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Aw geez... how can you say that... look how hard I worked just to get you
all here!

.... and if there's any "shunnin'" to be done around here... It'll be
sanctioned by me.

My only real concern is the volume of rum and the closing time of the liquor
store.... beyond that you all pale horribly by comparison.

CM


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated. That
| hurts!
|
| Of course we appreciate you.
|
| You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.
| Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?
| Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the bunyip
| is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go slinking
out
| with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.
|
| Good plan.
|
|
| Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip plan!
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| ...
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | :
| |
| | Aw come on Bertie..... from a guy whose idea of razor sharp wit is
| | "snort".... you shouldn't really complain. Be grateful I toss you
| | these tidbits.
| |
| | Oh I am.
| |
| | I am.
| |
| | Bertei
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | | :
| | |
| | | Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
| | |
| | | OooW! They've moved up to IKYABWAI insults!
| | |
| | | Bwawhahwhhah!
| | | Good sailors.
| | |
| | | We might have to slow the campaign a bit, I thought they were
| | | further
| | along
| | | than that.
| | |
| | | Bertie
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | | | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more
| | | | idiots.
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|

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Now don't you two joystick manipulators go anywhere.... I need that
benchmark to gauge the gay lames. Next thing you'll be accusing me of top
posting again...

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 16:35:31 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated. That
| hurts!
|
| Of course we appreciate you.
|
| You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.
|
| Not quite. A couple of other morons were talking to me earlier, and I
| hadn't even morphed.
|
| [getting a throwaway account with a decent news server takes time]
|
| Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?
|
| They all seem to shun each other most of the time. It's not what you'd
| call a *loyal* newsgroup.
|
| Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the bunyip
| is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go slinking
out
| with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.
|
| Good plan.
|
| It's worked so often before.
|
| It works on me too. I've been spanked out of all the newsgroups I'm
| still posting to.
|
| Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip plan!
|
| They haven't tried *exorcising* the bunyip yet, have they?
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

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Now Jon... you are certainly allowed to choose your posting regime... but I
haven't killfiled anyone but myself. When I did that the group's IQ rose to
a point I found the topics incomprehensible.... so I had to take myself out
of the KF file and report myself to my own abuse department. I've since
reported myself so often they refuse to take any further complaints
regarding my account. In short... I'm in newsgroup hell... and the only
activity making waves are Bertie and Peter stroking each other in the
corner..... the friggin phone keeps ringing and they won't answer..... my
rum supplies are running low and I'm trying to get this damned CV typed out
before tomorrow. I'm stressed man!!! STRESSED!

I think Bertie has a crush on me.... and if Peter finds out, there'll be
"The Devil to Pay" [mandatory sailing content]

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Mooron,
|
| Welcome back... we've pretty much been ignoring these assholes
| via filtering. You might want to consider it. There just a bunch of
| sexually confused or ambigous juvies. Not really worth the typing.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....
|
| CM
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.
|
|
|
|
|

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CM,
I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
decent sarcasm. Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles he
Yawn Brokers.
Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to look
up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found I
could block them entirely with a bit of script writing. Doesn't matter how
often they change email addresses, etc. I guess it helps to have a kid who
just graduated with a CompSci degree. Now I don't see anything from them
unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see them
when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
responders.
I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
beating them up.
Thanks
Scout

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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:37:47 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

The only photos I have are on the webshots site.... I thought for sure I
posted the URL. In any case... here it is again for those that missed it.

http://community.webshots.com/user/overproof

I'll try to load up some photos of me

Mmmm.... kookpix!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:

CM,
I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
decent sarcasm.

sob!

Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles he
Yawn Brokers.

weep!

Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to look
up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.

Keep talking about me.

But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found I
could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.

Yeah, baby, write that script!

Doesn't matter how
often they change email addresses, etc.

splutter

I guess it helps to have a kid who
just graduated with a CompSci degree.

Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
Bow Tie Daddie-O?

Now I don't see anything from them
unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see them
when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
responders.

bursts into tears!

I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
beating them up.
Thanks
Scout

If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
read, I'd willingly pay.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

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Don't get yourself all lathered there Peter...... save some lipstick for
your stroll down Fleet Street.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Mmmm.... kookpix!

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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 17:47:35 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:

Next thing you'll be accusing me of top
posting again...

Never!

P.S. Picked up any good rent boys lately?


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:33:30 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Mmmm.... kookpix!

Don't get yourself all lathered there Peter...... save some lipstick for
your stroll down Fleet Street.

Let me know if you ever want me to introduce you to Mr Clue.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:40:02 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Sheesh Peter... don't hold back... give'em both barrels of wit all at once!
This ain't skeet shootin' bucky... I'd yell "Pull" right now but it's
obvious you already anticipated that!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:22:33 -0400, when Scout wrote:
|
| CM,
| I probably owe a thanks to these bottomless wits. They're trying, poor
| things, but, God love 'em, they just aren't funny. They can't even manage
| decent sarcasm.
|
| sob!
|
| Believe me, I'd love to be roasted by a hilarious flame, but
| their ovens are cold. They want so bad to be the bad boys, "shunned"
| outlaws; seems like their egos can't handle accepting their true roles
he
| Yawn Brokers.
|
| weep!
|
| Here's another English lesson you can give Professor Ross, tell him to
look
| up both "shun" and "ignore" in the dictionary, so he can understand the
| difference. To thine own self, be true Peter.
|
| Keep talking about me.
|
| But, thanks to them, I've looked a bit deeper into my software and found
I
| could block them entirely with a bit of script writing.
|
| Yeah, baby, write that script!
|
| Doesn't matter how
| often they change email addresses, etc.
|
| splutter
|
| I guess it helps to have a kid who
| just graduated with a CompSci degree.
|
| Are you sure (s)he doesn't find you as embarassingly stupid as I do,
| Bow Tie Daddie-O?
|
| Now I don't see anything from them
| unless someone from asa responds to them. And that's cool too, in fact,
| here's the best part,: it's actually fun again, because now I only see
them
| when there is something interesting contained in the post, thanks to asa
| responders.
|
| bursts into tears!
|
| I'll watch you work on them for a while if that's ok, I got bored with
| beating them up.
| Thanks
| Scout
|
| If Bertie (your owner) charged me a pound for every post of yours I
| read, I'd willingly pay.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

waves to fanboi

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8