Vindiication, sort of.
 

Just got back from the marina, changed the battery charger over, paid the
next month's slip fees. While I was in the office, asked the girl for a copy
of the marina rules. It states that sailing in the marina is prohibited
except when "absolutely necessary". I would venture that not having
auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely necessary".
John Cairns

Vindiication, sort of.
 

I would venture that not having
auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely necessary"

Not if you could be safely towed after using your handheld to advise the marina
that you were coming in under sail.

Capt RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Aw Bob... quit being such a goof ball! We all know you haven't the skill it
takes to undertake delicate maneuvering under sail and your claims of tuning
a sailboat to sail with a free rudder is a bunch of crap... as you have
proven by refusing to meet the challenge of proving it on mpeg.

This has become just another engine hour meter story.... you've
consistently failed to provide back-up to any claim except that you take
guests out for limited tours on a protected, overcrowded, polluted and
highly policed waterway.

Your trolling efforts as of late are pathetic. You run from confrontation
and hide from any assault on your credibility. You have joined the ranks of
Simple Simon. Both of you are losing it and it's been an embarrassing show
to watch the pair of you slide into the chasm of idiocy.

You are the epitome of a dockside expert with nothing to say in regards to
sail or boating. You can't sail and you barely are capable of motoring. You
have no clue as to what constitutes a quality sailboat and don't have the
capability to employ one to it's full capacity if you did have one.

In short you have attained the level of the pecking order here that will now
keep you occupied with elbowing Horvath, Simon and bertie for attention.

Reading you wax professional on sailing matters is sufficient to induce
projectile vomiting.... get a new script writer.

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| I would venture that not having
| auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely
necessary"
|
| Not if you could be safely towed after using your handheld to advise the
marina
| that you were coming in under sail.
|
| Capt RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Reading you wax professional on sailing matters is sufficient to induce
projectile vomiting.... get a new script writer.

Gee, Mooron, what's wrong?

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Just grab the frigging lure and run with it you clueless twit!

I thought I "did" grab the lure. You're not giving me enough line to run!

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Just go with it... how much do I have to ease the drag??

Cripes I put 4 baited hooks and an attitude flasher on the rig....

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Just grab the frigging lure and run with it you clueless twit!
|
| I thought I "did" grab the lure. You're not giving me enough line to run!
|
| RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

So does stupidity make it absolutely necessary in which case you are free to sail into the marina ALL the time

S.Simon


"John Cairns" wrote in message ...
Just got back from the marina, changed the battery charger over, paid the
next month's slip fees. While I was in the office, asked the girl for a copy
of the marina rules. It states that sailing in the marina is prohibited
except when "absolutely necessary". I would venture that not having
auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely necessary".
John Cairns

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Yes, and it's your call as skipper as to what is "absolutely necessary."
It's easier to ask forgiveness than to seek permission.

"John Cairns" wrote in message
...
Just got back from the marina, changed the battery charger over, paid the
next month's slip fees. While I was in the office, asked the girl for a
copy
of the marina rules. It states that sailing in the marina is prohibited
except when "absolutely necessary". I would venture that not having
auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely necessary".
John Cairns

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Well, duhhh...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
So does stupidity make it absolutely necessary in which case you are free
to sail into the marina ALL the time

S.Simon


"John Cairns" wrote in message
...
Just got back from the marina, changed the battery charger over, paid
the
next month's slip fees. While I was in the office, asked the girl for a
copy
of the marina rules. It states that sailing in the marina is prohibited
except when "absolutely necessary". I would venture that not having
auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely
necessary".
John Cairns

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Reminds me of the powerboaters(and a few sailors, I might add) staring at me
in incredulity as I sailed up. Couldn't figure out why, until as I was
leaving I saw 4 of the powerboaters assist a fellow motor head backing into
the dock. Incredible.You would think that a powerboater would figure out how
to maneuver his boat under power.
John Cairns



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
You are the epitome of a dockside expert with nothing to say in regards to
sail or boating. You can't sail and you barely are capable of motoring.
You
have no clue as to what constitutes a quality sailboat and don't have the
capability to employ one to it's full capacity if you did have one.

