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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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Aw geez... how can you say that... look how hard I worked just to get
you all here!

and now I'm here.


... and if there's any "shunnin'" to be done around here... It'll be
sanctioned by me.

Oh good.

I do so hate being ignored.

None of your friends wil like you anymore,

But they probably never did anyway, eh?



My only real concern is the volume of rum and the closing time of the
liquor store.... beyond that you all pale horribly by comparison.


Goes without saying.


Bertie

CM


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated.
| That hurts!
|
| Of course we appreciate you.
|
| You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.
| Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?
| Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the
| bunyip is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go
| slinking
out
| with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.
|
| Good plan.
|
|
| Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip
| plan!
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| ...
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | :
| |
| | Aw come on Bertie..... from a guy whose idea of razor sharp wit
| | is "snort".... you shouldn't really complain. Be grateful I toss
| | you these tidbits.
| |
| | Oh I am.
| |
| | I am.
| |
| | Bertei
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | | :
| | |
| | | Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
| | |
| | | OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!
| | |
| | | Bwawhahwhhah!
| | | Good sailors.
| | |
| | | We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were
| | | further
| | along
| | | than that.
| | |
| | | Bertie
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | | | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more
| | | | idiots.
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Now Jon... you are certainly allowed to choose your posting regime...
but I haven't killfiled anyone but myself. When I did that the group's
IQ rose to a point I found the topics incomprehensible.... so I had
to take myself out of the KF file and report myself to my own abuse
department. I've since reported myself so often they refuse to take
any further complaints regarding my account. In short... I'm in
newsgroup hell... and the only activity making waves are Bertie and
Peter stroking each other in the corner..... the friggin phone keeps
ringing and they won't answer..... my rum supplies are running low
and I'm trying to get this damned CV typed out before tomorrow. I'm
stressed man!!! STRESSED!

I think Bertie has a crush on me.... and if Peter finds out, there'll
be "The Devil to Pay" [mandatory sailing content]

Nah, my heart belongs to Jax.

Sorry.

Bertie

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Mooron,
|
| Welcome back... we've pretty much been ignoring these assholes
| via filtering. You might want to consider it. There just a bunch of
| sexually confused or ambigous juvies. Not really worth the typing.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
|
| CM
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more
| | idiots.
|
|
|
|
|

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"Scout" wrote in
:

CM,
I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits.

Well duh!

BTW, you seem to suffering under the misapprehension that I read more than
the first sentence of your drivel .





Bertie

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Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:

CM,
I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even
manage decent sarcasm.

sob!

Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles
he Yawn Brokers.

weep!

Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to
look up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can
understand the difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.

Keep talking about me.

But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and
found I could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.

Yeah, baby, write that script!

Doesn't matter how
often they change email addresses, etc.

splutter

I guess it helps to have a kid who
just graduated with a CompSci degree.

Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
Bow Tie Daddie-O?

Now I don't see anything from them
unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in
fact, here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I
only see them when there is something interesting contained in the
post, thanks to asa responders.

bursts into tears!

I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
beating them up.
Thanks
Scout

If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
read, I'd willingly pay.


Cheapskate.

Bertie

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Sheesh Peter... don't hold back... give'em both barrels of wit all at
once!


Why would he do that?

Shooting?

You're deluding yourself!

Bertie



This ain't skeet shootin' bucky... I'd yell "Pull" right now
but it's obvious you already anticipated that!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:
|
| CM,
| I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying,
| poor things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't
| even manage decent sarcasm.
|
| sob!
|
| Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
| their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys,
| "shunned" outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting
| their true roles
he
| Yawn Brokers.
|
| weep!
|
| Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him
| to
look
| up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand
| the difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
|
| Keep talking about me.
|
| But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and
| found
I
| could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.
|
| Yeah, baby, write that script!
|
| Doesn't matter how
| often they change email addresses, etc.
|
| splutter
|
| I guess it helps to have a kid who
| just graduated with a CompSci degree.
|
| Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
| Bow Tie Daddie-O?
|
| Now I don't see anything from them
| unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in
| fact, here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I
| only see
them
| when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to
| asa responders.
|
| bursts into tears!
|
| I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored
| with beating them up.
| Thanks
| Scout
|
| If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
| read, I'd willingly pay.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

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The best bit is the poor databasix fools have to read all of our posts
and we don't see any of theirs. What a bunch of losers!

