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Congratulations, Bob.
"Bob****" wrote
I'll have FULL NUDE pics that will expose Billy Jane and Mooron tomorrow. keep them to yourself, you sicko. SV |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... He doesn't even know the variation has not completed a deviation table.... he uses the GPS. There was nothing in his posts to indicate that he looked at the GPS. He wasn't involved in the nav. Regards Donal -- |
Congratulations, Bob.
Did you notice that he didn't answer my question about the
identity of the skipper? Why the lies, Donal? I did answer you. I said you were the skipper, a guardian angel protecting us in spirit as we entered the dangerously forbidden Port Jefferson, or as it is known on the LIS, The Port Of Lost Souls. Bwahahahahahaaha! RB |
Congratulations, Bob.
I doubt if Moorom sails drunk, but claiming that a skipper has to be a
teetotaler while under way is ridiculous. Mooron had bragged about his drunkin sails, John. Enjoy your sail with him and be sure to bring the Epirb. Bwahahahahaha! RB |
Congratulations, Bob.
Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 932
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 My results: Sail with a sober Bobsprit ---- Googleplex sail with drunk mooron --- 4 I guess I won! RB |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... NO! if you're too frickin stupid to vote right then too bad. The vote stays. Damn!! That means that everybody is going to think that an attractive, good looking person would go sailing with Bob. He has spent years posting pictures that prove the opposite! Please reconsider your position?? Regards Donal -- |
Up yours, Bob.
There's few bigger assholes on this group than
Donal but you're one of them. Give it a rest already before I sail up there and put a boot in your fat, lying, pimply face. You've become a pathetic presence around here. (As of about two years ago!) S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Did you notice that he didn't answer my question about the identity of the skipper? Why the lies, Donal? I did answer you. I said you were the skipper, a guardian angel protecting us in spirit as we entered the dangerously forbidden Port Jefferson, or as it is known on the LIS, The Port Of Lost Souls. Bwahahahahahaaha! RB |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... It's obvious you don't know what you're doing when sober. At least I can navigate and sail sober or drunk So you claim. I have every reason now to doubt this. It's not even legal to operate a vessel while drinking. Is it illegal to sail "under the influence" in Canada?? Regards Donal -- |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Drinkers don't get laid half as much and that's a fact. In your case half as much as nothing is still nothing. Bwahahahhahahahhahahahahhaah! S.Simon |
Congratulations, Bob.
There was nothing in his posts to indicate that he looked at the GPS.
He wasn't involved in the nav. Another lie from Donal. As I clearly indicated, I spot used the GPS to give Suzanne our position. She did the rest, also using her Davis bearing compass (for practice) to confirm positions. Remember, the LIS is one long single road. On the return leg, little nav was truly needed to get home. City Island is the "last" stop before the bridge run begins. RB |
Sod off, Bob.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Mooron had bragged about his drunkin sails, John. Enjoy your sail with him and be sure to bring the Epirb. Better he bring an EPIRB when he sails with Moroon than a jumbo jar of Vaseline when he sails with you. S.Simon |
Up yours, Bob.
Give it a rest already before I sail up there and
put a boot in your fat, lying, pimply face. Not only will you stay anchored on that billion lb test rode, but even if someone torched you free, you lack the balls to sail up here. Stop making threats. If you have an ounce of anything resembling courage, come pay me a visit. Loser! RB |
Up yours, Bob.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Stop making threats. If you have an ounce of anything resembling courage, come pay me a visit. Loser! It'd be too hard to find you anyway. You can't even find yourself on a map or chart. You go sailing only in your dreams. Thimbles - yah right! I'd have to hire a private eye who knew the location of all the fast food establishments in New York and visit them all one by one until I saw them wheeling you in or out on a dolly. S.Simon |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... As I clearly indicated, I spot used the GPS to give Suzanne our position. She did the rest, also using her Davis bearing compass (for practice) to confirm positions. Bwaaaaahahahhahahahahahhahahha! Confirming GPS positions with a hand bearing compass is about as silly as confirming the location of a fiber optics cable with a backhoe. You are a definite hazard on the water - if you ever get out on the water, that is. What a joke! S.Simon |
Up yours, Bob.
"Donal" wrote in
: "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... There's few bigger assholes on this group than Donal but you're one of them. heh heh You haven't quite found your original form yet ..... but you're getting there! I'll award you 8/10 points for that insult. The "old" Capt Neal never scored less than 9/10. Of course, I would never have dared to reply in this manner to the "old" Capt Neal. Good grief Bertei |
Congratulations, Bob.