In short you have attained the level of the pecking order here that will
now
keep you occupied with elbowing Horvath, Simon and bertie for attention.

Reading you wax professional on sailing matters is sufficient to induce
projectile vomiting.... get a new script writer.

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| I would venture that not having
| auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely
necessary"
|
| Not if you could be safely towed after using your handheld to advise the
marina
| that you were coming in under sail.
|
| Capt RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

How many rocks did you hit TODAY?

Only hit the one and never had serious damage to my boat or injury to anyone
aboard.
Few people can make the same claim, and few people have as many people aboard,
even for daysails.
Sorry, Billy Jane! You lose again!

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

This would be a very good time for you to be very quie

Why is that Billy?
Because I'm man enough to admit to an error? Man enough to post pics of my
boat?
While you won't even let people see the name on the transom on that toy you
sail!?

Oh, okay.

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Just show up around the Thimbles this weekend. If you fail, the deal is that
you
don't post in ASA for 4 weeks.

OKAY!!!! 3 weeks it is!

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Just show up around the Thimbles this weekend. If you fail, the deal is that
you
don't post in ASA for 4 weeks.

If I show, will you sail over and bring me a toy? A bottle of root beer?

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Yup, when I mentioned to a dock neighbor that we sailed into the slip one
night, he was amazed.

Scotty

"John Cairns" wrote in message
...
Reminds me of the powerboaters(and a few sailors, I might add) staring at
me
in incredulity as I sailed up. Couldn't figure out why, until as I was
leaving I saw 4 of the powerboaters assist a fellow motor head backing
into
the dock. Incredible.You would think that a powerboater would figure out
how
to maneuver his boat under power.
John Cairns



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
You are the epitome of a dockside expert with nothing to say in regards
to
sail or boating. You can't sail and you barely are capable of motoring.
You
have no clue as to what constitutes a quality sailboat and don't have
the
capability to employ one to it's full capacity if you did have one.

In short you have attained the level of the pecking order here that will
now
keep you occupied with elbowing Horvath, Simon and bertie for attention.

Reading you wax professional on sailing matters is sufficient to induce
projectile vomiting.... get a new script writer.

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| I would venture that not having
| auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely
necessary"
|
| Not if you could be safely towed after using your handheld to advise
the
marina
| that you were coming in under sail.
|
| Capt RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Well then, what would constitute an "absolutely necessary" situation?

Scotty

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I would venture that not having
auxiliary power to get back in would make sailing "absolutely
necessary"

Not if you could be safely towed after using your handheld to advise the
marina
that you were coming in under sail.

Capt RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Scotty wrote....

Yup, when I mentioned to a dock neighbor that we sailed, he was amazed.

I bet.

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Well then, what would constitute an "absolutely necessary" situation?

There isn't one. My club has no rules against sailing into a slip. But if yours
does then you should follow procedure. Radio in via handheld BEFORE sailing in.

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:49:35 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

Yup, when I mentioned to a dock neighbor that we sailed into the slip one
night, he was amazed.

He probably didn't know you ever left the dock.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Vindiication, sort of.
 

You are truly too stupid to even get on a boat. I suggest
you go back to your bar and have a couple more drinks
with your TV boyfriend. Maybe you can get another fag...
I mean flag.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 20 Aug 2003 10:23:56 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Well then, what would constitute an "absolutely necessary" situation?

There isn't one. My club has no rules against sailing into a slip. But if
yours
does then you should follow procedure. Radio in via handheld BEFORE
sailing in.

Sure. Let everyone know you ran out of gas, dumbass.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Vindiication, sort of.
 

You are truly too stupid to even get on a boat.

