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Berties real purpose
I used to think was to rid the internet, or at least usenet, of idiots who
messed up newsgroups. I actually thought he was pretty good at it, and kinda cheered him on. I thought of him like a crusader bunyip. Lately he seems like he may have a more sinister agenda? Did you guys **** him off? Pardon me, I've been gone for a week or so bringing my "new" boat home from Ensenada, stopping off for a night in Avalon to marry my darling Lady Sailor. Will post again about the interesting passage, but the boat and wife are safely home now. Mike |
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Hash: SHA1 On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 05:06:55 GMT, "Mike" wrote: I used to think was to rid the internet, or at least usenet, of idiots who messed up newsgroups. I actually thought he was pretty good at it, and kinda cheered him on. I thought of him like a crusader bunyip. Lately he seems like he may have a more sinister agenda? Did you guys **** him off? No. I think it's just alt.sailing.asa's turn to have digital colon cancer. Either a surgeon(s) will show up with some big scalpels, or alt.sailing.asa will just puke it's guts out and die. Calling Doctor Warren.... Calling Doctor Warren..... two wheels Pardon me, I've been gone for a week or so bringing my "new" boat home from Ensenada, stopping off for a night in Avalon to marry my darling Lady Sailor. Will post again about the interesting passage, but the boat and wife are safely home now. Mike -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iD8DBQE/NI+R8VGtldodrwkRAjXEAJsE9XQQVcgGlF3cfgqCwo7XPLZl3A CfXoSQ vQT8nQMwo33LCIOIy+iLKDo= =43fz -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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"two wheels" wrote in message ... -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 05:06:55 GMT, "Mike" wrote: I used to think was to rid the internet, or at least usenet, of idiots who messed up newsgroups. I actually thought he was pretty good at it, and kinda cheered him on. I thought of him like a crusader bunyip. Lately he seems like he may have a more sinister agenda? Did you guys **** him off? No. I think it's just alt.sailing.asa's turn to have digital colon cancer. Either a surgeon(s) will show up with some big scalpels, or alt.sailing.asa will just puke it's guts out and die. Calling Doctor Warren.... Calling Doctor Warren..... two wheels you may very well be right. mike Pardon me, I've been gone for a week or so bringing my "new" boat home from Ensenada, stopping off for a night in Avalon to marry my darling Lady Sailor. Will post again about the interesting passage, but the boat and wife are safely home now. Mike -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iD8DBQE/NI+R8VGtldodrwkRAjXEAJsE9XQQVcgGlF3cfgqCwo7XPLZl3A CfXoSQ vQT8nQMwo33LCIOIy+iLKDo= =43fz -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 05:06:55 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Mike: I used to think was to rid the internet, or at least usenet, of idiots who messed up newsgroups. I actually thought he was pretty good at it, and kinda cheered him on. I thought of him like a crusader bunyip. Lately he seems like he may have a more sinister agenda? Did you guys **** him off? Pardon me, I've been gone for a week or so bringing my "new" boat home from Ensenada, stopping off for a night in Avalon to marry my darling Lady Sailor. Will post again about the interesting passage, but the boat and wife are safely home now. Mike Troll. -- PJR :-) mhm34x8 Talk to me in Google Groups! http://groups.google.com/groups?group=alt.fan.pjr |
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Mike,
Yes, we have ****ed off Bunyimpotent and the various, dyslexic Bunyippies. We sail, and when you consider all that that implies, they are angry. they can't manage it, can't "get it up" so to speak. Imagine the frustration, the resentment. All they have is their computers. They live in them. I'm sure they know the 'ins and outs' of Usenet software better than most of us (I'm sure some here are holding back), but we don't care, so that ****es them off even more. Of course, many of us here know other software systems better than they; useful, productive systems, with which some of us have made small fortunes, programs like AutoCAD, Engineering programs, accounting/tax programs, medical administration programs, multi-media software, and specialty software. I, for instance, operate remote mechanical systems from my home, using software I programmed and equipment I installed. I can monitor and/or change the conditions at a nearby Nuclear Generating Station, hospitals, schools, office buildings, and factories; and I get paid nicely to do it. It's just a side business, but I made enough with it to put 4 people through college, buy a boat, a camper, 2 motorcycles, and 5 computers, all of which I networked in my home. I'm not bragging because I know others here have lots more (I've seen their boats to prove it!) But that's what I've invested my time in, instead of Usenet, and it's paid off. How much do you think these geniuses are making for their Usenet knowledge? Some people are making money with it for sure, but I doubt we are being bothered by those folks. Knowing this ****es them off some more. But hey, they know how to make virtual graffiti and then hide. wow. They remind me of a group of little kids I saw once, who were yelling "POOPIE PANTS" at passing cars and then ROFL. They thought it, and they, were great stuff, just like Bunyimpotent. The Bunyippies don't know where they fit in; they can't fit in socially, and I'm shouting the word IRONY when I consider the fact that they can't fit in this world either. And