I'd sail with Mooron, drunk or sober, any day. As long as he's providing the rum anyway. PDW In article , Scott Vernon wrote: Sounds like boobster can't handle his liqueur. What a wuss! SV "John Cairns" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... mmmmmmmm? let's take a poll. Who would you rather sail with, a drunken Mooron, or a sober bobspit? e-mail me your vote. Scotty I doubt if Moorom sails drunk, but claiming that a skipper has to be a teetotaler while under way is ridiculous. Generally, we don't break out the brews until after finish, but last Saturday during a period of light winds the skipper relented and had cocktail hour, before the end of the race. One more vote for Mooron. John Cairns |
Up yours, Bob.
Well, a pithy subject line always gets my attention Two years ago? Don't you
mean six? John Cairns "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... There's few bigger assholes on this group than Donal but you're one of them. Give it a rest already before I sail up there and put a boot in your fat, lying, pimply face. You've become a pathetic presence around here. (As of about two years ago!) S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... |
Congratulations, Bob.
Bob,
Your right!! You shouldn't drink and sail if you are under the influence!! AND: "I'LL DRINK TO THAT!!" Ole Thom |
Congratulations, Bob.
Donal,
How many times do you go the the hood of a car in motion? How many times does a car heel at a thirty degree angle with you standing on the roof? You do know you can slow a car down without reefing. ole Thom |
Congratulations, Bob.
Donal,
And what would it prove? We know he lies. The "Schackles on the cleats" proved him a liar by his own pictures. There was no change in him. It sure as hell isn't doing anything to improve BB or Mooron's stature. If you enjoy it, have at it, but if you say something stupid rebuttle your lowering yourself to his level. No skin off my ass. Play your game but please use your good judgement and know when you've over cooked a subject and it just becomes BORRRIINNGGG Ole Thom! |
Congratulations, Bob.
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 11:02:38 +1000, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley: I'd sail with Mooron, drunk or sober, any day. Sure you would, gheyboi. -- PJR :-) mhm34x8 news:alt.fan.pjr http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/ http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/ "I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop |
Up yours, Bob.
Peter J Ross wrote in
: On 29 Aug 2003 23:28:38 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip: "Donal" wrote in : "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... There's few bigger assholes on this group than Donal but you're one of them. heh heh You haven't quite found your original form yet ..... but you're getting there! I'll award you 8/10 points for that insult. The "old" Capt Neal never scored less than 9/10. Of course, I would never have dared to reply in this manner to the "old" Capt Neal. Good grief Bertei Was it supposed to make sense, do you think? Nah, this is their idea of SOC posting. Bertie |
Congratulations, Bob.
(Thom Stewart) wrote in news:29037-3F501D81-
: Donal, How many times do you go the the hood of a car in motion? How many times does a car heel at a thirty degree angle with you standing on the roof? You do know you can slow a car down without reefing. Depends, you've obviously never driven a British car. Bertie |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Scott Vernon" wrote in
: Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding? Awww, didn't get a chance to wear that Lamee' number, eh? Bertie Scotty "The Captains Master" wrote Nope. I want to copy what's in the well regarded LIS Cruising Guide for all to read. This is the lamest of all your lame ploys to date. Using a CRUISING GUIDE to substantiate your navigation misadventures only highlights why you have no credibility to begin with. BB Idiot! A cruising guide is a perfect addition to charts giving clear descriptions of places rather than just symbols on a chart. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Congratulations, Bob.
results as of 0900, 06/30/03;
Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,573 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... results as of 1700; Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 932 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 "Scott Vernon" wrote ... Updated results; Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 479 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 Way to go bob! "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Results so far; Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 86 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 1 Keep voting folks! (Bob, stop e-mailing me, you're only allowed one vote) Scotty "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... mmmmmmmm? let's take a poll. Who would you rather sail with, a drunken Mooron, or a sober bobspit? e-mail me your vote. Scotty "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Of course not... it's enjoyable and refreshing! Then again I know what I'm doing out there! If you need alcohol to enjoy a sail and feel refreshed, you have an even deeper problem. You DON'T know what you're doing because you're operating a vessel under the influence. RB |
Congratulations, Bob.
Yup, I was right!
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Sounds like boobster can't handle his liqueur. What a wuss! I stopped drinking years ago because I decided to be a man and not pay to F-up my brain cells with alcohol and smoke. Also: Drinkers don't get laid half as much and that's a fact. Knock yourself out. RB |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Bob****" bob****@ CHICKENS R US .com wrote
Oh, could this be another challenge Scott will run from? Come sailing tomorrow, That is an invitation , Boob. This is a challenge (which you wussed out on): Here's my challenge. You sail down to Balt. I'll race you back up to Atl. Highlands. Any week in Sept./Oct. Scotty |
Congratulations, Bob.
