Let me explain this to you.....

If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time in
bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
boat......etc...etc......

Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......

If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
good life.....

Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Completely setting aside my favourite ditty..."The girl I will marry will
have to be... a nympho who owns a distillery"... I'm not currently
shopping
for a "sugah mama".... but I'm on display and the price tag is steep.

It should be obvious to you dear Lady Pilot... you have set the bar so
high, that the others fell short by comparison. ;-)

CM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| Trying to find a "sugar momma"?