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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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I wonder how fast Bertie would waddle if he came face to face with a
bear?

Fast enough.

You, OTOH, would stand there and taunt him, claiming victory as he wiped
out your buddies one by one.

Bertie

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
| I see Bertie the Bunnie wants to try hunting someone for meat.
| Suppose it's a change for him from hunting someone to feed him some
| meat.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Heh Yogi... you're getting better... a gay lame and a bestiality lame
all at once!

We learn from the master.

Bertie

..and Boo Boo said you had nothing left in the Picinic Basket!

CM

"b0bsprit" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 11:22:53 -0300 I replied to "Capt. Mooron"
| on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
| their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa
|
| I wonder how fast Bertie would waddle if he came face to face with a
bear?
|
| He wouldn't bend over to let the bear take him up the ass like you
| would.
|

The_navigator© wrote in
:

Bottom = arse.

Posting = appointment to a position

Need I say more?

Yes, please, most of us don't know code.

Is it true about biting your fingernails in a movie theatre though?

Bertie

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

here hear, bottom posting is for losers.

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...

I you want us to read your message, you should top post. Unless I
have

some special

interest in a topic, I usually ignore bottom posters. After the
group's

recent

"infection" I blow them off without a second thought, and "ignore"
the

thread if there's

any crossposting.

And more often than not, I have no idea what Katy is talking about or
who

she is talking

too. (Its bad enough that with her spelling you can't tell what she's

saying!)

As for the "bottom post netiquette" thing, its very rare that I find

advocates of this

actually have anything to say. Bottom posting only makes sense if
the

"top" has been

trimmed to a few lines - but the serious bottom post advocates
usually

include hundreds of

lines of trash - they have the worst of both worlds. Frankly, I
think

they have their

heads up their bottom post!

John Cairns wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Top posting is best.

I don't see why you have trouble with the quote marks ().

OE6 puts them in automatically. All you have to do is highlight
and delete what you don't want and leave what you are responding
to. It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it now.

"katysails" wrote in message

...

OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all that
stuff

going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth and

all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old cut and
paste

routine...I', not gonna stop top posting,

however...you're just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Au contraire. I never realized I was committing such a serious
breach of

etiquette, but these guys seem to think so.
http://www.caliburn.nl/topposting.html
From now on, if I can remember, no more top-posting. OTOH, I
generally prefer reading top post replies to MY messages, after all,
I can generally recall what I wrote, so I don't need to re-read my
own post, I just want to see what someone else wrote.
John Cairns

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.
|
| As a matter of fact..

As a matter of course..... what's the last thing you've hunted and
killed Bertie?

Lessse.

Ralphie, I guess, but I didn't eat him. OTOH, it could have ben doctress
Neutopia, but her death is as of this moment, unconfirmed.

Where IS Ralphie, BTW? And where is Georgie?

Long time no post.

..

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| Ralphie, I guess, but I didn't eat him. OTOH, it could have ben doctress
| Neutopia, but her death is as of this moment, unconfirmed.

What did they weigh out at when "field dressed"???

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| Ralphie, I guess, but I didn't eat him. OTOH, it could have ben doctress
| Neutopia, but her death is as of this moment, unconfirmed.

What did they weigh out at when "field dressed"???

Don't knonw, they both just got vaporised.

Bertie

"Scott M. Kozel" wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.
|
| As a matter of fact..

As a matter of course..... what's the last thing you've hunted and
killed Bertie?

Lessse.

Ralphie, I guess, but I didn't eat him. OTOH, it could have ben doctress
Neutopia, but her death is as of this moment, unconfirmed.

Where IS Ralphie, BTW? And where is Georgie?

I killed them. There's more than one person in ADA and AAS who have never
forgiven me for that. Includingmyself.

I'm such a brute.

Bertie

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 15:34:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

It's an Achilles heel I exploit at every opportunity... once they admit it
annoys them.... you know darn well I'm going to do it every opportunity I
get. ;-)

That's what being owned *is*, you know.

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| The trouble with these bottom fetish losers is that expect you to wade
| through their drivel. It's way too boring and should have all been cut.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 02:00:35 -0500, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Just Plain
Insane:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 21:09:14 +0100 I replied to Peter J Ross
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!

No, Gary and I are Bertie, you can be me this week thought Peter.

Thanks. I'll have to be careful not to confuse them.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| Don't knonw, they both just got vaporised.

That'll happen when you use high power rounds and cap the hollow
points with mercury and a primer.

True.

Bertei

Peter Wiley wrote:

BTW, ever seen what happens when you shoot a sitting duck with a 230gr
JHP from a 44 Mag? ....

Nope, I always shoot their heads off ... (c:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
| BTW, ever seen what happens when you shoot a sitting duck with a 230gr
| JHP from a 44 Mag? Instant berley.

Best I can match that to is a 100 meter shot with a 6.5x55 Swedish
Mauser.... neck shot on a Mallard Duck. The head neatly dropped off the body
and the feet kept paddling all the way to shore. Great shore lunch!

Oh Yeah.. I forgot..... I had been hunting grouse with hand loaded shot
rounds with my Dan Wesson .44 mag. I forgot the last bullet was a 240gr.
HP... it was like a stick of dynamite in a pillow. Shame to waste life and
meat that way though.

CM

Vito wrote in :

Peter Wiley wrote:

BTW, ever seen what happens when you shoot a sitting duck with a 230gr
JHP from a 44 Mag? ....

Nope, I always shoot their heads off ... (c:

Of course you do.

Bertie

"Per Elmsäter" wrote:
Jeff Morris wrote:
As for the "bottom post netiquette" thing, its very rare that I find
advocates of this actually have anything to say.

Absolutely.

Such an elusive answer, and Burnore totally missed it. He hee hee

We can't all be perfect. :)

LP (well done, Per)

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
It's an Achilles heel I exploit at every opportunity... once they admit
it
annoys them.... you know darn well I'm going to do it every opportunity I
get. ;-)

That's my *favorite* tactic. I've noticed many people using the "pink" Neal
thing, plagiarism I tell you...

LP