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Flying Tadpole August 9th 03 11:38 AM

Hey Peter Ross 2
 


Yo Ho Ho and a Cabin_boy's Ass wrote:

On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 15:09:25 +0930, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Flying
Tadpole:

No, just another one gone and sold his soul
To lose himself in that Ross'n'Roll,
And drift away...

FT


Wow! Genius!


Indeed.
Always.
'Bye.

--
Flying Tadpole

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Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

anonyme August 9th 03 08:45 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Just Plain Insane wrote in
m:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Soque
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they know what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of the regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.


Deep, Nerdling. Deep.


Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in order to prove
how inventive you are.


Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~ you googling me
anyway?

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Bertie the Bunyip August 10th 03 12:47 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 07:30:29 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

The_navigator© wrote in
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I think they dance beautifully for me. Although I only seem to be able
to get 4 spins before the poor creatures retire to their wanking
chariots. I hope you like my choreography!


snort. this the best you can do?


Yes. It is.

Sad, eh?


Well, they do have thier moments.

Bertie

Bertei

Cheers MC

Scout wrote:
Sadly this is true. We can't have them feeling badly about
themselves, so graduate high school they must.
I see this same behavior in my students, particularly the emotionally
troubled children. They can be quite clever with technology (e.g., a
computer), because no social skills are necessary. However, when
forced to sustain a logical debate, or even friendly discussion, they
tend to fall apart quickly, resorting to such low-brow activities as
mom insults, foul language, threats, and all variations of homophobic
name calling. We can only hope their guidance counselors are astute
enough to hear their cries for help.
Scout


"Flying Tadpole" wrote

year by year, it's easier and easier "to sashay under the ever-rising

academic limbo bar".







Bertie the Bunyip August 10th 03 12:49 AM

Hey Peter Ross 2
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 06:49:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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c05-waym-adl.comindico.com.AU!not-for-mail From: Flying Tadpole
Newsgroups: alt.sailing.asa
Subject: Hey Peter Ross 2
Date: Fri, 08 Aug 2003 15:09:25 +0930
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No, just another one gone and sold his soul
To lose himself in that Ross'n'Roll,
And drift away...


mm hmm.

nn hnn.

Mmm hmm!

bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 10th 03 01:07 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:56:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 20:12:04 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Just keep top posting, it seems to have them stumped.
Scout


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote
Nav, forget it. He's such a flaming fag.

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I admit it. I'm stumped.











































I confess, I'm confused














Bertie


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I SAID.

Oh wait, I forget and I'm too lazy to scroll up.























Bertie



Bertie the Bunyip August 10th 03 01:21 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
Scout wrote in
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On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 12:08:23 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from K. A. Cannon:

The voice in my head called "Scout" had this
to say in alt.sailing.asa :

Sadly this is true. We can't have them feeling badly about
themselves, so graduate high school they must.
I see this same behavior in my students, particularly the emotionally
troubled children. They can be quite clever with technology (e.g., a
computer), because no social skills are necessary. However, when
forced to sustain a logical debate, or even friendly discussion, they
tend to fall apart quickly, resorting to such low-brow activities as
mom insults, foul language, threats, and all variations of homophobic
name calling. We can only hope their guidance counselors are astute
enough to hear their cries for help.
Scout


Do you have any sailing to discuss abuser?


No.


Bwawhahwhahhwhahwhahhwhahhwhah!


Jesus wept.

Bertie

Peter J Ross August 10th 03 07:50 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
Would it be easier if I top-posted?

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On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 00:07:03 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:56:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 20:12:04 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Just keep top posting, it seems to have them stumped.
Scout


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote
Nav, forget it. He's such a flaming fag.

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I confess, I'm confused














Bertie


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I SAID.

Oh wait, I forget and I'm too lazy to scroll up.























Bertie


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Popeye the Netkkkop Man August 10th 03 08:03 PM

Hey Peter Ross 2
 
On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 20:08:37 +0930, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Flying
Tadpole:

Yo Ho Ho and a Cabin_boy's Ass wrote:

On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 15:09:25 +0930, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Flying
Tadpole:

No, just another one gone and sold his soul
To lose himself in that Ross'n'Roll,
And drift away...

FT


Wow! Genius!


Indeed.
Always.
'Bye.


Don't worry, I've gone away now.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

anonyme August 10th 03 09:01 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Just Plain Insane wrote in
. com:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Soque
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they know what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of the regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in order to prove
how inventive you are.


Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~ you googling me
anyway?


Why not?


Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.

Don't you think you're interesting enough?