it ****es them off. Naturally, people tend to defend themselves when attacked, but that is not the same as saying they are interested in what Bunyimpotent has to say. He's got nothing going on, and he's damned angry about it. There's much commiseration going in within the Bunyippy culture. Some of the Bunyippies will mature I think, and I don't doubt they will become productive members of society as adults. Others will be destroyed by OCD, of which Usenet will be a part. More anger. They'd like to think of themselves as destroyers of the Universe. Instead, they must deal with the reality that they are more like gnats. A good breeze will carry them to some other place, and we will forget them, and that ****es them off a little more. I don't mind talking about them if another legitimate sailor prompts me, I just don't talk with them; that seems to **** them off a lot. In fact, they now respond for me, forging my name just so it looks like Scout is answering them. How pathetic is that? Hope that answers your question Mike. BTW - Lots of luck to you and your bride! Scout "Mike" wrote Did you guys **** him off? |
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Hash: SHA1 On Sat, 9 Aug 2003 09:05:20 -0400, "Scout" wrote: Mike, Yes, we have ****ed off Bunyimpotent and the various, dyslexic Bunyippies. We sail, and when you consider all that that implies, they are angry. they can't manage it, can't "get it up" so to speak. Imagine the frustration, the resentment. All they have is their computers. They live in them. I'm sure they know the 'ins and outs' of Usenet software better than most of us (I'm sure some here are holding back), but we don't care, so that ****es them off even more. Of course, many of us here know other software systems better than they; useful, productive systems, with which some of us have made small fortunes, programs like AutoCAD, Engineering programs, accounting/tax programs, medical administration programs, multi-media software, and specialty software. I, for instance, operate remote mechanical systems from my home, using software I programmed and equipment I installed. I can monitor and/or change the conditions at a nearby Nuclear Generating Station, hospitals, schools, office buildings, and factories; and I get paid nicely to do it. It's just a side business, but I made enough with it to put 4 people through college, buy a boat, a camper, 2 motorcycles, and 5 computers, all of which I networked in my home. I'm not bragging because I know others here have lots more (I've seen their boats to prove it!) But that's what I've invested my time in, instead of Usenet, and it's paid off. How much do you think these geniuses are making for their Usenet knowledge? Some people are making money with it for sure, but I doubt we are being bothered by those folks. Knowing this ****es them off some more. But hey, they know how to make virtual graffiti and then hide. wow. They remind me of a group of little kids I saw once, who were yelling "POOPIE PANTS" at passing cars and then ROFL. They thought it, and they, were great stuff, just like Bunyimpotent. The Bunyippies don't know where they fit in; they can't fit in socially, and I'm shouting the word IRONY when I consider the fact that they can't fit in this world either. And it ****es them off. Naturally, people tend to defend themselves when attacked, but that is not the same as saying they are interested in what Bunyimpotent has to say. He's got nothing going on, and he's damned angry about it. There's much commiseration going in within the Bunyippy culture. Some of the Bunyippies will mature I think, and I don't doubt they will become productive members of society as adults. Others will be destroyed by OCD, of which Usenet will be a part. More anger. They'd like to think of themselves as destroyers of the Universe. Instead, they must deal with the reality that they are more like gnats. A good breeze will carry them to some other place, and we will forget them, and that ****es them off a little more. I don't mind talking about them if another legitimate sailor prompts me, I just don't talk with them; that seems to **** them off a lot. In fact, they now respond for me, forging my name just so it looks like Scout is answering them. How pathetic is that? Hope that answers your question Mike. BTW - Lots of luck to you and your bride! Scout "Mike" wrote Did you guys **** him off? Well said, er..written. The main task is convincing anybody who comes here for actual sailing talk, to stop feeding the trolls--at least the x-posting trolls without boats. Trolls should at least have a dusty Sunfish in the garage, or something. Lurkers can punt. two wheels (punter) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iD8DBQE/NP178VGtldodrwkRAm9QAJ9hXkVf6TGLe9D9RSpOYjuLhoEWPg CfbFsx tni4DG0Oe09xOu5NIys0Wx8= =t0Bn -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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Thanks for the clarification, Scout. I've been too busy lately to pay much
