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Donal July 29th 03 11:46 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Alt.Sailing.Asa must be one of the best discussion groups on Usenet.

Here one can enjoy great discussions, good company and cheerful banter.
From time to time, we have our disagreements, but in the end we are joined
by our common love of sailing.

It is easy, therefore, to understand my distress upon discovering that one
of our regular posters is a yellow-bellied coward.


Recently, our group was attacked by a bunch of idiots from
alt.disasters.aviation. These people are the "trainspotters" of Usenet.
Most of our regulars leapt to the defence of asa. The good Capt Mooron led
us into this victorious battle. The supporting troops consisted of all the
courageous regulars including Capt Neal, Katysails, Jonathan, Gilligan,
Flying Tadpole, Scotty and others.

What did our resident loudmouth do during this assault on our group?

He removed his lips from Mooron's backside and tried to hide behind Oz1. He
was unwilling to support his former hero in a battle of wits with the
underpowered A.D.A'ers. What a snivelling coward!!


Everybody knows who I am talking about, so I won't bother to name him
directly. He sails behind the skirts of women, and he posts behind the
skirts of his new hero.


What a dissapointment! In future I shall only address this yellow-bellied,
fat, pretentious, lying, chicken as "Judas".



Regards


Donal
--




Donal July 30th 03 12:21 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...

Bwaaaaaaahwahwahwahwahwahwahw!

What a jerkoff.



Well spotted, Grasso. You're a little brighter than the average idiot.




Regards


Donal
--




Donal July 30th 03 12:35 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 00:21:00 +0100, "Donal" wrote
in alt.sailing.asa:


"JL Grasso" wrote in message
.. .

Bwaaaaaaahwahwahwahwahwahwahw!

What a jerkoff.



Well spotted, Grasso. You're a little brighter than the average idiot.


I was speaking of you, actually.


I know that!
Maybe I was wrong when I said that you were a little brighter than the
average idiot???

What do you think? Are you brighter than the average idiot?


Regards


Donal
--






The_navigator© July 30th 03 01:09 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
While trite would describe 'wee bit', I hope you don't mean that others
have tried to educate you before -for that would imply their failure.

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:55:13 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


Are you tring to say that narcolepsy has limited your development?



No. Only that you're a wee bit trite.

Jerry


Jerry



The_navigator© July 30th 03 01:23 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Perhaps there's new tune the bear does not know?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

You're worse at this than I thought.

Jerry



The_navigator© July 30th 03 01:29 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Why the delay, I'm enjoying your performance! Perhaps you are tired or
just trying to look up 'trite'?

Cheers MC



JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 12:09:27 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


While trite would describe 'wee bit', I hope you don't mean that others
have tried to educate you before -for that would imply their failure.



You're worse at this than I thought.


Jerry



The_navigator© July 30th 03 01:32 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
I hate to see a dancer stumble -'Trite' implies hackneyed.

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 12:09:27 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


While trite would describe 'wee bit', I hope you don't mean that others
have tried to educate you before -for that would imply their failure.



You're worse at this than I thought.


Jerry



Donal July 30th 03 01:55 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:55:13 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:

Are you tring to say that narcolepsy has limited your development?


No. Only that you're a wee bit trite.


You poor tosser!

Can't you think of anything interesting to say?

"A wee bit trite" ... Bwahahahahahahahahaha!


Regards


Donal
--




The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:03 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
It's a pity that you did not learn that in school but it's true! This is
coming very close to another circle with your insult, so that's nearly
two simultaneous pirouettes! Maybe you can learn new trick after all. My
confidence in your performance has been rewarded!

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

I can only respond as soon as your little rat droppings hit my server.
And I don't need to look up a reference for trite, as you apparently
did. How is it that it describes 'wee bit' again?



Donal July 30th 03 02:09 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 12:09:27 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:

While trite would describe 'wee bit', I hope you don't mean that others
have tried to educate you before -for that would imply their failure.


You're worse at this than I thought.


Stop thinking.

You're worse at this than I ever believed possible.



Regards


Donal
--




Donal July 30th 03 02:11 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...

Yes, you can use that if you like. I'm sure you can wedge it in between
gay lames somewhere.


I don't doubt that you are gay. I will defend your sexuality against all
the homophobes.


