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Peter J Ross August 12th 03 09:00 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Well, my posts from Teranews haven't been showing up on the four
servers I've looked at, so I may have lost (sob! boohoo!) my posting
privileges on the planet's crappiest newsserver. (Of course, there's a
chance it's just b0rked as usual.)

But, assuming that I've been Netkkkopped:
Thank you, shipmates! Your actions will *certainly* discourage me from
posting to your group.

sets up a few throwaway accounts

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

thunder August 12th 03 10:22 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 21:00:34 +0100, Peter J Ross wrote:

Well, my posts from Teranews haven't been showing up on the four
servers I've looked at, so I may have lost (sob! boohoo!) my posting
privileges on the planet's crappiest newsserver. (Of course, there's
a chance it's just b0rked as usual.)

But, assuming that I've been Netkkkopped: Thank you, shipmates! Your
actions will *certainly* discourage me from posting to your group.

sets up a few throwaway accounts


Personally, I would never run to an ISP for anything that happens on
usenet. Hell, I've never even used a filter, but really, don't you
have something better to do?

Peter J Ross August 12th 03 11:47 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:22:56 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from thunder:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 21:00:34 +0100, Peter J Ross wrote:

Well, my posts from Teranews haven't been showing up on the four
servers I've looked at, so I may have lost (sob! boohoo!) my posting
privileges on the planet's crappiest newsserver. (Of course, there's
a chance it's just b0rked as usual.)

But, assuming that I've been Netkkkopped: Thank you, shipmates! Your
actions will *certainly* discourage me from posting to your group.

sets up a few throwaway accounts


Personally, I would never run to an ISP for anything that happens on
usenet.


Good boy. pats head

Hell, I've never even used a filter, but really, don't you
have something better to do?


No. Nothing beats laughter.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 12th 03 11:48 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:26:24 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Simple Simon:

PLONK!


Kooklet sez what?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Just Plain Insane August 13th 03 04:43 AM

Netkkkopped?
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:22:56 -0400 I replied to "thunder"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their
name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 21:00:34 +0100, Peter J Ross wrote:

Well, my posts from Teranews haven't been showing up on the four
servers I've looked at, so I may have lost (sob! boohoo!) my posting
privileges on the planet's crappiest newsserver. (Of course, there's
a chance it's just b0rked as usual.)

But, assuming that I've been Netkkkopped: Thank you, shipmates! Your
actions will *certainly* discourage me from posting to your group.

sets up a few throwaway accounts


Personally, I would never run to an ISP for anything that happens on
usenet. Hell, I've never even used a filter, but really, don't you
have something better to do?


You guys are too funny to leave alone. You realize you have a lot
of morons without an ounce of common sense in here?


Vito August 13th 03 04:18 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Just Plain Insane wrote:

... You realize you have a lot
of morons without an ounce of common sense in here?


Sure. What's scary is that you find the elite of the general population
"in here".

Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 06:48 AM

Netkkkopped?
 
Vito wrote in :

Just Plain Insane wrote:

... You realize you have a lot
of morons without an ounce of common sense in here?


Sure. What's scary is that you find the elite of the general population
"in here".


What, in your post?

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 07:00 AM

Netkkkopped?
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

Well, my posts from Teranews haven't been showing up on the four
servers I've looked at, so I may have lost (sob! boohoo!) my posting
privileges on the planet's crappiest newsserver. (Of course, there's a
chance it's just b0rked as usual.)

But, assuming that I've been Netkkkopped:
Thank you, shipmates! Your actions will *certainly* discourage me from
posting to your group.

sets up a few throwaway accounts


snort!

They really are idiots aren't they?


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 07:00 AM

Netkkkopped?
 
"Simple Simon" wrote in
:

PLONK!


Plunk!!!

Bertie

"thunder" wrote in message
...
Personally, I would never run to an ISP for anything that happens on
usenet. Hell, I've never even used a filter, but really, don't you
have something better to do?






Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 07:02 AM

Netkkkopped?
 
Just Plain Insane wrote in
:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:22:56 -0400 I replied to "thunder"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their
name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 21:00:34 +0100, Peter J Ross wrote:

Well, my posts from Teranews haven't been showing up on the four
servers I've looked at, so I may have lost (sob! boohoo!) my posting
privileges on the planet's crappiest newsserver. (Of course, there's
a chance it's just b0rked as usual.)