attention to my computer, and just remembered Bertie running Jaxass off the group way back when- a service I was very grateful for. Then I check in here and find a volume of off topic posts (well, x-posts) that boggles the mind. I figured it must be a war of some kind. I appreciate the background info on yourself, I've enjoyed reading your posts and find you a great addition to this crew on ASA. Anyway, thanks for the well- wishes, and I'm off to go to work...sailing! It's a shi**y job but somebody has to do it ;0) (and it's only for another couple of months anyway) Mike www.sailinglinks.com "Scout" wrote in message ... Mike, Yes, we have ****ed off Bunyimpotent and the various, dyslexic Bunyippies. We sail, and when you consider all that that implies, they are angry. they can't manage it, can't "get it up" so to speak. Imagine the frustration, the resentment. All they have is their computers. They live in them. I'm sure they know the 'ins and outs' of Usenet software better than most of us (I'm sure some here are holding back), but we don't care, so that ****es them off even more. Of course, many of us here know other software systems better than they; useful, productive systems, with which some of us have made small fortunes, programs like AutoCAD, Engineering programs, accounting/tax programs, medical administration programs, multi-media software, and specialty software. I, for instance, operate remote mechanical systems from my home, using software I programmed and equipment I installed. I can monitor and/or change the conditions at a nearby Nuclear Generating Station, hospitals, schools, office buildings, and factories; and I get paid nicely to do it. It's just a side business, but I made enough with it to put 4 people through college, buy a boat, a camper, 2 motorcycles, and 5 computers, all of which I networked in my home. I'm not bragging because I know others here have lots more (I've seen their boats to prove it!) But that's what I've invested my time in, instead of Usenet, and it's paid off. How much do you think these geniuses are making for their Usenet knowledge? Some people are making money with it for sure, but I doubt we are being bothered by those folks. Knowing this ****es them off some more. But hey, they know how to make virtual graffiti and then hide. wow. They remind me of a group of little kids I saw once, who were yelling "POOPIE PANTS" at passing cars and then ROFL. They thought it, and they, were great stuff, just like Bunyimpotent. The Bunyippies don't know where they fit in; they can't fit in socially, and I'm shouting the word IRONY when I consider the fact that they can't fit in this world either. And it ****es them off. Naturally, people tend to defend themselves when attacked, but that is not the same as saying they are interested in what Bunyimpotent has to say. He's got nothing going on, and he's damned angry about it. There's much commiseration going in within the Bunyippy culture. Some of the Bunyippies will mature I think, and I don't doubt they will become productive members of society as adults. Others will be destroyed by OCD, of which Usenet will be a part. More anger. They'd like to think of themselves as destroyers of the Universe. Instead, they must deal with the reality that they are more like gnats. A good breeze will carry them to some other place, and we will forget them, and that ****es them off a little more. I don't mind talking about them if another legitimate sailor prompts me, I just don't talk with them; that seems to **** them off a lot. In fact, they now respond for me, forging my name just so it looks like Scout is answering them. How pathetic is that? Hope that answers your question Mike. BTW - Lots of luck to you and your bride! Scout "Mike" wrote Did you guys **** him off? |
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You know what I do when I see "whatever you call'ems" like bunyip? I use
Internet Explorer and I click on their message, on my top toolbar I click Message, and then I click "Block Sender". It even asks if I want to remove the idiot's messages already downloaded. Now I don't even see bertie's garbage. |
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After a post like that, one can almost feel sorry for the poor
souls, their bodies riven by waves of impotent rage, their prepubertal minds knowing they're missing something, their fingers desperately typing crudities both of language and invention, barren of both invective and content. They hammer away at their long-suffering keyboards, seeking to validate their existence somehow, even if only in the nanosecond between the appearance of their posts and the contemptuous silences which follow them. They spawn more and more socks which only demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers. Indeed, it could almost be tragic, the true nature of the bunyip, for whom we once held such hopes, revealed as much by the actions of his followers as by his own doings. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com Scout wrote: Mike, Yes, we have ****ed off Bunyimpotent and the various, dyslexic Bunyippies. We sail, and when you consider all that that implies, they are angry. they can't manage it, can't "get it up" so to speak. Imagine the frustration, the resentment. All they have is their computers. They live in them. I'm sure they know the 'ins and outs' of Usenet software better than most of us (I'm sure some here are holding back), but we don't care, so that ****es them off even more. Of course, many of us here know other software systems better than they; useful, productive systems, with which some of us have made small fortunes, programs like AutoCAD, Engineering programs, accounting/tax programs, medical administration programs, multi-media software, and specialty software. I, for instance, operate remote mechanical systems from my home, using software I programmed and equipment I installed. I can monitor and/or change the conditions at a nearby Nuclear Generating Station, hospitals, schools, office buildings, and factories; and I get paid nicely to do it. It's just a side business, but I made enough with it to put 4 people through college, buy a boat, a camper, 2 motorcycles, and 5 computers, all of which I networked in my home. I'm not bragging because I know others here have lots more (I've seen their boats to prove it!) But that's what I've invested my time in, instead of Usenet, and it's paid off. How much do you think these geniuses are making for their Usenet knowledge? Some