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Flying Tadpole August 11th 03 02:16 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 


Scout wrote:

Thanks Katy,
It's beginning to look like some of the minor bunyippies could bloom into
reasonably intelligent posters. snip


Does this mean I shouldn't be drawing attention to your surgical
technique?

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Bertie the Bunyip August 11th 03 08:36 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

Thanks Katy,
It's beginning to look like some of the minor bunyippies could bloom
into reasonably intelligent posters. It's only the top dog(s) who
still can't manage much more than a "snort" response.


because that's all you merit, sunshine.

Bertie

katysails August 11th 03 10:45 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
.. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for the
reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I have your
autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the drugstore and then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was 16 at the
time...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails August 11th 03 10:46 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
It's got to hurt if it's to heal!

Use salt.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Bobsprit August 11th 03 11:08 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the drugstore and then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was 16 at the
time...)

And alas...too old for him.

RB

Jonathan Ganz August 11th 03 11:15 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
Hey, I met Hitchcock, most of the cast of the TV Mash, George
Peppard, Shirley Jones, and I was Sean Cassidy's camp consellor.
I hate to admit it, but I also met Angie Dickinson and Burt, when
I lived in So. Cal. Hitch was the most interesting. We shook hands,
and he said, "Pleased to meet you," in his typical elongated speech.
He was quite senile at the time, but he did manage to remember my
name when we met again after the showing of his movie Rear Window.
He gave a little speech to introduce it, but they had to escort him off
the stage, as he was starting to ramble.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for the
reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I have your
autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the drugstore and

then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was 16 at

the
time...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





Bertie the Bunyip August 11th 03 11:44 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"katysails" wrote in
:

. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for the
reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I have
your autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the
drugstore and then rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow
Corvette...I was 16 at the time...)


The difference is, of course, that Gregory Peck passed no remark about
sitting next ot Scout.

Or, maybe he did..

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 11th 03 11:44 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

Hey, I met Hitchcock, most of the cast of the TV Mash, George
Peppard, Shirley Jones, and I was Sean Cassidy's camp consellor.



Oow!
Aren't you special?

Bertie


Bertie the Bunyip August 11th 03 11:45 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"katysails" wrote in news:bh92oa$uas6h$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

It's got to hurt if it's to heal!

Use salt.


He can try. But you really are using the wrong terminology here, you know.



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 11th 03 11:45 PM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
(Bobsprit) wrote in
:

(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the drugstore and then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was 16
at the time...)

And alas...too old for him.


Funny how some minds think.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 12:36 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
Horvath wrote in :

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 17:45:02 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for the
reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I have
your autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the
drugstore and then rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow
Corvette...I was 16 at the time...)


I've seen George Bush Sr. twice.


snort!



I talked to Woody Hayes, once.


Oow!

Bwawhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahhw!

If ya gotta tell 'em.


Bertie


Scout August 12th 03 01:43 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
The event was quite serendipitous Katy. A friend had season tickets to the
playhouse but couldn't go that night, and he offered them to me. My wife and
I took our seats early. GP came in late, and sat down in the empty seat next
to me. It wasn't until he cleared his throat that I realized it was GP! His
voice was that distinctive. He was friendly and I did my best to not appear
starstruck; I didn't even ask for his autograph, just told him to give our
compliments to his daughter for a fine performance.
My friend, the owner of the tickets, has never quite forgiven me, lol.
Scout

"katysails" wrote
You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck . . .




Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 01:46 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

The event was quite serendipitous Katy. A friend had season tickets to
the playhouse but couldn't go that night, and he offered them to me.
My wife and I took our seats early. GP came in late, and sat down in
the empty seat next to me. It wasn't until he cleared his throat that
I realized it was GP! His voice was that distinctive. He was friendly
and I did my best to not appear starstruck;



Oh brother. If you gotta tell ';em




Bertie

Scout August 12th 03 01:49 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
Ganz,
ur in show biz?
I hear (haha, E network) Hitchcock had a real weakness for the fairer sex.
Scout


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, I met Hitchcock, most of the cast of the TV Mash, George
Peppard, Shirley Jones, and I was Sean Cassidy's camp consellor.
I hate to admit it, but I also met Angie Dickinson and Burt, when
I lived in So. Cal. Hitch was the most interesting. We shook hands,
and he said, "Pleased to meet you," in his typical elongated speech.
He was quite senile at the time, but he did manage to remember my
name when we met again after the showing of his movie Rear Window.
He gave a little speech to introduce it, but they had to escort him off
the stage, as he was starting to ramble.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for the
reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I have your
autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the drugstore and

then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was 16 at

the
time...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein







Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 01:55 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

Ganz,
ur in show biz?
I hear (haha, E network) Hitchcock had a real weakness for the fairer
sex.




God what a slobbering idiot.

The bigest celebreties I ever met I told to shut up, sit down and be quiet
before I had them arrested.


