Simple Simon wrote:
"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
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I have one f/g kayak and one plastic one. The plastic one is heavier
but a better sea boat so I use it more. Never tried sailing a kayak,
strikes me as an exercise for people with a lot faster reflexes and
ability than I have. I've only managed to master half an eskimo roll.


I used to roll Eskimos all the time when I lived in Alaska.

They're easy because they get so frickin' drunk. They
generally don't carry a lot of money, though.

Besides, as soon as they get drunk they think they're a sleighdog and start
yapping all over the place. I hope you were careful and didn't let one of
them bite you? Hard to get hold of the right kind of rabies shot for that. I
mean how do you explain it to the doctor in the first place. There I was..
in my kayak, doing drunken eskimo rolls and....

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