He's NOT too stupid to get on a boat, just too stupid to make it a good one.
The man sails a Hunter.

Capt RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 09:41:40 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You are truly too stupid to even get on a boat. I suggest
you go back to your bar and have a couple more drinks
with your TV boyfriend. Maybe you can get another fag...
I mean flag.

I don't drink, dumbass. What's a "TV boyfriend"? My beautiful female
fiance would get upset if I had a boyfriend, like you do.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Vindiication, sort of.
 

What a dumbass! My fiance is certainly female.

Poodle or Doberman?

Bwahahahahaha! Hunter? Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Horvath wrote in :

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 18:06:26 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

TV = transvestite

What a dumbass.

Like I said, your TV boyfriend is your "female" fiance.

What a dumbass! My fiance is certainly female. I see her naked all
the time, and she's "clean clean." I'll have to post some pics.

Thank you jesus.


BTW, you really need one of these...


http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.htm...=y&ls=toys&_e=
3f43c&_v=3F43CE03wtwFaEFEA5427F75&_ts=y



Bertie

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

I'm betting on dachshund.

I've little doubt.


Bertie

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
What a dumbass! My fiance is certainly female.

Poodle or Doberman?

Bwahahahahaha! Hunter? Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Bertie the Bunyip"
wrote in message

| I've little doubt.

You're full of doubts Bunyip....

CM

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Hah......
"/etc" wrote in message

| Usenet if full of morons, so **** off
| cptn moron

Spell the name right you low life scum suckin', puke assed, limp wristed,
snail suckin, fart squeezin' back water bilge barnacle!

CM

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Hah......
"/etc" wrote in message

| Usenet if full of morons, so **** off
| cptn moron

Spell the name right you low life scum suckin', puke assed, limp wristed,
snail suckin, fart squeezin' back water bilge barnacle!

CM

Calm down, sweetie! How is you hand? I would kiss it if I was there...

LP

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip"
wrote in message

| I've little doubt.

You're full of doubts Bunyip....


Think so?

Bertie

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip"
| wrote in message
|
| | I've little doubt.
|
| You're full of doubts Bunyip....
|
|
| Think so?
Know so!

CM

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip"
| wrote in
| message
|
| | I've little doubt.
|
| You're full of doubts Bunyip....
|
|
| Think so?
Know so!

I doubt it.

Bertei

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Maybe you should go sailing once in a while so you can
talk about sailing. After all, this IS supposed to be a
sailing newsgroup - not a pick-up joint for lovelorn.

S.Simon

She's just working through Mooron to get to you, Neal...
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

I would kiss it if I was there...

No problem-oh... I needed to practice... ;-D

Hand is still sore

CM

You *DO* need a girlfriend!
;)

Vindiication, sort of.
 

My how the great have fallen..... may as well plonk me now.... your dribble
& drool submissions combined with your innate ability to run like a Somali
Chicken if you hear a rustle in the bushes has made you a liability. Your
value has leveled out to Bob's when it comes to sail topics.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| She (I still think LP's a 'he', btw) has no other choice
| since LP's is filtered out along with all the rest of the
| assholes who cross post to over two groups. Moroon
| is soon to follow. He has gone the way of Navigator
| and many others who post perhaps one time out of
| a hundred something worthwhile to this group.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
...
|
| She's (Lady Pilot) just working through Mooron to get to you, Neal...
|
|

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Simon if you live on your boat here in FL, how in the world do you keep
from the heat? I would hope that you have air on that sailboat.

NH_/)_
--
Keep Posting and Squish a Bertie
\\
(o
_(()_
||



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I don't need any stinkin' excuses. I'm a real sailor and
as such I don't have a house to tie me down like you do.

You love your house because it gives you an excuse to
crawl into the womb you never really left. You don't
even feel at home on a boat. You're too faint of heart
to ever completely break the bonds of a lubberly life.