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Congratulations, Bob.
I guess that's half a vote?
Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,755 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2 "The Captains Master" wrote in message ... On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 09:45:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon" wrote: results as of 0900, 06/30/03; Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,573 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 Hey I'll sail with Bubbles....but I'll have to get drunk first. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Donal" wrote
Damn!! That means that everybody is going to think that an attractive, good looking person would go sailing with Bob. They wouldn't have if you'd a kept your trap shut. Please reconsider your position?? OK .. .. .. .. .. NO |
Congratulations, Bob.
I did that once, when I was 16.(it was a van roof)
Scotty "Thom Stewart" wrote How many times does a car heel at a thirty degree angle with you standing on the roof? |
Congratulations, Bob.
You're being far too harsh - since Booby has already demonstrated that the most basic
piloting skills are beyond him, we should encourage Suzanne's efforts to learn. -- -jeff "Constant Vigilance!" - Frances W. Wright "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... As I clearly indicated, I spot used the GPS to give Suzanne our position. She did the rest, also using her Davis bearing compass (for practice) to confirm positions. Bwaaaaahahahhahahahahahhahahha! Confirming GPS positions with a hand bearing compass is about as silly as confirming the location of a fiber optics cable with a backhoe. You are a definite hazard on the water - if you ever get out on the water, that is. What a joke! S.Simon |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding? No, but Bob passed wind, rather forcefully, (after a large portion of beans) and Oz's head was temporarily expelled. Oz was only blinded by the light for a couple of seconds before he sought refuge in the innermost recesses of Bobsprit's large intestine! Now, he is only visible from the shoulders down. This state of affairs is causing a small amount of confusion because Oz is now talking out of Bob's ass - instead of his own. Regards Donal -- |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Peter Wiley" wrote in message . .. Since you don't have that level of self control, not drinking at all is the right solution - for you. That is the reason that I never drink while I am sailing. Regards Donal -- |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Donal, How many times do you go the the hood of a car in motion? How many times does a car heel at a thirty degree angle with you standing on the roof? You do know you can slow a car down without reefing. I've mentioned many times that I run a "dry ship". I never drink while I am sailing. However, the main reason is that I want to avoid the temptation to have a "second". That does NOT mean that I want to see any laws on the subject. I'm also quite happy to assume that the "other guy" is drunk in any passing situation. I would prefer to see our sport remain free from regulation than to subject myself to the possibility that the police can stop me at their whim. Sailing *is* freedom. Let's keep it that way! The British government recently tried to bring in "drink sailing" laws. In the government white paper they admitted that not a *SINGLE* life would have been saved over the last ten years, if drunken sailing had been illegal!! Our liberty should only be restricted when there is an overwhelming benefit to the common good. Regards Donal -- |
Congratulations, Bob.
Donal wrote:
The British government recently tried to bring in "drink sailing" laws. In the government white paper they admitted that not a *SINGLE* life would have been saved over the last ten years, if drunken sailing had been illegal!! In the USCG Annual Boating Statistics for 2001 there are 681 fatalities listed. In 232 cases alcohol was listed as "the investigating official has determined that the operator was impaired or affected while operating the boat." In 91 fatalities alcohol consumptions was listed as the primary cause. Of course, for sailing the numbers are a much lower - 12 fatalities for aux sailboats, 18 for sail only, and most of these were downings - so one might conclude that alcohol was actually a very minor factor in "sailing safety" as opposed to "boating safety." http://www.uscgboating.org/statistic...stics_2001.pdf |
Congratulations, Bob.
Results thus far;
Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 2,835 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2 Poll closes Tue. 0900 "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... I guess that's half a vote? Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,755 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2 "The Captains Master" wrote in message ... On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 09:45:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon" wrote: results as of 0900, 06/30/03; Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,573 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 Hey I'll sail with Bubbles....but I'll have to get drunk first. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Congratulations, Bob.
Results thus far;
Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 3,544 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2 Poll closes Tue. 0900 "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Results thus far; Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 2,835 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2 Poll closes Tue. 0900 "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... I guess that's half a vote? Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,755 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2 "The Captains Master" wrote in message ... On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 09:45:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon" wrote: results as of 0900, 06/30/03; Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,573 Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 Hey I'll sail with Bubbles....but I'll have to get drunk first. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Congratulations, Bob.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message | I'm twice the sailor you are. Three times the sailor if you can't stop. No doubt you are basing this on number of passes required to make an easy entry to a harbour!! Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa! CM |
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