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Scout August 3rd 03 11:31 PM

The best NG in the world!
 
My exact words to the doc!
Scout

"The_navigator©" wrote
Is that supposed to be funny . . . ?




Bertie the Bunyip August 3rd 03 11:59 PM

The best NG in the world!
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Is that supposed to be funny to those who have been in serious
motorcycle accidents and lost limbs or don't I have a leg to stand on?


don't know, does a head injury keep you from determining this?

Bertie

Cheers MC

Scout wrote:
After my motorcycle accident, I was casted and bandaged from head to
toe. Only my left eye was uncovered. I asked the doc how I was
doing, and he said, "I don't like the looks of that eye."
Scout

"katysails" wrote

In one eye and caan't see outta da other








katysails August 4th 03 12:21 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
A friend and neighbor said I was
showing signs of becoming a mellow woman finally

Now why FGS would you go and do THAT?!?!?! If you get mellow, then I'll have to fight the fight all by myself....Can't Bill
pinch you or something??

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails August 4th 03 12:22 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
You are assuming it is traveling through air? LOL!

Low pitched sound travels around and through dense objects much better than high pitched sound...I larnt that t'day....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 12:36 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Bwhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha


It is, you know.
I'd never do it.
really.

Of course, I don't need to, but that aside, I just wouldn't on principle.

Bertie

Cheers MC

anonyme wrote:
On Sat, 2 Aug 2003 22:48:56 +0100, "Donal"
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
m...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bgf8s1$nrgo1$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:


feeding time?

Oh God, altered quotes.


Shock!!! HORRER!


Somebody altered Bertie's quote! Call the net police -- IMMEDIATELY.



No, no. It's just that altering quotes is soo...cowardly, I guess. It
shows you can't deal with what someone really wrote.





The_navigator© August 4th 03 12:47 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
This is very good, we are getting somewhere. Tell us about your principles.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

really.

Of course, I don't need to, but that aside, I just wouldn't on principle.



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:15 AM

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The_navigator© wrote in
:

e.g.?


snort!

Wel, I never take hooks, for one.

Bertie



Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


This is very good, we are getting somewhere. Tell us about your
principles.



I have a lot of them.

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


really.

Of course, I don't need to, but that aside, I just wouldn't on
principle.








The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:23 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
Are you sure? Others here would disagree.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Wel, I never take hooks, for one.



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:38 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Are you sure? Others here would disagree.


I'm sure they would.


Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Wel, I never take hooks, for one.





The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:50 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
Could they be right?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


I'm sure they would.




Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:55 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Could they be right?


dunno, ask them.

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


I'm sure they would.






Scott Vernon August 4th 03 02:19 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
you?

"The_navigator©" wrote ...
Are you sure? Others here would disagree.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Wel, I never pay hookers, for one.





The_navigator© August 4th 03 02:22 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
Moi?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
you?

"The_navigator©" wrote ...

Are you sure? Others here would disagree.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Wel, I never pay hookers, for one.






Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 02:42 AM

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bgkc4e$pku46$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

you?


bwawhawhhahwhahwhahw!

Oh yeah, there's this one, the quote changer.

Bertie



"The_navigator©" wrote ...
Are you sure? Others here would disagree.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Wel, I never pay hookers, for one.







The_navigator© August 4th 03 03:34 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
Hi JL you dancin' for me again?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 09:59:53 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


Is that supposed to be funny to those who have been in serious
motorcycle accidents and lost limbs or don't I have a leg to stand on?




Jesus. Is it stand-up hour over here in ****witville?

Jerry


Scout wrote:

After my motorcycle accident, I was casted and bandaged from head to toe.
Only my left eye was uncovered. I asked the doc how I was doing, and he
said, "I don't like the looks of that eye."
Scout

"katysails" wrote


In one eye and caan't see outta da other






anonyme August 4th 03 04:58 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:55:00 +0100, "Donal"
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"anonyme" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 2 Aug 2003 22:48:56 +0100, "Donal"
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Somebody altered Bertie's quote! Call the net police -- IMMEDIATELY.


No, no. It's just that altering quotes is soo...cowardly, I guess. It
shows you can't deal with what someone really wrote.

Not here, it doesn't!


He speaks!

You're quite old fashioned, aren't you?


Is it the new thing to snip posts, then?

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

anonyme August 4th 03 04:58 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:13:20 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"Donal" wrote in
:


"anonyme" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 2 Aug 2003 22:48:56 +0100, "Donal"
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Somebody altered Bertie's quote! Call the net police -- IMMEDIATELY.

No, no. It's just that altering quotes is soo...cowardly, I guess. It
shows you can't deal with what someone really wrote.

Not here, it doesn't!


Of course not.


They do a lot of that sort of thing, do they?

Tsk.

You're quite old fashioned, aren't you?



Mm, good one


My mama would be so proud.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

anonyme August 4th 03 04:59 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 23:36:03 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Bwhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha


It is, you know.
I'd never do it.
really.

Of course, I don't need to, but that aside, I just wouldn't on principle.


I'd never do it either. It's just downright rude.


Cheers MC

anonyme wrote:
On Sat, 2 Aug 2003 22:48:56 +0100, "Donal"
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
om...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bgf8s1$nrgo1$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:


feeding time?

Oh God, altered quotes.


Shock!!! HORRER!


Somebody altered Bertie's quote! Call the net police -- IMMEDIATELY.


No, no. It's just that altering quotes is soo...cowardly, I guess. It
shows you can't deal with what someone really wrote.




--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

katysails August 7th 03 01:35 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
Heh heh heh. I debunked it a couple nights later when I offered to toss
someone in the water for irritating me:^

Seahag

Oh good...I was REALLY starting to get worried about you....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Bertie the Bunyip August 9th 03 03:31 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bgf8s1$nrgo1$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

feeding time?


Later.


Filters broken Scotty?

Bertie

Burt the Turd wrote

Titty.

Burty







Bertie the Bunyip August 10th 03 01:06 AM

The best NG in the world!
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:52:51 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Scott Vernon:

feeding time?


Mmm... food!


Snort!

bertie

Burt the Turd wrote

Titty.

Burty






The_navigator© August 15th 03 02:01 AM

The best NG in the world!
 


Pompous wrote:

The navigator© wrote:


He's sailed offshore which is more than you've achieved.



Actually, I have sailed offshore many times. My boat(s) and others.


Sure I bet you have. Hahahhahahahahah


Have you managed to get off the beach, despite the pain of pulling your head
out of the sand?


I'm definitely planning on it, real soon.


Of course. It's less tippy.


Cheers MC



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