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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
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Nav, he's only got one life, a pathetic, useless existence, but
it's better than the alternative.

what, spendning an eternity here?

noooooooooooooooooo!

Oh second thought....

But, no matter, he's just a guy who keeps trying to get it up
for his mom and keeps failing to do so.

Yeah.

Bertei

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Didn't do too well with the typing on the last post Pet. And you
complain about a typo from me? Why not end it, you know you life
isn't getting any better?

Cheers MC

Peter J Ross wrote:

Oooh look! I can top post toooo!!!

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 21:21:19 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Jonathan
Ganz:

Not true. His mom would miss his feeble attempt to impregnate
her.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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I've met some real losers, but you must be one of the biggest.
Imagine
a
whole life ahead with no prospects at all. Why don't you end it
all
now?
No one will miss you at all.

Cheers MC

Peter J Ross wrote:

You really woudn't want to feel my horny hand spanking your soft
little bottom, tough guy.

The_navigator© wrote in
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I think they dance beautifully for me. Although I only seem to be able
to get 4 spins before the poor creatures retire to their wanking
chariots. I hope you like my choreography!

snort. this the best you can do?

Bertei

Cheers MC

Scout wrote:
Sadly this is true. We can't have them feeling badly about
themselves, so graduate high school they must.
I see this same behavior in my students, particularly the emotionally
troubled children. They can be quite clever with technology (e.g., a
computer), because no social skills are necessary. However, when
forced to sustain a logical debate, or even friendly discussion, they
tend to fall apart quickly, resorting to such low-brow activities as
mom insults, foul language, threats, and all variations of homophobic
name calling. We can only hope their guidance counselors are astute
enough to hear their cries for help.
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote

year by year, it's easier and easier "to sashay under the ever-rising

academic limbo bar".

You've done wonders with the little material there was to work with. But
I'm afraid you've overworked them. So, when you have the time, please read
the eulogy I've posted in their honor.
Scout

in message ...
I think they dance beautifully for me. Although I only seem to be able
to get 4 spins before the poor creatures retire to their wanking
chariots. I hope you like my choreography!

"Scout" wrote in
:

You've done wonders with the little material there was to work with.
But I'm afraid you've overworked them. So, when you have the time,
please read the eulogy I've posted in their honor.

OK.

Scout

in message ...
I think they dance beautifully for me. Although I only seem to be
able to get 4 spins before the poor creatures retire to their wanking
chariots. I hope you like my choreography!

Sorry, just getting a bit muddled with the cutoff point (it's
been sooooo long since I took a tunicate apart with my flensing
spear). P l e a s e don't tell any of my former students of that
taxonomic slipup, they'll rise from their wheelchairs and wheeze
at me.

FT

Peter Wiley wrote:

Come on, Taddy. A tunicate has a notochord. Trust me. Other than that,
you're pretty spot on. They stay in one place, they're bottom feeders
sucking up the detritus of the ocean and what small amount of spine
they started with has atrophied. They're creatures of pure reflex.
Prod them and they shrink in on themselves, emitting a stream of
processed water.

I point out their reflex reactions to Nav as evidence in support.
Twitch squirt, twitch squirt is all they do. The real pity is that
they can't come to terms with their own inadequacies.

The other thing we use tunicates for, of course, is........... bait.
Here they're dual purpose - both baited and bait.

We wait with bated breath for their next stumbling reply. Will it be a
coherent sentence? Will it comprise more than 3 words? Can they rise
above obscenities to witty and original insult? One doubts it. They
set low standards, and consistently fail to meet them.

On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 15:17:53 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote:

I think you and Peter Wiley are defaming the invertebrata, now.
OTOH the x-posts do clearly possess an enteron, for their intake
and output obviously ome from the same orifice,so we can't shove
them _too_ far down the scale. i think the medusoid model, where
the mouth and oral tentacles are placed adjoing the testes, is
probably close.

Flying Tadpole
A creature with true backbone

The navigator© wrote:

Wonder indeed, accord is definitely lacking. Perhaps an elasmobranch?

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:

Nonsense MC! THere's not even any _sign_ of a brow. Does it even
have a notochord, is what I'm wondering...

FT

The navigator© wrote:

Highbrow wig for a low brow?

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:

Scout wrote:

K. A. Cannon, by association, defiles the good name of Friedrich Nietzsche

with this telling gem:

Hi!!
Can I **** your mom?

You realise that the poor child probably watched A Fish Called
Wanda and thought the armpitting and Nietzsche-quoting bits were
heroic?

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Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole wrote in
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Sorry, just getting a bit muddled with the cutoff point (it's
been sooooo long since I took a tunicate apart with my flensing
spear). P l e a s e don't tell any of my former students of that
taxonomic slipup, they'll rise from their wheelchairs and wheeze
at me.

mmm hmm.

Bertie

The Cappys Master wrote:

On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 18:12:10 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote:

Sorry, just getting a bit muddled with the cutoff point (it's
been sooooo long since I took a tunicate apart with my flensing
spear). P l e a s e don't tell any of my former students of that
taxonomic slipup, they'll rise from their wheelchairs and wheeze
at me.

FT
Hmmm and I thought Bubbles was the only nutter.

Look, Crappy Master, get a basic zoology text book and a
dictionary, sit down, read and LEARN the difference between
"tunicate" and "fornicate".

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Flying Tadpole

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On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 20:12:04 -0400, "Scout"
wrote:

Just keep top posting, it seems to have them stumped.
Scout

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote
Nav, forget it. He's such a flaming fag.

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 07:10:05 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Bertie the
Bunyip on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their
name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

Getting a bit desperate, aren't you?

GETTING?!?!?!
They've been desperate at least since I came in here last week.

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
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Admitting you **** your dead mom. Neat.

Making incorrect assumptions. Dumb.

Regards

Donal
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