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Per Elmsäter August 17th 03 08:33 PM

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Gary L. Burnore wrote:
Hahahahahahaha. Another ****ing luser who thinks I'm everyone on the
net.


****ing Luser? That sounds interesting.
Lucky for you though I promised your friend popeye to be nice to you so I'll
let you off the hook now. Now go play with your friend Peter.

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.



Capt. Mooron August 17th 03 08:34 PM

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"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message

| Hey, Ross! You're me now too!

Yeah.. like two split peas in a PUD!!

CM



Peter J Ross August 17th 03 09:04 PM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 19:33:58 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Per Elmsäter:

Peter.


Obsess much?


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Per Elmsäter August 17th 03 09:08 PM

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Peter J Ross wrote:
I got bored before you'd finished. Sorry.


Yeah I know. That is another symptom of the feebleminded.
--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.



Peter J Ross August 17th 03 09:09 PM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 14:54:31 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Gary L.
Burno

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 18:50:50 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote:
On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 16:40:11 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Per Elmsäter:

Well since Popeye is such a real sailors name,

I bet that weedy little dip****s like you didn't eat their spinach
when they were growing up.

I'll try not to stomp on them
too hard.

Just don't wear the stillettos, please.


Hiya Peter/Gary. What's up kid?


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


Teheeeeteeeeheeeeheeeeeteeeheeee!

Hey, Ross! You're me now too!


snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 17th 03 10:12 PM

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"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!

I think that was obvious from the start.....

CM



Peter J Ross August 17th 03 10:45 PM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 18:12:03 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!

I think that was obvious from the start.....


Give me time and a few pix of the Queen Mum...

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 17th 03 10:51 PM

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Plagiarist....

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 18:12:03 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
|
| | snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!
|
| I think that was obvious from the start.....
|
| Give me time and a few pix of the Queen Mum...
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8



Donal August 17th 03 11:13 PM

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"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...

inhales red wine into lungs


Better than Bass, huh? Have you tried wine out of a bottle? It's much
better than the cheap stuff that they sell in boxes.



You *******s really want to kill me, don't you?


Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.


What's up kid?
Now why don't you run off and enjoy yourself.


Why don't I just *stay here* and enjoy myself?


Please do. BTW, I bet that you have an enormous IQ. Do Tell!

Regards


Donal
--




Capt. Mooron August 17th 03 11:29 PM

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"Donal" wrote in message

| Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.

OUCH!

Bet that hurt......

CM



Peter J Ross August 17th 03 11:47 PM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 18:51:33 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Plagiarist....


ITYM "chela".

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
| On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 18:12:03 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
|
| | snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!
|
| I think that was obvious from the start.....
|
| Give me time and a few pix of the Queen Mum...
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Donal August 17th 03 11:52 PM

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"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...


Give me time and a few pix of the Queen Mum...


You are going to go downmarket????




Regards


Donal
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Peter J Ross August 17th 03 11:55 PM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:13:38 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Donal:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .

inhales red wine into lungs


Better than Bass, huh? Have you tried wine out of a bottle? It's much
better than the cheap stuff that they sell in boxes.


It's cheap Jacob's Creek crap, but it will do.

You *******s really want to kill me, don't you?


Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.


Jax-the-male-porn-star left? First I've heard of it.

What's up kid?
Now why don't you run off and enjoy yourself.


Why don't I just *stay here* and enjoy myself?


Please do. BTW, I bet that you have an enormous IQ. Do Tell!


My IQ is 43.2, and so is Gary/Bertie's. OK?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 18th 03 12:54 AM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:52:22 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Donal:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .


Give me time and a few pix of the Queen Mum...


You are going to go downmarket????


Yes.

Got a problem?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter Wiley August 18th 03 02:06 AM

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You're Gawwy, Bertie or Petey Ross????? Or perhaps all three at the
same time.

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:36:19 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

What would it say about you if you posted here and didn't love it?
Al Smith wrote:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bhjmon$amcq$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

\No it doesn't....

god ilove this place.

