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Yes ... very cute... we got it the first time.

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| Mooron decides to try horseback riding, even
| though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He
| mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately
| springs into motion.
|
| It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
| Mooron begins to slip from the saddle. In terror,
| he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
| a firm grip. He tries to throw his
| arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down
| the side of the horse anyway.
|
| The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of
| its slipping rider.
|
| Finally, giving up his frail grip, Mooron
| attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself
| to safety. Unfortunately, his foot becomes entangled
| in the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the
| horse's pounding hooves as his head
| is struck against the ground over and over. As his
| head is battered against the ground, he is mere
| moments away from unconsciousness when to his
| great fortune.....................................
|
| Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and
| unplugs the horse!
|
| Thank God for heroes! .............
|
| CA


 
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