alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Fri,
1 Aug 2003 22:12:37 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

"katysails" wrote in
:


I don't **** off whole continents by sitting on my laurels, after
all.

New Zealand is not a continent. It is islands....You'll have to work
harder.

NZ? That's only where it made the papers.


You have no idea.

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Fri,
1 Aug 2003 22:12:37 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

"katysails" wrote in
:


I don't **** off whole continents by sitting on my laurels, after
all.

New Zealand is not a continent. It is islands....You'll have to work
harder.

NZ? That's only where it made the papers.


You have no idea.

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

Cool!

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

It pays to advertise.


Bertie

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

Good grief!

Bertie posted pictures od the Queen Mother's TITS????

I hope that he doesn't do anything like that here! We don't like such
naughty behaviour!


People might be shocked,..... or surprised, ..... or bored!


C'mon, Bertie. I *want* a personal stalker! Are you up to it?

Regards


Donal
--

On Sat, 2 Aug 2003 22:58:11 +0100, "Donal"
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

Good grief!

Bertie posted pictures od the Queen Mother's TITS????

I hope that he doesn't do anything like that here! We don't like such
naughty behaviour!


People might be shocked,..... or surprised, ..... or bored!

Oh you know you'd be turned on. =)


C'mon, Bertie. I *want* a personal stalker! Are you up to it?

Regards


Donal

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

"Donal" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

Good grief!

Bertie posted pictures od the Queen Mother's TITS????

I hope that he doesn't do anything like that here! We don't like such
naughty behaviour!


People might be shocked,..... or surprised, ..... or bored!


C'mon, Bertie. I *want* a personal stalker! Are you up to it?

N, I know too much about you already.

Bertie

You know Bertie when you first posted here I thought you might be kind
of interesting -sort of like a rebel without a cause. The trouble is
that more recently you seem to a be a very little person with a lot of
internalised anger. I wonder, do you bring any pleasure to anyone -even
yourself? The only reason why I ask this is because if I can help you
find greater peace I would be glad to help.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Donal" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
. ..

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

Good grief!

Bertie posted pictures od the Queen Mother's TITS????

I hope that he doesn't do anything like that here! We don't like such
naughty behaviour!


People might be shocked,..... or surprised, ..... or bored!


C'mon, Bertie. I *want* a personal stalker! Are you up to it?


N, I know too much about you already.

Bertie

The_navigator© wrote in
:

You know Bertie when you first posted here I thought you might be kind
of interesting -sort of like a rebel without a cause.

Hmm. So sorry you were disappointed.


The trouble is
that more recently you seem to a be a very little person with a lot of
internalised anger.

Yes, the complete opposite of a rebel without a cause, eh?

I wonder, do you bring any pleasure to anyone -even
yourself? The only reason why I ask this is because if I can help you
find greater peace I would be glad to help.

Thanks but I've already achieved Nirvana, now I'm just whittling time.

bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Donal" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

Good grief!

Bertie posted pictures od the Queen Mother's TITS????

I hope that he doesn't do anything like that here! We don't like such
naughty behaviour!


People might be shocked,..... or surprised, ..... or bored!


C'mon, Bertie. I *want* a personal stalker! Are you up to it?


N, I know too much about you already.

Bertie

Not opposite, different. Do you feel that your seniors don't appreciate
your talents?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


The trouble is
that more recently you seem to a be a very little person with a lot of
internalised anger.


Yes,

We are dealing with a teen here with nothing better to do

NH_/)_

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
You know Bertie when you first posted here I thought you might be kind
of interesting -sort of like a rebel without a cause. The trouble is
that more recently you seem to a be a very little person with a lot of
internalised anger. I wonder, do you bring any pleasure to anyone -even
yourself? The only reason why I ask this is because if I can help you
find greater peace I would be glad to help.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Donal" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
. ..

Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

Good grief!

Bertie posted pictures od the Queen Mother's TITS????

I hope that he doesn't do anything like that here! We don't like such
naughty behaviour!


People might be shocked,..... or surprised, ..... or bored!


C'mon, Bertie. I *want* a personal stalker! Are you up to it?


N, I know too much about you already.

Bertie

yes

MC

NH_/)_ wrote:
We are dealing with a teen here with nothing better to do

NH_/)_

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

You know Bertie when you first posted here I thought you might be kind
of interesting -sort of like a rebel without a cause. The trouble is
that more recently you seem to a be a very little person with a lot of
internalised anger. I wonder, do you bring any pleasure to anyone -even
yourself? The only reason why I ask this is because if I can help you
find greater peace I would be glad to help.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Donal" wrote in
:



"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
m...


Did I ever tell you that about two years ago I received an email
warning me to stop crossposting to nz.general and nz.arts in case teh
evul Bertie invaded my home newsgroup? It quoted the newspaper article
(with teh reference to teh Queen Mum's tits) and everything.

So I knew you were TERRIFYING long before I saw any of your posts.

Good grief!

Bertie posted pictures od the Queen Mother's TITS????

I hope that he doesn't do anything like that here! We don't like such
naughty behaviour!


People might be shocked,..... or surprised, ..... or bored!


C'mon, Bertie. I *want* a personal stalker! Are you up to it?


N, I know too much about you already.

Bertie