Regards


Donal
--







The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:13 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
These spins are confusing you. Why am I not suprised?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

Shhh Donal! He's doing a little jig for me.



Would that be when you're not occupied with proving that you can't speak
English?




The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:25 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
He's not running anywhere, just watching your (clumsy) dance here tonight.

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:


Yeah, run away!



The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:32 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Another dealy? Let me save you time looking it up, a pirouette is a spin
in one place!

Cheers MC

The_navigator© wrote:
It's a pity that you did not learn that in school but it's true! This is
coming very close to another circle with your insult, so that's nearly
two simultaneous pirouettes! Maybe you can learn new trick after all. My
confidence in your performance has been rewarded!

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

I can only respond as soon as your little rat droppings hit my server.
And I don't need to look up a reference for trite, as you apparently
did. How is it that it describes 'wee bit' again?




The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:42 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
You are still awake! Excellent. Now where were we? Ah yes, your dance.
Why are you trying to spit at me? I'm just helping you dance for us.
Cheers MC


JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:32:41 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


Another dealy? Let me save you time looking it up, a pirouette is a spin
in one place!



Maybe if you'd wipe the spittle from your screen you'd see that I've
already replied.




katysails July 30th 03 02:44 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

Katysails,

Excuse me, Donal, but I kf'd Lady Rubberbutt after she showed she had no intention of speaking about sailing, and before that,
only replied to those posts addressed solely to alt.sailing.asa. Once I saw that we were going to be inundated with sailing
poseurs, I withdrew from the fray. I did have to make the one sortee, though, onto the field of battle so that the imposing
wiles of that feminine banshee didn't warp and disillusion any of the faithful here. Retract, I say. You have been guilty of
far worse crimes during your tenure here.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:44 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Another circle! Shall we try for another?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:37:54 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


Is my dancer so tired? I even gave a typographical error to complain
about and not even a grunt good-bye! Such ingratitude for my choreography.




You're a boring, predictable ****wit.

Jerry



katysails July 30th 03 02:46 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Well spotted, Grasso. You're a little brighter than the average idiot.

HA! Caught in the act redhanded! You have responded to a plonker and shall now walk the plank....oh...Bendy First's don't have
a plank. You shall now be raised to the top of your mast with the main halyard and then the halyard shall be sliced.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:57 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
OK here we go, but don't get too dizzy or you may fall over and make a
fool of yourself!

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:44:57 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


Another circle! Shall we try for another?



Knock yourself out, kookboy!

Jerry




The_navigator© July 30th 03 03:17 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Oh dear, it seems that my Grasso has collapsed after his last spin. I
feel disappointment no less than his mother's.
I'll give my dear bear his rest, for tomorrow there is a new NG audience
to entertain with clumsy dancing!

Cheers MC

The_navigator© wrote:
OK here we go, but don't get too dizzy or you may fall over and make a
fool of yourself!

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:44:57 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


Another circle! Shall we try for another?




Knock yourself out, kookboy!

Jerry





Jonathan Ganz July 30th 03 04:27 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Yeah, but he's our Judas.

"Donal" wrote in message
...
Alt.Sailing.Asa must be one of the best discussion groups on Usenet.

Here one can enjoy great discussions, good company and cheerful banter.
From time to time, we have our disagreements, but in the end we are joined
by our common love of sailing.

It is easy, therefore, to understand my distress upon discovering that one
of our regular posters is a yellow-bellied coward.


Recently, our group was attacked by a bunch of idiots from
alt.disasters.aviation. These people are the "trainspotters" of Usenet.
Most of our regulars leapt to the defence of asa. The good Capt Mooron

led
us into this victorious battle. The supporting troops consisted of all

the
courageous regulars including Capt Neal, Katysails, Jonathan, Gilligan,
Flying Tadpole, Scotty and others.

What did our resident loudmouth do during this assault on our group?

He removed his lips from Mooron's backside and tried to hide behind Oz1.

He
was unwilling to support his former hero in a battle of wits with the
underpowered A.D.A'ers. What a snivelling coward!!


Everybody knows who I am talking about, so I won't bother to name him
directly. He sails behind the skirts of women, and he posts behind the
skirts of his new hero.


What a dissapointment! In future I shall only address this

yellow-bellied,
fat, pretentious, lying, chicken as "Judas".



