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Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:30:53 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 01:46:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:58:16 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 00:24:00 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:34:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following
benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

(Thom Stewart) wrote in
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2312.public.lawson.webtv.net:

Nutsy,

I'll be damned!!! I do believe you've got the Bunyip on the
defence.

He does?

Bertie

Get him Boy, go get him. Shake Him up
Sic 'im!!!!

Oh brother.

Ole Thom

I see they're deploying the big guns of Web-TV now.

Yes according to one of them "I've been busted!"

Oh dear.

Bertie

sob Bertie is spnaked!

My butt is bright red.

Of course it does that when I want to mate too, so it's hard to
tell.

bertie

You must be an alien. Mine always turns blue.

?You're a female?

Damn. I was hoping *you* were.

Oh! Maybe I am!

I'll check

bertie

Maybe we should ask Mrs Bunyip to decide whether you're female or not?

No, she has enough on her plate as it is.

Meat and three veg on her plate, I assume.

with a little garnish, of course.

Bertie