But, assuming that I've been Netkkkopped: Thank you, shipmates! Your
actions will *certainly* discourage me from posting to your group.

sets up a few throwaway accounts


Personally, I would never run to an ISP for anything that happens on
usenet. Hell, I've never even used a filter, but really, don't you
have something better to do?


You guys are too funny to leave alone. You realize you have a lot
of morons without an ounce of common sense in here?


Of course, not, they're all morons without an ounce of common sense.

Bertie

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 12:47 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
On 14 Aug 2003 06:00:32 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

Well, my posts from Teranews haven't been showing up on the four
servers I've looked at, so I may have lost (sob! boohoo!) my posting
privileges on the planet's crappiest newsserver. (Of course, there's a
chance it's just b0rked as usual.)

But, assuming that I've been Netkkkopped:
Thank you, shipmates! Your actions will *certainly* discourage me from
posting to your group.

sets up a few throwaway accounts


snort!

They really are idiots aren't they?


ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.

This is a *good* thing.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 01:33 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.




Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 04:11 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....


OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!

Bwawhahwhhah!
Good sailors.

We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were further along
than that.

Bertie

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.






Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 04:12 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 09:33:39 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.

Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....


That was almost 10% of the way to being clever. You've learned a lot
recently.


Yes, on the one hand,. I'm quite proud of them, on the other, though, I did
think they'd be a bit furhter along.

Bertie

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 04:39 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:12:41 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 09:33:39 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.

Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....


That was almost 10% of the way to being clever. You've learned a lot
recently.


Yes, on the one hand,. I'm quite proud of them, on the other, though, I did
think they'd be a bit furhter along.


I don't think they'll be ready for the next stage until they've posted
an official killfile list.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 04:52 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Aw come on Bertie..... from a guy whose idea of razor sharp wit is
"snort".... you shouldn't really complain. Be grateful I toss you these
tidbits.

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
|
| OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!
|
| Bwawhahwhhah!
| Good sailors.
|
| We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were further
along
| than that.
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.
|
|
|
|
|



Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 05:13 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Heh... it's a Sale. 10% off all Humour. One day only.

If I learned anything recently... it's that 1/4 bottle of Overproof Rum
won't be enough if you have a liter of coke and 3 limes. Buck Up there
PJ... you're sounding narcoleptic.



Well, you guys are fairly boring, but you do have your moments.

Bertie


CM


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| That was almost 10% of the way to being clever. You've learned a lot
| recently.





Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 05:14 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Aw come on Bertie..... from a guy whose idea of razor sharp wit is
"snort".... you shouldn't really complain. Be grateful I toss you these
tidbits.


Oh I am.

I am.

Bertei

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
|
| OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!
|
| Bwawhahwhhah!
| Good sailors.
|
| We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were further
along
| than that.
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.
|
|
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 05:22 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Aw-w-w-w-w.... how sweet. Admit it... you missed me didn't you?!


CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| Well, you guys are fairly boring, but you do have your moments.



Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 05:24 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated. That hurts!

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Aw come on Bertie..... from a guy whose idea of razor sharp wit is
| "snort".... you shouldn't really complain. Be grateful I toss you these
| tidbits.
|
| Oh I am.
|
| I am.
|
| Bertei
|
| CM
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| ...
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | :
| |
| | Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
| |
| | OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!
| |
| | Bwawhahwhhah!
| | Good sailors.
| |
| | We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were further
| along
| | than that.
| |
| | Bertie
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 05:33 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Aw-w-w-w-w.... how sweet. Admit it... you missed me didn't you?!


Absolutely.

Bertie


CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| Well, you guys are fairly boring, but you do have your moments.





Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 05:35 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated. That
hurts!


Of course we appreciate you.

You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.
Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?
Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the bunyip
is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go slinking out
with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.

Good plan.


Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip plan!

Bertie

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Aw come on Bertie..... from a guy whose idea of razor sharp wit is
| "snort".... you shouldn't really complain. Be grateful I toss you
| these tidbits.
|
| Oh I am.
|
| I am.
|
| Bertei
|
| CM
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| ...
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | :
| |
| | Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
| |
| | OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!
| |
| | Bwawhahwhhah!
| | Good sailors.
| |
| | We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were
| | further
| along
| | than that.
| |
| | Bertie
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more
| | | idiots.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|





Jonathan Ganz August 14th 03 05:45 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Mooron,

Welcome back... we've pretty much been ignoring these assholes
via filtering. You might want to consider it. There just a bunch of
sexually confused or ambigous juvies. Not really worth the typing.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.






Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 05:50 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

Mooron,

Welcome back... we've pretty much been ignoring these assholes
via filtering. You might want to consider it. There just a bunch of
sexually confused or ambigous juvies. Not really worth the typing.


Yeah, of course not.
Beter put the pressure on through e-mail. I don't think Mooron is smart
enough to understand your velied threat.


Bertie



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.








Lady Pilot August 14th 03 06:30 PM

Netkkkopped?
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Aw-w-w-w-w.... how sweet. Admit it... you missed me didn't you?!


Yes, he couldn't wait for you to post some pictures of your trip to Mahone
Bay. LOL!

Bertie would pay big bucks to get a recent picture of me! Hey, there you
go, an answer to your money problems...

LP ;-)


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| Well, you guys are fairly boring, but you do have your moments.





Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:18 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since 14 Aug 2003 16:12:28
GMT, when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:12:41 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 09:33:39 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt.
Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.

Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....

That was almost 10% of the way to being clever. You've learned a lot
recently.

Yes, on the one hand,. I'm quite proud of them, on the other, though,
I did think they'd be a bit furhter along.


I don't think they'll be ready for the next stage until they've posted
an official killfile list.


Yes, and the usual flurry of warnings to disgusted newbies.

Yes, and suggestions that the group ought to be moderated.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:23 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since 14 Aug 2003 16:13:20
GMT, when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Heh... it's a Sale. 10% off all Humour. One day only.

If I learned anything recently... it's that 1/4 bottle of Overproof Rum
won't be enough if you have a liter of coke and 3 limes. Buck Up there
PJ... you're sounding narcoleptic.



Well, you guys are fairly boring, but you do have your moments.


It's their half-hours that send me to sleep.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:24 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:33:16 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Aw-w-w-w-w.... how sweet. Admit it... you missed me didn't you?!


Absolutely.

me2

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:30 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:35:31 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated. That
hurts!


Of course we appreciate you.

You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.


Not quite. A couple of other morons were talking to me earlier, and I
hadn't even morphed.

[getting a throwaway account with a decent news server takes time]

Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?


They all seem to shun each other most of the time. It's not what you'd
call a *loyal* newsgroup.

Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the bunyip
is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go slinking out
with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.

Good plan.


It's worked so often before.

It works on me too. I've been spanked out of all the newsgroups I'm
still posting to.

Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip plan!


They haven't tried *exorcising* the bunyip yet, have they?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:31 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
09:45:53 -0700, when Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Mooron,

Welcome back... we've pretty much been ignoring these assholes
via filtering.


So true.

You might want to consider it. There just a bunch of
sexually confused or ambigous juvies.


Well hello, sailor! What are you wearing?

Not really worth the typing.


THEN STOP TYPING, MORON!



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.





--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 09:44 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Aw geez... how can you say that... look how hard I worked just to get you
all here!

.... and if there's any "shunnin'" to be done around here... It'll be
sanctioned by me.

My only real concern is the volume of rum and the closing time of the liquor
store.... beyond that you all pale horribly by comparison.

CM


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated. That
| hurts!
|
| Of course we appreciate you.
|
| You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.
| Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?
| Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the bunyip
| is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go slinking
out
| with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.
|
| Good plan.
|
|
| Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip plan!
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| ...
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | :
| |
| | Aw come on Bertie..... from a guy whose idea of razor sharp wit is
| | "snort".... you shouldn't really complain. Be grateful I toss you
| | these tidbits.
| |
| | Oh I am.
| |
| | I am.
| |
| | Bertei
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | | :
| | |
| | | Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
| | |
| | | OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!
| | |
| | | Bwawhahwhhah!
| | | Good sailors.
| | |
| | | We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were
| | | further
| | along
| | | than that.
| | |
| | | Bertie
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | | | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more
| | | | idiots.
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 09:47 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Now don't you two joystick manipulators go anywhere.... I need that
benchmark to gauge the gay lames. Next thing you'll be accusing me of top
posting again...