Regards


Donal
--






Jonathan Ganz July 30th 03 04:28 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
I wonder if this grassyo idiot is the same one who is in love with Gary
Gay Burno.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...

Bwaaaaaaahwahwahwahwahwahwahw!

What a jerkoff.



Well spotted, Grasso. You're a little brighter than the average idiot.




Regards


Donal
--






Jonathan Ganz July 30th 03 04:30 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
To paraphase Gallager, he tried the brightness button on the TV,
but it didn't make him any smarter.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 00:21:00 +0100, "Donal" wrote
in alt.sailing.asa:


"JL Grasso" wrote in message
.. .

Bwaaaaaaahwahwahwahwahwahwahw!

What a jerkoff.


Well spotted, Grasso. You're a little brighter than the average

idiot.


I was speaking of you, actually.


I know that!
Maybe I was wrong when I said that you were a little brighter than the
average idiot???

What do you think? Are you brighter than the average idiot?


Regards


Donal
--








Peter Wiley July 30th 03 07:54 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 16:31:59 +1000, The Cappys Master Cappy kneels
wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:44:57 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote:

Another circle! Shall we try for another?

Cheers MC

Don't do it MC, the dance has already been reduced to a series of
spastic jerks.


Or was that circle jerks?

Donal July 30th 03 06:25 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Katysails,

Excuse me, Donal, but I kf'd Lady Rubberbutt after she showed she had no

intention of speaking about sailing, and before that,
only replied to those posts addressed solely to alt.sailing.asa. Once I

saw that we were going to be inundated with sailing
poseurs, I withdrew from the fray. I did have to make the one sortee,

though, onto the field of battle

Exactly! You weren't afraid to enter the battle. You demononstrated that
you have more balls ..... mmmm ... guts ......., I mean courage than the
yellow-bellied Judas!

so that the imposing
wiles of that feminine banshee didn't warp and disillusion any of the

faithful here. Retract, I say. You have been guilty of
far worse crimes during your tenure here.


Retract?? Are you mad?


Regards


Donal
--






katysails July 30th 03 10:55 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Retract?? Are you mad?


A moment of insanity, Donal. I was still so fumed over the usurping Lady Polyester that I went to far in my assertions. I beg
forgiveness and understanding in my one moment of weakness.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Donal July 30th 03 11:50 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Retract?? Are you mad?


A moment of insanity, Donal. I was still so fumed over the usurping Lady

Polyester that I went to far in my assertions. I beg
forgiveness and understanding in my one moment of weakness.


How could _I_ grant forgiveness?

Lady Polyester didn't match up to the ladies of asa for one second. It's a
pity that Seahag and Lady B weren't here at the same time.


ASA rules! Chauvinistic comments are fun!


Regards


Donal
--








katysails July 31st 03 04:03 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

It's a
pity that Seahag and Lady B weren't here at the same time.

Haggie checked in a couple f times this week but was dauted by all the unfamiliar faces and decided to cool her jets until their
departure...she felt that she had inadequate amounts of time to join the fray so therefore decided to withold her remarks. Barb
is off in etherreal bliss somewhere...haven't heard a peep out of her....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Seahag July 31st 03 04:05 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

Donal wrote:

Lady Polyester didn't match up to the ladies of asa for one second. It's

a
pity that Seahag and Lady B weren't here at the same time.



Aw, gosh golly oh gee whiz.

I miss ya too, Donut:^)

Shaggy






Seahag July 31st 03 04:22 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 

katysails wrote in message
...

It's a
pity that Seahag and Lady B weren't here at the same time.

Haggie checked in a couple f times this week but was bored by all the crap

and decided to cool her jets until further notice...she felt that she had
better things to do so therefore decided to withold her remarks. Barb
is off in etherreal bliss somewhere...haven't heard a peep out of her....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





Bertie the Bunyip July 31st 03 04:22 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
"Donal" wrote in
:


"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 00:35:01 +0100, "Donal" wrote
in alt.sailing.asa:
What do you think?


I think you're a tremendous idiot.



You are waaaay too kind. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.



I agree with this post/

Bertie



Donal
--






Bertie the Bunyip July 31st 03 04:24 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

He's not running anywhere, just watching your (clumsy) dance here
tonight.