people are making money with it for sure, but I doubt we are being bothered by those folks. Knowing this ****es them off some more. But hey, they know how to make virtual graffiti and then hide. wow. They remind me of a group of little kids I saw once, who were yelling "POOPIE PANTS" at passing cars and then ROFL. They thought it, and they, were great stuff, just like Bunyimpotent. The Bunyippies don't know where they fit in; they can't fit in socially, and I'm shouting the word IRONY when I consider the fact that they can't fit in this world either. And it ****es them off. Naturally, people tend to defend themselves when attacked, but that is not the same as saying they are interested in what Bunyimpotent has to say. He's got nothing going on, and he's damned angry about it. There's much commiseration going in within the Bunyippy culture. Some of the Bunyippies will mature I think, and I don't doubt they will become productive members of society as adults. Others will be destroyed by OCD, of which Usenet will be a part. More anger. They'd like to think of themselves as destroyers of the Universe. Instead, they must deal with the reality that they are more like gnats. A good breeze will carry them to some other place, and we will forget them, and that ****es them off a little more. I don't mind talking about them if another legitimate sailor prompts me, I just don't talk with them; that seems to **** them off a lot. In fact, they now respond for me, forging my name just so it looks like Scout is answering them. How pathetic is that? Hope that answers your question Mike. BTW - Lots of luck to you and your bride! Scout "Mike" wrote Did you guys **** him off? |
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oops. Oh well, at least we're not sharing a computer in sin anymore...
Mike "Lady Sailor" wrote in message ... Thanks for the clarification, Scout. I've been too busy lately to pay much attention to my computer, and just remembered Bertie running Jaxass off the group way back when- a service I was very grateful for. Then I check in here and find a volume of off topic posts (well, x-posts) that boggles the mind. I figured it must be a war of some kind. I appreciate the background info on yourself, I've enjoyed reading your posts and find you a great addition to this crew on ASA. Anyway, thanks for the well- wishes, and I'm off to go to work...sailing! It's a shi**y job but somebody has to do it ;0) (and it's only for another couple of months anyway) Mike www.sailinglinks.com "Scout" wrote in message ... Mike, Yes, we have ****ed off Bunyimpotent and the various, dyslexic Bunyippies. We sail, and when you consider all that that implies, they are angry. they can't manage it, can't "get it up" so to speak. Imagine the frustration, the resentment. All they have is their computers. They live in them. I'm sure they know the 'ins and outs' of Usenet software better than most of us (I'm sure some here are holding back), but we don't care, so that ****es them off even more. Of course, many of us here know other software systems better than they; useful, productive systems, with which some of us have made small fortunes, programs like AutoCAD, Engineering programs, accounting/tax programs, medical administration programs, multi-media software, and specialty software. I, for instance, operate remote mechanical systems from my home, using software I programmed and equipment I installed. I can monitor and/or change the conditions at a nearby Nuclear Generating Station, hospitals, schools, office buildings, and factories; and I get paid nicely to do it. It's just a side business, but I made enough with it to put 4 people through college, buy a boat, a camper, 2 motorcycles, and 5 computers, all of which I networked in my home. I'm not bragging because I know others here have lots more (I've seen their boats to prove it!) But that's what I've invested my time in, instead of Usenet, and it's paid off. How much do you think these geniuses are making for their Usenet knowledge? Some people are making money with it for sure, but I doubt we are being bothered by those folks. Knowing this ****es them off some more. But hey, they know how to make virtual graffiti and then hide. wow. They remind me of a group of little kids I saw once, who were yelling "POOPIE PANTS" at passing cars and then ROFL. They thought it, and they, were great stuff, just like Bunyimpotent. The Bunyippies don't know where they fit in; they can't fit in socially, and I'm shouting the word IRONY when I consider the fact that they can't fit in this world either. And it ****es them off. Naturally, people tend to defend themselves when attacked, but that is not the same as saying they are interested in what Bunyimpotent has to say. He's got nothing going on, and he's damned angry about it. There's much commiseration going in within the Bunyippy culture. Some of the Bunyippies will mature I think, and I don't doubt they will become productive members of society as adults. Others will be destroyed by OCD, of which Usenet will be a part. More anger. They'd like to think of themselves as destroyers of the Universe. Instead, they must deal with the reality that they are more like gnats. A good breeze will carry them to some other place, and we will forget them, and that ****es them off a little more. I don't mind talking about them if another legitimate sailor prompts me, I just don't talk with them; that seems to **** them off a lot. In fact, they now respond for me, forging my name just so it looks like Scout is answering them. How pathetic is that? Hope that answers your question Mike. BTW - Lots of luck to you and your bride! Scout "Mike" wrote Did you guys **** him off? |
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