Hahhahahhahaha

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Sheesh Peter... don't hold back... give'em both barrels of wit all at once!
This ain't skeet shootin' bucky... I'd yell "Pull" right now but it's
obvious you already anticipated that!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:
|
| CM,
| I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
| things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
| decent sarcasm.
|
| sob!
|
| Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
| their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
| outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles
he
| Yawn Brokers.
|
| weep!
|
| Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to
look
| up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
| difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
|
| Keep talking about me.
|
| But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found
I
| could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.
|
| Yeah, baby, write that script!
|
| Doesn't matter how
| often they change email addresses, etc.
|
| splutter
|
| I guess it helps to have a kid who
| just graduated with a CompSci degree.
|
| Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
| Bow Tie Daddie-O?
|
| Now I don't see anything from them
| unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
| here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see
them
| when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
| responders.
|
| bursts into tears!
|
| I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
| beating them up.
| Thanks
| Scout
|
| If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
| read, I'd willingly pay.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

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hay scowt
yu no thz homo reedz evry wurd! hohohohoHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, burtwad iz HOMO!
yr frn,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip
BTW, you seem to suffering under the misapprehension that I read more than
the first sentence of your drivel .

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The_navigator© wrote in
:

The best bit is the poor databasix fools have to read all of our posts
and we don't see any of theirs. What a bunch of losers!

Hahhahahhahaha

Cheers MC

snort!


Bertie

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Sheesh Peter... don't hold back... give'em both barrels of wit all
at once! This ain't skeet shootin' bucky... I'd yell "Pull" right
now but it's obvious you already anticipated that!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:
|
| CM,
| I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying,
| poor things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't
| even manage decent sarcasm.
|
| sob!
|
| Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
| their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys,
| "shunned" outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting
| their true roles
he
| Yawn Brokers.
|
| weep!
|
| Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell
| him to
look
| up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can
| understand the difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
|
| Keep talking about me.
|
| But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and
| found
I
| could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.
|
| Yeah, baby, write that script!
|
| Doesn't matter how
| often they change email addresses, etc.
|
| splutter
|
| I guess it helps to have a kid who
| just graduated with a CompSci degree.
|
| Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I
| do, Bow Tie Daddie-O?
|
| Now I don't see anything from them
| unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in
| fact, here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now
| I only see
them
| when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks
| to asa responders.
|
| bursts into tears!
|
| I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored
| with beating them up.
| Thanks
| Scout
|
| If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
| read, I'd willingly pay.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

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Horvath wrote in :

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:54:11 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

Hold on there Fartingmor.... you're a Yank... you aren't worthy to
lick the soles of my boots when it comes to drinking. So grab your
bottle of Mount Gay and go sit in the corner.

The frickin' nerve....

CM

You have no idea what real drinking is.

For once, I'm sure you have the edge here.

Bertei

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On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 05:34:05 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since 14 Aug 2003 16:12:28
GMT, when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:12:41 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
om:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 09:33:39 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt.
Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.

Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....

That was almost 10% of the way to being clever. You've learned a lot
recently.

Yes, on the one hand,. I'm quite proud of them, on the other, though,
I did think they'd be a bit furhter along.

I don't think they'll be ready for the next stage until they've posted
an official killfile list.

Yes, and the usual flurry of warnings to disgusted newbies.
Yes, and suggestions that the group ought to be moderated.
Yes, and the urgent e-mails between them urging them no tto respond.
Yes, and the claims to have plonked us all while using Free Agent.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8