It's creepy when people like you google me.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Peter J Ross August 10th 03 09:38 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:01:59 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Just Plain Insane wrote in
.com:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Soque
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they know what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of the regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in order to prove
how inventive you are.

Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~ you googling me
anyway?


Why not?


Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.

Don't you think you're interesting enough?


It's creepy when people like you google me.


Would you like me to write a song about you?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Rich Ahrens August 10th 03 11:19 PM

Peter Explores the Boundaries of his New Obsession
 
Peter J Ross wrote:
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:46:52 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:38:10 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:01:59 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:


Just Plain Insane wrote in
six.com:


On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Soque
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa


Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they know what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of the regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in order to prove
how inventive you are.

Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~ you googling me
anyway?

Why not?

Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.


Well?


Don't you think you're interesting enough?

It's creepy when people like you google me.


And it means 'I own j0o.'

*giggle*


Would you like me to write a song about you?


Nerdling. I've had dozens of songs written about me by talented
posters. You can write all the songs you want, but I guarantee they
won't be funny, they won't be creative, and I won't even bother to
archive them -- if I bother to read them.

You're just not important or interesting enough. Does anyone ever
google you? That should be a clue.



OK, so you don't want a song. A webpage, perhaps?


Perhaps an interpretive dance?


Donal August 10th 03 11:25 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
I'm really impressed by the way that you spell "ST00pid ".

Is it true that only clever people spell it that way?


Regards


Donal
--



"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message ...
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 21:48:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

OIC... so when he reads "Gary Burnore is a gay boy" or "Gary Burnore is a
transsexual,"


I laugh at you for your inability to comprehend how ST00pid it makes
you look.
--
gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
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Donal August 10th 03 11:28 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 21:49:58 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

No. Unfortunately not even Ronald Reagan could pretend that well.


The question was: Ganz, are you just acting stupid?


You didn't even understand the bl00dy question, Gary.


Jeeeeze, you are almost as bright as the bunyimpotent!



Regards


Donal
--




Just Plain Insane August 11th 03 01:24 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 23:25:31 +0100 I replied to "Donal"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

top posting corrected just to irritate DonutassHole
--



"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message ...
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 21:48:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

OIC... so when he reads "Gary Burnore is a gay boy" or "Gary Burnore is a
transsexual,"


I laugh at you for your inability to comprehend how ST00pid it makes
you look.
--
gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
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I'm really impressed by the way that you spell "ST00pid ".


You know how to spell?

Is it true that only clever people spell it that way?


If so, just by you asking that, you have proven your idiocy.

Regards


Donal


--
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If you think you know me, you don't.
.........Satirically yours
**
Worst feeling in the world? Sliding down
a 51 foot razorblade into a pool of Gin.

Best feeling in the world? Watching your nemesis Sliding
down a 51 foot razorblade into a pool of Gin.--GroveGnome
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just Plain Insane August 11th 03 01:25 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 23:28:21 +0100 I replied to "Donal"
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa


"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 21:49:58 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

No. Unfortunately not even Ronald Reagan could pretend that well.


The question was: Ganz, are you just acting stupid?


You didn't even understand the bl00dy question, Gary.
Jeeeeze, you are almost as bright as the bunyimpotent!



Is it true only clever people like you spell it that way?


Regards


Donal


--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you think you know me, you don't.
.........Satirically yours
**
Worst feeling in the world? Sliding down
a 51 foot razorblade into a pool of Gin.

Best feeling in the world? Watching your nemesis Sliding
down a 51 foot razorblade into a pool of Gin.--GroveGnome
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Peter J Ross August 11th 03 02:37 AM

Peter Explores the Boundaries of his New Obsession
 
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 17:19:52 -0500, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Rich Ahrens:

Peter J Ross wrote:
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:46:52 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:38:10 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:01:59 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:


On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:


Just Plain Insane wrote in
asix.com:


On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Soque
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa


Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they know what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of the regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in order to prove
how inventive you are.

Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~ you googling me
anyway?

Why not?

Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.

Well?


Don't you think you're interesting enough?

It's creepy when people like you google me.

And it means 'I own j0o.'

*giggle*


Would you like me to write a song about you?

Nerdling. I've had dozens of songs written about me by talented
posters. You can write all the songs you want, but I guarantee they
won't be funny, they won't be creative, and I won't even bother to
archive them -- if I bother to read them.

You're just not important or interesting enough. Does anyone ever
google you? That should be a clue.



OK, so you don't want a song. A webpage, perhaps?