Bertie
Scout


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, I met Hitchcock, most of the cast of the TV Mash, George
Peppard, Shirley Jones, and I was Sean Cassidy's camp consellor.
I hate to admit it, but I also met Angie Dickinson and Burt, when
I lived in So. Cal. Hitch was the most interesting. We shook hands,
and he said, "Pleased to meet you," in his typical elongated speech.
He was quite senile at the time, but he did manage to remember my
name when we met again after the showing of his movie Rear Window.
He gave a little speech to introduce it, but they had to escort him
off the stage, as he was starting to ramble.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for
the reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I have
your autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the
drugstore and

then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was
16 at

the
time...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein









katysails August 12th 03 01:59 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
The event was quite serendipitous

You must be truly blessed...I would have to stand upside down before a
statue of St jude for soemthing of that moment to occur..(I would have had
to bite my tongue to NOT ask for an autograph...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scout August 12th 03 02:17 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
I got to see the Bertie the Bunyip show in Philadelphia when I was a kid. As
it turned out, Bertie was never his friendly or chatty self until some
strange man shoved his big hairy arm up Bertie's ass. The kids were
traumatized by the scene, but I remember how Bertie's perpetual smile
stretched from one long floppy ear to the other.
Scout


"Horvath" wrote
I've seen George Bush Sr. twice.
I talked to Woody Hayes, once.




Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 02:23 AM

analyse that! Bertie gets trolled, snort!
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

I got to see the Bertie the Bunyip show in Philadelphia when I was a
kid. As it turned out, Bertie was never his friendly or chatty self
until some strange man shoved his big hairy arm up Bertie's ass. The
kids were traumatized by the scene, but I remember how Bertie's
perpetual smile stretched from one long floppy ear to the other.
Scout


I have no doubt that that is exactly the way you remember it.

Bertie

Scout August 12th 03 03:11 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
Whaaaaaa? the real one had a sailboat?
http://www.tvparty.com/lostbertie.html {scroll down}
Scout



Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 03:15 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

Whaaaaaa? the real one had a sailboat?


the real one still has a sailboat, fjuckwit.


Bertie



http://www.tvparty.com/lostbertie.html {scroll down}
Scout





Jonathan Ganz August 12th 03 04:50 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
Nope, but one of my relatives was... on the legal side of
the biz. I had a lot of visits to the 20th Century lot, passes
to see the dailies, and a bunch of previewing of new releases.
I met Hitchcock at an appreciation dinner for him that the
Directors Guild (I believe) put on.

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Ganz,
ur in show biz?
I hear (haha, E network) Hitchcock had a real weakness for the fairer sex.
Scout


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, I met Hitchcock, most of the cast of the TV Mash, George
Peppard, Shirley Jones, and I was Sean Cassidy's camp consellor.
I hate to admit it, but I also met Angie Dickinson and Burt, when
I lived in So. Cal. Hitch was the most interesting. We shook hands,
and he said, "Pleased to meet you," in his typical elongated speech.
He was quite senile at the time, but he did manage to remember my
name when we met again after the showing of his movie Rear Window.
He gave a little speech to introduce it, but they had to escort him off
the stage, as he was starting to ramble.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for the
reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I have

your
autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the drugstore and

then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was 16

at
the
time...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein









Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 04:54 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

Nope, but one of my relatives was... on the legal side of
the biz. I had a lot of visits to the 20th Century lot, passes
to see the dailies, and a bunch of previewing of new releases.
I met Hitchcock at an appreciation dinner for him that the
Directors Guild (I believe) put on.


Let me guess, shortly before Psycho came out, right?


Bertie

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Ganz,
ur in show biz?
I hear (haha, E network) Hitchcock had a real weakness for the fairer
sex. Scout


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey, I met Hitchcock, most of the cast of the TV Mash, George
Peppard, Shirley Jones, and I was Sean Cassidy's camp consellor.
I hate to admit it, but I also met Angie Dickinson and Burt, when
I lived in So. Cal. Hitch was the most interesting. We shook hands,
and he said, "Pleased to meet you," in his typical elongated
speech. He was quite senile at the time, but he did manage to
remember my name when we met again after the showing of his movie
Rear Window. He gave a little speech to introduce it, but they had
to escort him off the stage, as he was starting to ramble.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
. No, I'm not Gregory Peck, but I not only met him, I
sat next to him as we watched his daughter in a play. Thanks for
the reminder of a great man and a great memory!!


You got to SIT next to Gregory Peck for a whole play?????Can I
have

your
autograph???? I(I stood in back of Charton Heston at the
drugstore and
then
rushed outside to watch him zoom off in a yellow Corvette...I was
16

at
the
time...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










Peter J Ross August 13th 03 02:36 AM

ASA Remedial English Classes, Lesson One [ Bertie gets trolled]
 
On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 09:09:28 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Thanks Katy,
It's beginning to look like some of the minor bunyippies could bloom into
reasonably intelligent posters. It's only the top dog(s) who still can't
manage much more than a "snort" response.


snort!

My theory is that his overuse of "snort" is an onomatopoeic throwback to the
root cause of his disorder.


snort!

BTW - I do appreciate his random choice of Gregory Peck in his attempt to
'humiliate' me. As you know, Scout is a character from the movie in which
Peck cemented his place as my favorite actor of all time.
Scout


snort! snort! snort!


"katysails" wrote
I would lend Scout my machete, but then it would all be over too

quickly...




--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8


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