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 16:35:31 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated. That
| hurts!
|
| Of course we appreciate you.
|
| You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.
|
| Not quite. A couple of other morons were talking to me earlier, and I
| hadn't even morphed.
|
| [getting a throwaway account with a decent news server takes time]
|
| Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?
|
| They all seem to shun each other most of the time. It's not what you'd
| call a *loyal* newsgroup.
|
| Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the bunyip
| is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go slinking
out
| with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.
|
| Good plan.
|
| It's worked so often before.
|
| It works on me too. I've been spanked out of all the newsgroups I'm
| still posting to.
|
| Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip plan!
|
| They haven't tried *exorcising* the bunyip yet, have they?
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!



Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 10:02 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Now Jon... you are certainly allowed to choose your posting regime... but I
haven't killfiled anyone but myself. When I did that the group's IQ rose to
a point I found the topics incomprehensible.... so I had to take myself out
of the KF file and report myself to my own abuse department. I've since
reported myself so often they refuse to take any further complaints
regarding my account. In short... I'm in newsgroup hell... and the only
activity making waves are Bertie and Peter stroking each other in the
corner..... the friggin phone keeps ringing and they won't answer..... my
rum supplies are running low and I'm trying to get this damned CV typed out
before tomorrow. I'm stressed man!!! STRESSED!

I think Bertie has a crush on me.... and if Peter finds out, there'll be
"The Devil to Pay" [mandatory sailing content]

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Mooron,
|
| Welcome back... we've pretty much been ignoring these assholes
| via filtering. You might want to consider it. There just a bunch of
| sexually confused or ambigous juvies. Not really worth the typing.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
|
| CM
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.
|
|
|
|
|



Scout August 14th 03 10:22 PM

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CM,
I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
decent sarcasm. Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles he
Yawn Brokers.
Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to look
up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found I
could block them entirely with a bit of script writing. Doesn't matter how
often they change email addresses, etc. I guess it helps to have a kid who
just graduated with a CompSci degree. Now I don't see anything from them
unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see them
when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
responders.
I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
beating them up.
Thanks
Scout



Peter J Ross August 14th 03 10:42 PM

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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:37:47 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

The only photos I have are on the webshots site.... I thought for sure I
posted the URL. In any case... here it is again for those that missed it.

http://community.webshots.com/user/overproof

I'll try to load up some photos of me


Mmmm.... kookpix!

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PJR :-)
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Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 10:48 PM

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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:

CM,
I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
decent sarcasm.


sob!

Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles he
Yawn Brokers.


weep!

Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to look
up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.


Keep talking about me.

But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found I
could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.


Yeah, baby, write that script!

Doesn't matter how
often they change email addresses, etc.


splutter

I guess it helps to have a kid who
just graduated with a CompSci degree.


Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
Bow Tie Daddie-O?

Now I don't see anything from them
unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see them
when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
responders.


bursts into tears!

I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
beating them up.
Thanks
Scout


If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
read, I'd willingly pay.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 11:33 PM

Netkkkopped?
 
Don't get yourself all lathered there Peter...... save some lipstick for
your stroll down Fleet Street.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Mmmm.... kookpix!



Peter J Ross August 15th 03 01:54 AM

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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 17:47:35 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:

Next thing you'll be accusing me of top
posting again...


Never!

P.S. Picked up any good rent boys lately?


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 15th 03 02:16 AM

Netkkkopped?
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:33:30 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Mmmm.... kookpix!

Don't get yourself all lathered there Peter...... save some lipstick for
your stroll down Fleet Street.


Let me know if you ever want me to introduce you to Mr Clue.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 15th 03 02:17 AM

Netkkkopped?
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:40:02 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Sheesh Peter... don't hold back... give'em both barrels of wit all at once!
This ain't skeet shootin' bucky... I'd yell "Pull" right now but it's
obvious you already anticipated that!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:
|
| CM,
| I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
| things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
| decent sarcasm.
|
| sob!
|
| Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
| their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
| outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles
he
| Yawn Brokers.
|
| weep!
|
| Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to
look
| up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
| difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
|
| Keep talking about me.
|
| But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found
I
| could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.
|
| Yeah, baby, write that script!
|
| Doesn't matter how
| often they change email addresses, etc.
|
| splutter
|
| I guess it helps to have a kid who
| just graduated with a CompSci degree.
|
| Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
| Bow Tie Daddie-O?
|
| Now I don't see anything from them
| unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
| here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see
them
| when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
| responders.
|
| bursts into tears!
|
| I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
| beating them up.
| Thanks
| Scout
|
| If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
| read, I'd willingly pay.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!


waves to fanboi

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8


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