Bertei

Simple Simon wrote:
It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it
now.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all that
stuff going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth and
all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old cut and
paste routine...I', not gonna stop top posting, however...you're
just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Bertie the Bunyip August 18th 03 02:31 AM

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"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in
:

I you want us to read your message, you should top post. Unless I
have some special interest in a topic, I usually ignore bottom
posters. After the group's recent "infection" I blow them off without
a second thought, and "ignore" the thread if there's any crossposting.

And more often than not, I have no idea what Katy is talking about or
who she is talking too. (Its bad enough that with her spelling you
can't tell what she's saying!)

As for the "bottom post netiquette" thing, its very rare that I find
advocates of this actually have anything to say.


how do you know if you never scroll down to read.

That is waht you said up above, isn't it?

You aren't too bright are you?

Bertei

Bertie the Bunyip August 18th 03 02:32 AM

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"Donal" wrote in
:


"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 14:53:07 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
wrote:

Gary L. Burnore wrote:
Of course, the two of you seem more like the racist *******s of
the world who simply claim that those who call them racist don't
"actually have anything to say.". Your mind is made up, even
though you know the standard differs, so you must ignore your
critics.

Who are you talking to?


See what I mean?


No, Gary. We don't see what you mean.


Of course not.

bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 18th 03 02:33 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!

I think that was obvious from the start.....


It's also been pretty obviousl that all of you wannabe Bertie too.

I'm just that sort of Bunyip.

bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 18th 03 02:33 AM

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"Donal" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...

snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!



What pathos!





You betcha.

Bertei

Bertie the Bunyip August 18th 03 02:34 AM

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"Donal" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...

inhales red wine into lungs


Better than Bass, huh? Have you tried wine out of a bottle? It's
much better than the cheap stuff that they sell in boxes.



You *******s really want to kill me, don't you?


Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.


What's up kid?
Now why don't you run off and enjoy yourself.


Why don't I just *stay here* and enjoy myself?


Please do. BTW, I bet that you have an enormous IQ.


Ones with enormous IQs don't have to, silly twit.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 18th 03 02:35 AM

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Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:13:38 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Donal:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
. ..

inhales red wine into lungs


Better than Bass, huh? Have you tried wine out of a bottle? It's
much better than the cheap stuff that they sell in boxes.


It's cheap Jacob's Creek crap, but it will do.

You *******s really want to kill me, don't you?


Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.


Jax-the-male-porn-star left? First I've heard of it.

What's up kid?
Now why don't you run off and enjoy yourself.

Why don't I just *stay here* and enjoy myself?


Please do. BTW, I bet that you have an enormous IQ. Do Tell!


My IQ is 43.2, and so is Gary/Bertie's. OK?


On a scale of 0-43.4, of course.

Bertei

Bertie the Bunyip August 18th 03 02:36 AM

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Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:06:47 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley:

You're Gawwy, Bertie or Petey Ross????? Or perhaps all three at the
same time.


Please to be adding my socks to your lits.

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:36:19 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

What would it say about you if you posted here and didn't love it?
Al Smith wrote:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bhjmon$amcq$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

\No it doesn't....

god ilove this place.

Bertei

Simple Simon wrote:
It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it
now.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all that
stuff going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth and
all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old cut and
paste routine...I', not gonna stop top posting, however...you're
just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.


As a matter of fact..

Bertie

Peter J Ross August 18th 03 02:48 AM

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On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:36:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:06:47 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley:

You're Gawwy, Bertie or Petey Ross????? Or perhaps all three at the
same time.


Please to be adding my socks to your lits.

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:36:19 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

What would it say about you if you posted here and didn't love it?
Al Smith wrote:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bhjmon$amcq$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

\No it doesn't....

god ilove this place.

Bertei

Simple Simon wrote:
It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it
now.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all that
stuff going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth and
all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old cut and
paste routine...I', not gonna stop top posting, however...you're
just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.


As a matter of fact..