Jesus,. don'\t you guys ever learn?


At leat get a new routine, huh?

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip July 31st 03 04:26 AM

So alt.disasters.aviation are "trainspotters"? Hahahahahahahaha
 
Gary L. Burnore wrote in
:

On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 23:46:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

Alt.Sailing.Asa must be one of the best discussion groups on Usenet.

Here one can enjoy great discussions, good company and cheerful
banter. From time to time, we have our disagreements, but in the end
we are joined by our common love of sailing.

It is easy, therefore, to understand my distress upon discovering that
one of our regular posters is a yellow-bellied coward.


Recently, our group was attacked by a bunch of idiots from
alt.disasters.aviation. These people are the "trainspotters" of
Usenet. Most of our regulars leapt to the defence of asa. The good
Capt Mooron led us into this victorious battle. The supporting troops
consisted of all the courageous regulars including Capt Neal,
Katysails, Jonathan, Gilligan, Flying Tadpole, Scotty and others.

What did our resident loudmouth do during this assault on our group?

He removed his lips from Mooron's backside and tried to hide behind
Oz1. He was unwilling to support his former hero in a battle of wits
with the underpowered A.D.A'ers. What a snivelling coward!!


Everybody knows who I am talking about, so I won't bother to name him
directly. He sails behind the skirts of women, and he posts behind
the skirts of his new hero.


What a dissapointment! In future I shall only address this
yellow-bellied, fat, pretentious, lying, chicken as "Judas".


Jesus wept.


You really are a complete idiot, aren't you?

Bertie

The_navigator© July 31st 03 04:47 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Hey, don't start with me Bertie -I know where you live.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


He's not running anywhere, just watching your (clumsy) dance here
tonight.



Jesus,. don'\t you guys ever learn?


At leat get a new routine, huh?

Bertie



Bertie the Bunyip July 31st 03 05:11 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Hey, don't start with me Bertie -I know where you live.


Jesus H Christ you guys are dumb.

Even if you did know where I lived you'd have to sail your sorry ass here
and I won't hold my breath

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


He's not running anywhere, just watching your (clumsy) dance here
tonight.



Jesus,. don'\t you guys ever learn?


At leat get a new routine, huh?

Bertie





Flying Tadpole July 31st 03 05:14 AM

A traitor in our midst.
 
er, Haggy, welcome back and all that, but, shhh, don't use the
word Donut, even to Donal--Bobsprit's a bit sensitive about it.

Seahag wrote:

Donal wrote:

Lady Polyester didn't match up to the ladies of asa for one second. It's

a
pity that Seahag and Lady B weren't here at the same time.


Aw, gosh golly oh gee whiz.

I miss ya too, Donut:^)

Shaggy


Seahag July 31st 03 10:03 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 
Donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut,
donut, donut!!!!!!

Seahag


Flying Tadpole :

er, Haggy, welcome back and all that, but, shhh, don't use the
word Donut, even to Donal--Bobsprit's a bit sensitive about it.

Seahag wrote:

Donal wrote:

Lady Polyester didn't match up to the ladies of asa for one second.

It's
a
pity that Seahag and Lady B weren't here at the same time.


Aw, gosh golly oh gee whiz.

I miss ya too, Donut:^)

Shaggy




Donal July 31st 03 10:23 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut,

donut,
donut, donut!!!!!!


Yes!

You only need to call once.




Regards


Donal
--




Seahag July 31st 03 10:34 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 

Donal wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:


Donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut,

donut,
donut, donut!!!!!!


Yes!

You only need to call once.


Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you;^)

Seahag





The_navigator© July 31st 03 11:37 PM

A traitor in our midst.
 
I bet you poked your brother when you were both told be quiet.

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:
Donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut, donut,
donut, donut!!!!!!

Seahag


Flying Tadpole :


er, Haggy, welcome back and all that, but, shhh, don't use the
word Donut, even to Donal--Bobsprit's a bit sensitive about it.

Seahag wrote:

Donal wrote:


Lady Polyester didn't match up to the ladies of asa for one second.

It's

a

pity that Seahag and Lady B weren't here at the same time.

Aw, gosh golly oh gee whiz.

I miss ya too, Donut:^)

Shaggy







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