Next thing you'll be telling us how you're getting married
and working to support a fat family of Canuck churl.

S.Simon
A real sailor whose boat is his home.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Oh Yeah... heh.. you still ****ed about that woman you where trying to
find
so desperately giving you the slip?
My brother and his family are on Overproof... I'm doing renos on the
house
and around the yard for a couple of weeks..... what's your excuse?

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Maybe you should go sailing once in a while so you can
| talk about sailing. After all, this IS supposed to be a
| sailing newsgroup - not a pick-up joint for lovelorn.
|
| S.Simon

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Chicken if you hear a rustle in the bushes has made you a liability. Your
value has leveled out to Bob's when it comes to sail topics.


Would you know a sail topic if you read one?

It seems to me you spend most of your time punching
teenagers. Why not try picking on somebody your
own size. (And he calls ME chicken, he he!)

S.Simon

Vindiication, sort of.
 

your innate ability to run like a Somali
Chicken if you hear a rustle in the bushes...

And they say a picture is worth a thousand words....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Well the house and property are indeed in my name... but my parents live
there. The government , post office and tax collector use my boat's address
to contact me.... General Delivery, Postal Main, S.V.Overproof...... I've
lived aboard for ten years... situation dictates a different tack now. Adapt
or perish....

Married???? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Why are you so fixated on a mate Simple? Is
it you are finding yourself as boring and repetitious as the rest of us are?

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| I don't need any stinkin' excuses. I'm a real sailor and
| as such I don't have a house to tie me down like you do.
|
| You love your house because it gives you an excuse to
| crawl into the womb you never really left. You don't
| even feel at home on a boat. You're too faint of heart
| to ever completely break the bonds of a lubberly life.
|
| Next thing you'll be telling us how you're getting married
| and working to support a fat family of Canuck churl.
|
| S.Simon
| A real sailor whose boat is his home.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Oh Yeah... heh.. you still ****ed about that woman you where trying to
find
| so desperately giving you the slip?
| My brother and his family are on Overproof... I'm doing renos on the
house
| and around the yard for a couple of weeks..... what's your excuse?
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | Maybe you should go sailing once in a while so you can
| | talk about sailing. After all, this IS supposed to be a
| | sailing newsgroup - not a pick-up joint for lovelorn.
| |
| | S.Simon
|
|
|
|

Vindiication, sort of.
 

I've posted more sailing related topic than you have in the past week...
after you ran like a flustered grade school loser when the interlopers
arrived. Speaks volumes about your backbone and lack of tenacity.

That "teenager" is 18, as big as me and off to jail for a long time.... he
had two warrants from out of province. Both assaults with a deadly weapon. I
only broke his nose anyway. The concussion was from the coup contre coup
impact with the door. I was informed he has no clear recollection of the
incident and is not claiming to seek retribution. It was a concern for me
since retaliation might involve my parents. I was informed I could press
charges.... I'm not going to. The Mall and the gentleman they knocked down
are though.

Did you get to go dumpster diving this week? ;-)

CM




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Chicken if you hear a rustle in the bushes has made you a liability.
Your
| value has leveled out to Bob's when it comes to sail topics.
|
|
| Would you know a sail topic if you read one?
|
| It seems to me you spend most of your time punching
| teenagers. Why not try picking on somebody your
| own size. (And he calls ME chicken, he he!)
|
| S.Simon
|
|

Vindiication, sort of.
 

Why do you rant on about African Americans, Hispanics and Muslims.... insist
on using derogatory names or racial slurs when referring to them... then
assume the mantle of a born again, sensitive Liberal when it suits your
defense?

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Sounds to me like your biggotry is coming out.
| Not a pretty sight from a so-called Christian.
|
| (Why do Katy and Moroon find humor in starving Africans?)
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
...
| your innate ability to run like a Somali
| Chicken if you hear a rustle in the bushes...
|
| And they say a picture is worth a thousand words....
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|