Perhaps an interpretive dance?


sets up webcam

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Rich Ahrens August 11th 03 04:01 AM

Peter Explores the Boundaries of his New Obsession
 
Peter J Ross wrote:
On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 17:19:52 -0500, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Rich Ahrens:


Peter J Ross wrote:

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:46:52 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:



On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:38:10 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:


On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:01:59 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:



On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.fan.kate:


On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:



On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:


On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:



On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:


On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:



Just Plain Insane wrote in
basix.com:



On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Soque
on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa



Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they know what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of the regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in order to prove
how inventive you are.

Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~ you googling me
anyway?

Why not?

Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.

Well?



Don't you think you're interesting enough?

It's creepy when people like you google me.

And it means 'I own j0o.'

*giggle*



Would you like me to write a song about you?

Nerdling. I've had dozens of songs written about me by talented
posters. You can write all the songs you want, but I guarantee they
won't be funny, they won't be creative, and I won't even bother to
archive them -- if I bother to read them.

You're just not important or interesting enough. Does anyone ever
google you? That should be a clue.


OK, so you don't want a song. A webpage, perhaps?


Perhaps an interpretive dance?


sets up webcam


Don't forget the olive loaf.


Flying Tadpole August 11th 03 07:36 AM

Hey Peter Ross 2
 
Hell no!!!! The libretto was finished long since...the chorus
was/will be the regulars.

Thom, you might be getting confused between the Opera and the
amateur ballet performances MC insists on putting on. Lessee, we
have this group of bunyippie goslings trying to imitate the dance
of the little swans. Their arms are linked, but they seem
incapable of putting one foot in front of the other. Can MC make
them all pirouette in unison? Or will they continue to waddle
into the props, the wings, each other...

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com


Thom Stewart wrote:

Tad?

Did you really expect this rabble to be the Chorus for the "Opera" They
may be OK for the "Gaggle of.Geese" in the Marina. They are a group of
Silly Gooses but that is also their talent level

We can do much better!! The Flying Monkeys are superior.

Ole Thom


Peter Wiley August 11th 03 07:48 AM

Hey Peter Ross 2
 
On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 16:06:33 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote:

Hell no!!!! The libretto was finished long since...the chorus
was/will be the regulars.

Thom, you might be getting confused between the Opera and the
amateur ballet performances MC insists on putting on. Lessee, we
have this group of bunyippie goslings trying to imitate the dance
of the little swans. Their arms are linked, but they seem
incapable of putting one foot in front of the other.


That's because they keep swapping feet in their mouth.

Marty August 12th 03 11:16 AM

Hanniwhine just can't stop thinking about me
 
Gary L. Burnore wrote:

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:55:55 GMT, (Cypher) wrote:

Gary L. Burnore wrote:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 16:26:23 GMT,
(Cypher) wrote:

Gary L. Burnore wrote:

Damn, Marty. You're getting sloppy.


After xxxxxxxxxxxxxx


That's the way, Marty. Drag her name through usenet again. I'm sure
she appreciates it.


Yeah, we can tell you're just so concerned about that the way you quoted
his post with her name intact and dragged her name through usenet again.

Walt Farrel August 14th 03 05:17 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
felton wrote in
:

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 19:23:35 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote:

What news reader do you recommend to show the bottom of the message
without having to scroll down? Or do you have a memory problem that
needs you to scroll though every reply to keep up with a thread?


Better yet, just use a newsreader with killfile filters. Get to the
root of the problem:)


Absolutely.


Bertie

I also find your defense of your news server status to be reprehensible.
You support the activity of cross-posting flaming groups whose _sole_
intention is to prevent the enjoyment of the internet by others. I
wonder why you think certain groups flame/cross posting groups are not
hosted/served by universities?

I would be interested to see just how fast your server is by it's
ability to handle a DOSA. In connection with this train of thought, if
your service denies the use of certain NG's (by tacitly endorsing the
activity of cross-posting noise makers), would you not consider a number
of people banding together to close you down fair exchange? How many
login requests (TCP, FTP, SMTP, NNTP etc) an you handle per second? Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they know what its being
used for?


Cheers MC





felton August 14th 03 07:53 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
So bored you are forced to forge identities (poorly) in order to agree
with yourself. Sad really. Have you considered getting a dog or a
cat for companionship?

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:16:42 +0100, felton wrote:

Walt Farrel wrote:

felton wrote in
m:

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 19:23:35 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote:

What news reader do you recommend to show the bottom of the message
without having to scroll down? Or do you have a memory problem that
needs you to scroll though every reply to keep up with a thread?

Better yet, just use a newsreader with killfile filters. Get to the
root of the problem:)


Absolutely.


