Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote:
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 08:55:24 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Simple Simon:

She (I still think LP's a 'he', btw)

BWAHAHAWHAHWHAHWHAHWH!

Yeah, I nearly lost a keyboard over that one.

LP

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Oh Yeah... heh.. you still ****ed about that woman you where trying to
find
so desperately giving you the slip?

Was that the mermaid? LOL!

LP

Vindiication, sort of.
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 21:42:22 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I believe there's some
| software out there that can pretty much figure out if a person is
| male or female from what they type.
|
| Which am I, then?

All indicationsregarding your writing style point to a fat broad trapped in
the body of a frail homosexual that drinks like a girl...

As Socrates said to the physiognomist: "You know me, Sir!"

But heh... I don't really believe all that crap.... do you?

Definitely not, Mr Herbal-Tea Drinker.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Ping Bertie [ Vindiication, sort of.]
 

Good one! Troll threat?? HAahahahahahahah

More like FAG threat.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| They're not very good at uniting against teh Troll Threat, are they?


Troll Threat????? There's a Troll Threat??? Nobody told me anything
about
Trolls... Where are they? Who are They... What do they Want!!!!!???
Should
we circle the wagons??? I heard they won't attack at night! I was told
they were sluggish, knuckle dragging brutes with no sense of humour!

Run Away.... Run Away.... We're DOOMED!

CM

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| I just hope his buddies don't recognize you on the street, they might try
to
| start something...

No worries.... most of my friends I hung with when I was in high school
are now major players in that area. I just wanted to make sure the situation
didn't escalate. The person I hit is not from town. I went to the toughest
school in Halifax .... I know a lot of the Lead Dawgs around town on a
first name basis since I hung out in the area when I was younger.

I confirmed with the Crown that I won't be called to testify... they have
plenty of witnesses. I believe my action was well within the "street rules"
and won't be held against me. I hope.... ;-)

CM

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| Definitely not, Mr Herbal-Tea Drinker.

Oh Yeah... I run out of proper mix just once and I'll never live it down.

Note to Self : make certain to never disclose the mix when drinking Alchool.
:-)

CM

Vindiication, sort of.
 

And Now for the Rest of the Story.... Simian was infatuated by a singles
add from an attractive looking female searching for a mate which had
qualities that he could never meet. He was certain she was making contact
difficult to weed out the riff raff..... after many attempts and hails for
help to any and all to decipher her contact code... he finally gave up in
despair. Thankfully.. someone on ASA solved the riddle and contacted her
with a warning regarding Simians stalking like behaviour. It was a long
painful thread of love and rejection...

I hope this assists you in understanding his stance on women and of course
we all know that misery loves company.

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| Oh Yeah... heh.. you still ****ed about that woman you where trying to
| find
| so desperately giving you the slip?
|
| Was that the mermaid? LOL!
|
| LP
|
|

Vindiication, sort of.
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 19:21:21 -0400, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Simple Simon posted:

Don't try to weasel out of it you little hussy! You know
darned well that the picture of a skinny Somali chicken
bolting at the sound of an even skinnier Somali human
stalking it made you laugh. Like I said - not very Christian
of you to enjoy the thought of starving Africans.

S.Simon


You forgot to mention "real sailors" again....

Ping Bertie [ Vindiication, sort of.]
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:26:55 -0700, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Jonathan Ganz posted:

Good one! Troll threat?? HAahahahahahahah

More like FAG threat.

That must be your own repressed homosexuallity that is
scaring you.
You should talk to the guys in soc.men about that, they can
help you.

Vindiication, sort of.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| Hand is still sore
|
| Sorry...

Battle wounds are somthing to be proud of... but thanks anyway. It's much
better now.


| Dr. Lady Pilot says, take the next few days off and let it rest. :)

No Can Do Darlin'.... Job needs doin' and I'm a Machine! ;-)

CM