What do they taste like?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 18th 03 03:13 AM

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No sweat... you just have to abandon your sense of wit and keep the replies
to less than 3 words.

"Bertie the Bunyip Uu.u.o.012789876534409574erosiusdjlkxdmvlcv" X@W wrote
in message

| It's also been pretty obviousl that all of you wannabe Bertie too.
|
| I'm just that sort of Bunyip.
|
| bertie



Capt. Mooron August 18th 03 03:16 AM

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Aw-w-w-w Crap.... I was only bitch slapping them. Quit exaggerating
Bertei..


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Oh yeah, you guys are really landing some punches there.
|
| Bertei



Capt. Mooron August 18th 03 03:42 AM

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"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Clue: it starts with M, ends with N, and has three Os and one R in it.
| HTH.

Nice try... no impale, no blood trail, no entrails, no tell tale.....

Sounds like a clean miss.

CM




Peter Wiley August 18th 03 04:41 AM

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As per usual....

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:42:21 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Clue: it starts with M, ends with N, and has three Os and one R in it.
| HTH.

Nice try... no impale, no blood trail, no entrails, no tell tale.....

Sounds like a clean miss.

CM




The_navigator© August 18th 03 06:17 AM

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Is that Gary the molester or Gary the low income loser?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Je-e-e-e-e-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...... you'd almost think that Gary didn't like you
Per!

CM

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
...
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 21:54:25 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 21:06:35 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 16:35:53 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 14:53:07 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
| wrote:
|
| Gary L. Burnore wrote:
| Of course, the two of you seem more like the racist *******s of
| the world who simply claim that those who call them racist don't
| "actually have anything to say.". Your mind is made up, even
| though you know the standard differs, so you must ignore your
| critics.
|
| Who are you talking to?
|
| See what I mean?
|
| No I don't, 'cause what you are saying is not making any sense to
| me.
|
| No surprise something that simple would go right over your head, ya
| dumb sonofabitch.
|
| Why are you so foulmouthed?
|
| It got your attention.
|
|
| You already had my attention.
|
|
|
| You know you've lost once you revert to namecalling.
|
| Your own experiences not withstanding, that's not true. But I do note
| you still can't figure out what was going on.
|
| So tell me.
|
| Go back and read the posts, dip****. If you're not a total moron,
| you'll find the answer.
|
|
| Go crawl back under that stone you came from and leave this NG
| to us *REAL SAILORS*
|
| Real sailors swear, dip****.
|
| Swearing is not the same as namecalling.
|
| Cry a river, dip****.
| --
| gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
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The_navigator© August 18th 03 06:20 AM

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The trouble with these bottom fetish losers is that expect you to wade
through their drivel. It's way too boring and should have all been cut.

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Whooppeee.....I'm dump9ng the whole thing and going back to where I started....
Scott Vernon wrote:
You have my permission to post any way you want to.

Scotty





Just Plain Insane August 18th 03 08:00 AM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 21:09:14 +0100 I replied to Peter J Ross
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

snif I WANNA BE BERTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!


No, Gary and I are Bertie, you can be me this week thought Peter.

--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you think you know me, you don't.
.........Satirically yours
**
Worst feeling in the world? Sliding down
a 51 foot razorblade into a pool of Gin.

Best feeling in the world? Watching your nemesis Sliding
down a 51 foot razorblade into a pool of Gin.--GroveGnome
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Capt. Mooron August 18th 03 03:22 PM

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I wonder how fast Bertie would waddle if he came face to face with a bear?

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
| I see Bertie the Bunnie wants to try hunting someone for meat. Suppose
| it's a change for him from hunting someone to feed him some meat.



b0bsprit August 18th 03 04:05 PM

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On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 11:22:53 -0300 I replied to "Capt. Mooron"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

I wonder how fast Bertie would waddle if he came face to face with a bear?


He wouldn't bend over to let the bear take him up the ass like you
would.


