Peter J Ross wrote in
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On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

Bertei