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The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:11 AM

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Another telling post! It is good that you admit that you really don't
respect yourself. Respect comes from being a better person -like being
kind and helpful -like me perhaps?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Peter J Ross wrote in
:


On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:03 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:


The_navigator© wrote in
:


Perhaps you should ask yourself why you work so hard at being a
bore?

Why?


The first step to becoming an interesting person is to discovery why
you are not. Hope this helps.

Yeah thanks.


I was wondering why people had stopped reading my posts, this helps a
lot.

thanks.
bertie


I stopped reading your posts weeks ago. Sorry, but sometimes I have to
be cruel to be kind.



Very wise. I myself killfiled myself years ago.

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Donal" wrote in
:



"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
yclonews.com...


(Bobsprit) wrote in

news:20030801130003.18159.00001112@mb-


m15.aol.com:



Could have fooled me.

As could any three year old with downs!

mmm, yes, of course.


That your mantra for the day?

That was a bit lame, Bertie.


Oh well.


Can't you do any better? You used to be good.


I still am.

Depends on what it is you think I'm doing.

Bertie





The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:22 AM

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That is not an example Bertie.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Like any other day!



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:24 AM

Die Monster Die!!!
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:34:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

(Thom Stewart) wrote in
news:19669-3F2D29F9-44@storefull- 2312.public.lawson.webtv.net:

Nutsy,

I'll be damned!!! I do believe you've got the Bunyip on the
defence.

He does?


Bertie

Get him Boy, go get him. Shake Him up
Sic 'im!!!!

Oh brother.

Ole Thom

I see they're deploying the big guns of Web-TV now.


Yes according to one of them "I've been busted!"

Oh dear.

Bertie


sob Bertie is spnaked!


My butt is bright red.

Of course it does that when I want to mate too, so it's hard to tell.

bertie

The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:33 AM

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That's what you say but you evade giving any evidence!

Cheers MC



Absolutley.

But I am a good person.

I help.

Believe it or not!




Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:45 AM

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The_navigator© wrote in
:

That's what you say but you evade giving any evidence!


Oh well, you'll just have to judge that by my acts.

I haven't murdered anyone here have I? Well aside from Jaxashby? That was a
mercy killing anyway.

Bertei

Cheers MC



Absolutley.

But I am a good person.

I help.

Believe it or not!






Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:58 AM

Die Monster Die!!!
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 00:24:00 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:17:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:34:59 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

(Thom Stewart) wrote in
news:19669-3F2D29F9-44@storefull- 2312.public.lawson.webtv.net:

Nutsy,

I'll be damned!!! I do believe you've got the Bunyip on the
defence.

He does?


Bertie

Get him Boy, go get him. Shake Him up
Sic 'im!!!!

Oh brother.

Ole Thom

I see they're deploying the big guns of Web-TV now.

Yes according to one of them "I've been busted!"

Oh dear.

Bertie

sob Bertie is spnaked!


My butt is bright red.

Of course it does that when I want to mate too, so it's hard to tell.

bertie


You must be an alien. Mine always turns blue.


?You're a female?

Bertei

The_navigator© August 4th 03 02:02 AM

Die Monster Die!!!
 
It wasn't you, even if you wish it was.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


I haven't murdered anyone here have I? Well aside from Jaxashby? That was a
mercy killing anyway.



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 02:14 AM

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The_navigator© wrote in
:

It wasn't you, even if you wish it was.


Oh yeah, I forgot,

just a coincidence.

Besides, I was genuinely sorry to see him go.

I've been reprimanded many times for killing loons too quickly.


Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


I haven't murdered anyone here have I? Well aside from Jaxashby? That
was a mercy killing anyway.





The_navigator© August 4th 03 02:21 AM

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Not even.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


just a coincidence.



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 02:29 AM

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The_navigator© wrote in
:

Not even.


No more?

Bertei

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


just a coincidence.






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