Works for me.



Peter J Ross August 14th 03 08:02 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
13:53:14 -0500, when felton wrote:

So bored you are forced to forge identities


It wasn't a forgery, newbie.

(poorly)


It was more convincing than you are. (Hint: if you use parentheses
you'll need to escape them, and even then I doubt if it will work.)

in order to agree with yourself.


I'm not Bertie until Monday. I'm currently Just Plain Insane.

[ASA reply: "Haw Haw! You said you're insane! We win!"]

Sad really. Have you considered getting a dog or a
cat for companionship?


I used to have cats, and my parents had dogs, but I prefer playing
with other dumb animals now.

Can you fetch sticks, btw?

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:16:42 +0100, felton wrote:

Walt Farrel wrote:

felton wrote in
:

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 19:23:35 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote:

What news reader do you recommend to show the bottom of the message
without having to scroll down? Or do you have a memory problem that
needs you to scroll though every reply to keep up with a thread?

Better yet, just use a newsreader with killfile filters. Get to the
root of the problem:)

Absolutely.


Works for me.


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Ralph Nesbitt August 15th 03 12:36 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
Checkmate wrote in
:


I wanna dedicate this next numbah to Teh Sand00d, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...


"Checkmate" wrote in message
...

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:15:37 -0700, Checkmate
posted in message
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 13:32:57 -0700, Checkmate
posted in message

from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.fan.kate:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the
following benign growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of surgeons
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the
following
benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the
following
benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Just Plain Insane wrote in
. com:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I replied
to Soque on a piece of toilet
paper while
scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in
alt.sailing.asa

Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do they
know
what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of the
regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in
order to
prove
how inventive you are.

Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~ you
googling me
anyway?

Why not?

Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.

Don't you think you're interesting enough?

It's creepy when people like you google me.

Admit it, you love it when people g00gle you.

No, I don't. I think it's obsessive. I worry when people
obsess about me, they might be hiring a hit man for their next
move.

It's a perfectly natural human
activity.

Mebbe so, but it's been a long time since I've googled anyone.
I didn't think it was much fun when I did.

There's a reason people scream, "I OWN JOO," when someone
googles them.


Maybe I'm just jealous cuz no one's g00gled me lately.

You have to **** off the *right* sort of people to get googled.
You've only ****ed off the atj peeps and they won't take time off
from posting to google anyone.

I've been ****ing off the atj peeps periodically for years. I'm
surprised Spitwad hasn't jumped into this yet, or perhaps he's
resocked. Truth is,
I
can't be assed to check.

Spitwad ? You mean that idjit posting as "spitfire" ? Didn't think
he'd still be around.


Are you kidding? atj is his life... he has nothing better to do.
Well, except post nasty incest stories and blame it on his
"girlfriend."


Hmm.

Bertie

Hey Bertie; Not happy with Altopia & have to use Databasix to post now.
Isn't it amazing no 1 can catch up with you as you "Flit" about the net. I
am surprised you have not invaded another computer by now.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Quentin Eicson August 15th 03 06:44 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
felton wrote in
:

Walt Farrel wrote:

felton wrote in
m:

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 19:23:35 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote:

What news reader do you recommend to show the bottom of the message
without having to scroll down? Or do you have a memory problem that
needs you to scroll though every reply to keep up with a thread?

Better yet, just use a newsreader with killfile filters. Get to the
root of the problem:)


Absolutely.


Works for me.



No doubt.

Bertie

Arf! August 15th 03 06:44 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
felton wrote in
:

So bored you are forced to forge identities (poorly) in order to agree
with yourself. Sad really. Have you considered getting a dog or a
cat for companionship?


No, you'll do.

Bertie



On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:16:42 +0100, felton wrote:

Walt Farrel wrote:

felton wrote in
:

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 19:23:35 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote:

What news reader do you recommend to show the bottom of the message
without having to scroll down? Or do you have a memory problem that
needs you to scroll though every reply to keep up with a thread?

Better yet, just use a newsreader with killfile filters. Get to the
root of the problem:)

Absolutely.


Works for me.





Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:49 AM

Gary L. Burnore
 
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
Checkmate wrote in
:


I wanna dedicate this next numbah to Teh Sand00d, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...


"Checkmate" wrote in message
...

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:15:37 -0700, Checkmate
posted in message
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 13:32:57 -0700, Checkmate
posted in message

from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.fan.kate:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the
following benign growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
removed the following
benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the
following
benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Just Plain Insane wrote in
. com:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I
replied to Soque on a
piece of toilet paper while
scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall
in
alt.sailing.asa

Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do
they know
what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of
the
regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in
order to
prove
how inventive you are.

Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~
you
googling me
anyway?

Why not?

Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.

Don't you think you're interesting enough?

It's creepy when people like you google me.

Admit it, you love it when people g00gle you.

No, I don't. I think it's obsessive. I worry when people
obsess about me, they might be hiring a hit man for their
next move.

It's a perfectly natural human
activity.

Mebbe so, but it's been a long time since I've googled
anyone. I didn't think it was much fun when I did.

There's a reason people scream, "I OWN JOO," when someone
googles them.


Maybe I'm just jealous cuz no one's g00gled me lately.

You have to **** off the *right* sort of people to get
googled. You've only ****ed off the atj peeps and they won't
take time off from posting to google anyone.

I've been ****ing off the atj peeps periodically for years. I'm
surprised Spitwad hasn't jumped into this yet, or perhaps he's
resocked. Truth is,
I
can't be assed to check.

Spitwad ? You mean that idjit posting as "spitfire" ? Didn't think
he'd still be around.

Are you kidding? atj is his life... he has nothing better to do.
Well, except post nasty incest stories and blame it on his
"girlfriend."


Hmm.

Bertie

Hey Bertie; Not happy with Altopia & have to use Databasix to post
now. Isn't it amazing no 1 can catch up with you as you "Flit" about
the net. I am surprised you have not invaded another computer by now.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type


I can post with jusat aoub tany server you care to name if I want!
I just meter them so as not to burn out too quickly.

Bertie

Ralph Nesbitt August 15th 03 06:18 PM

Gary L. Burnore
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
ws.com...
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
Checkmate wrote in
:


I wanna dedicate this next numbah to Teh Sand00d, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...


"Checkmate" wrote in message
...

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 17:15:37 -0700, Checkmate
posted in message
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 13:32:57 -0700, Checkmate
posted in message

from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

I wanna dedicate this next numbah to anonyme, and all you
othuh muhfuggahs in l-o-v-e...

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 19:49:36 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.fan.kate:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 12:45:48 -0700, a team of surgeons
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the
following benign growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:56:58 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 22:54:45 -0700, a team of
surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
removed the following
benign
growth from anonyme:

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 06:22:47 +0100, Peter J Ross

posted in message

from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:52:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of
surgeons
from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the
following
benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Just Plain Insane wrote in
. com:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 16:26:04 +0000 (UTC) I
replied to Soque on a
piece of toilet paper while
scribbling
their name and phone number on the bathroom wall
in
alt.sailing.asa

Care
to tell us who pays for your system -and do
they know
what its being
used for?

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

My sentiments exactly. Tis a pity that none of
the
regulars in this
group have an iota of common sense.

I disagree!

It isn't a pity at all.

bertie

Heh.

Deep, Nerdling. Deep.

Pleace to be using the word "nerdling" some more, in
order to
prove
how inventive you are.

Now that I have your attention, Nerdling, why ~were~
you
googling me
anyway?

Why not?

Because it's obsessive, Nerdling. Live for the moment.

Don't you think you're interesting enough?

It's creepy when people like you google me.

Admit it, you love it when people g00gle you.

No, I don't. I think it's obsessive. I worry when people
obsess about me, they might be hiring a hit man for their
next move.

It's a perfectly natural human
activity.

Mebbe so, but it's been a long time since I've googled
anyone. I didn't think it was much fun when I did.

There's a reason people scream, "I OWN JOO," when someone
googles them.


Maybe I'm just jealous cuz no one's g00gled me lately.

You have to **** off the *right* sort of people to get
googled. You've only ****ed off the atj peeps and they won't
take time off from posting to google anyone.

I've been ****ing off the atj peeps periodically for years. I'm
surprised Spitwad hasn't jumped into this yet, or perhaps he's
resocked. Truth is,
I
can't be assed to check.

Spitwad ? You mean that idjit posting as "spitfire" ? Didn't think
he'd still be around.

Are you kidding? atj is his life... he has nothing better to do.
Well, except post nasty incest stories and blame it on his
"girlfriend."


Hmm.

Bertie

Hey Bertie; Not happy with Altopia & have to use Databasix to post
now. Isn't it amazing no 1 can catch up with you as you "Flit" about
the net. I am surprised you have not invaded another computer by now.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type


I can post with jusat aoub tany server you care to name if I want!
I just meter them so as not to burn out too quickly.

Bertie

Understand. Keeps those who think they have a "Nose for The Net" "Sniffing".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type




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