Capt. Mooron August 18th 03 07:34 PM

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It's an Achilles heel I exploit at every opportunity... once they admit it
annoys them.... you know darn well I'm going to do it every opportunity I
get. ;-)

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| The trouble with these bottom fetish losers is that expect you to wade
| through their drivel. It's way too boring and should have all been cut.



Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 02:24 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

No sweat... you just have to abandon your sense of wit and keep the
replies to less than 3 words.


Well, ot be fair, that' sjust a technique I use here.

just feels "right"



Bertei

"Bertie the Bunyip Uu.u.o.012789876534409574erosiusdjlkxdmvlcv" X@W
wrote in message

| It's also been pretty obviousl that all of you wannabe Bertie too.
|
| I'm just that sort of Bunyip.
|
| bertie





Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 02:35 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Aw-w-w-w Crap.... I was only bitch slapping them. Quit exaggerating
Bertei..


Oh, OK


As long as that was all it is.

Bertie




"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Oh yeah, you guys are really landing some punches there.
|
| Bertei





Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 02:35 AM

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Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 18 Aug 2003 01:35:50 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:13:38 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Donal:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
m...

inhales red wine into lungs

Better than Bass, huh? Have you tried wine out of a bottle? It's
much better than the cheap stuff that they sell in boxes.

It's cheap Jacob's Creek crap, but it will do.

You *******s really want to kill me, don't you?

Don't be silly. You are the best thing that happened since Jax left.

Jax-the-male-porn-star left? First I've heard of it.

What's up kid?
Now why don't you run off and enjoy yourself.

Why don't I just *stay here* and enjoy myself?

Please do. BTW, I bet that you have an enormous IQ. Do Tell!

My IQ is 43.2, and so is Gary/Bertie's. OK?


On a scale of 0-43.4, of course.


Natcherly!


eeep eeeep epepepepeeeeeeeepp!

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 02:36 AM

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Gary L. Burnore wrote in
:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 16:40:11 GMT, "Per Elmsäter"
wrote:

Well since Popeye is such a real sailors name, I'll try not to stomp
on them too hard.


You hit their fists with your face and call that stomping?



Pretty much standard loon, isn't it?

bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 02:37 AM

Sigh....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:36:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:06:47 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter
Wiley:

You're Gawwy, Bertie or Petey Ross????? Or perhaps all three at the
same time.

Please to be adding my socks to your lits.

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 18:36:19 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

What would it say about you if you posted here and didn't love it?
Al Smith wrote:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bhjmon$amcq$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

\No it doesn't....

god ilove this place.

Bertei

Simple Simon wrote:
It takes less time than cutting and pasting like you are doing
it
now.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
OK, so I downloaded the quote crap thing and now I have all
that stuff going into the ng like re-runs wasting bandwidth
and all....Hope you're all happy....I really preferred my old
cut and paste routine...I', not gonna stop top posting,
however...you're just going to have to live with that....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.


As a matter of fact..


What do they taste like?

Mm, sorta like pussy.

Or duct tape.

(don't ask)

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 02:38 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I plucked a Petey today.....


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.
|
| As a matter of fact..

As a matter of course..... what's the last thing you've hunted and
killed Bertie?


Lessse.


Ralphie, I guess, but I didn't eat him. OTOH, it could have ben doctress
Neutopia, but her death is as of this moment, unconfirmed.



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 02:40 AM

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(Peter Wiley) wrote in
:

I see Bertie the Bunnie wants to try hunting someone for meat. Suppose
it's a change for him from hunting someone to feed him some meat.

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 23:10:59 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

I plucked a Petey today.....


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| Top-posters ought to be hunted for meat.
|
| As a matter of fact..

As a matter of course..... what's the last thing you've hunted and
killed Bertie?


Just a WAG, but given his lifestyle, probably genital crab lice. Dunno
about the killed bit, I'd say crabs were a bit too tough for him to
actually finish off.


Well, if I'd had your method, maybe it would have been easier.

Lessee, that's set your pubes on fire and nail 'em wiht an ice pic when
they run for cover, right?

Bertie


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