" to
find
the start line.... repeat that for each mark and the finish.... you'd be
on
shore at the bar watching him sail around all day trying to figure out
where
he is and where the hell you went.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| and that will prove that my boat's faster than yours?
|
| "Bobchicken" bobchicken@ I'M Scared.com clucked...
| Well bob?
|
| Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO
J-24s
| for
| us to race with. We can singlehand them.
| That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your
suggestion.
|
| Well?
|
| RwannaB
|
| it wasn't a suggestion, it was a challenge.
|
| SV
|
|

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Must not have any light up bob's ass.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson
|
| Cool so now you base your navigation argument on Encarta....quite a
| stretch that!

Best check again Oz...... Bwahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

CM

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Well, at least I'd be rid of the jerk inside the bar.

Your wife still works at the bar?

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Isn't that the entrance the big ferry uses? If so, should be big enough for
the big fairy bob****.

Scotty

wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
atlas is Port Jefferson with a place called Poquott.. there is a location
called Flax Pond along the shoreline which is a SW to NE lying crescent
and
should have shown clearly.. then a course change to SE that appears to be
a
straight shore line terminating at a rather large entry to a seemingly
well
protected harbour. Is this the one that gave you problems?


Tee-Hee! Yep that's the roiling deathtrap that Bob risked life and limb to
venture into!

BB


CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| No doubt you are basing this on number of passes required to make an
easy
| entry to a harbour!!
|
| Mooron, since you KNOW the entrance and have a chart of the area, can
you
| please contradict the text from the LIS cruising guide?
|
| Thank you,
|
| BWAHAHAHAHA! I can't lose!
|
| RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

Now, that's funny!


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Isn't that the entrance the big ferry uses? If so, should be big enough for
the big fairy bob****.

Scotty

Congratulations, Bob.
 

that makes no sense what-so-ever.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, at least I'd be rid of the jerk inside the bar.

Your wife still works at the bar?

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

that makes no sense what-so-ever.

You're right! I meant that your wife works OUT OF the bar.

RB

Congratulations, Bob.
 

In article , Capt. Mooron
wrote:

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| It's obvious you don't know what you're doing when sober. At least I can
| navigate and sail sober or drunk
|
| So you claim. I have every reason now to doubt this. It's not even legal
to
| operate a vessel while drinking.

It is when you're beyond the 200 mile limit Bob!

As far as Bob's concerned, you might as well have said that drinking
while sailing was legal on Venus. He has just as much chance of
achieving either.

BTW, I drink & drive and drink & go boating. I just ensure my blood
alcohol level is less than .05 if I'm going to be in charge. Not
difficult if you have a modicum of self-control.

PDW

Congratulations, Bob.
 

"Donal" wrote:

Damn!! That means that everybody is going to think that an
attractive,
good looking person would go sailing with Bob.

Speaking from experience, it will never happen. hehee

LP