Why do Eskimos play Golf????

It's the only white thing they can hit without getting arrested.

[please note Deadphalus... all these are from my Inuit buddies from
Kugluktuk. I just received the email from the guys at the C.A.R.S station.]

CM

"Daedalus" wrote in message
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| Whadda Ya call a white man surrounded by 50 Eskimos???
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| The Bartender...
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| Awww. Not another boring racist kook. I was interested for a minute
| there.