I shall return!
 

Dear Group,

Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many
disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your
pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of
intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising
history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar
Bucket"), demands my return.

In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite
of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders.
They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and
then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company
will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that
Capt. Neal is without compassion.

It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has
deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not
appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group
straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or
constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after
month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the
beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of
frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I
have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the
past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty
lives.

Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am
renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers
to whip this despicable group into shape.

You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all
lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your
Capitan at your peril.








Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I shall return!
 

I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the
headers of the above post and I used it to send an
e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on
wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy
at the very least.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com...
Dear Group,

Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many
disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your
pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of
intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising
history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar
Bucket"), demands my return.

In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite
of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders.
They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and
then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company
will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that
Capt. Neal is without compassion.

It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has
deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not
appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group
straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or
constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after
month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the
beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of
frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I
have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the
past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty
lives.

Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am
renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers
to whip this despicable group into shape.

You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all
lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your
Capitan at your peril.








Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I shall return!
 

I might have just found qtpututi. I

Flash!!! Nobody cares!


RB

I shall return!
 

You will be soooooo jealous if this mystery woman
who is perfect in just about every way ever becomes
my sailing partner. She will put all your Alien girls put
together to shame.


"CANDChelp" wrote in message ...
I might have just found qtpututi. I

Flash!!! Nobody cares!


RB

I shall return!
 

I got it!


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the
headers of the above post and I used it to send an
e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on
wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy
at the very least.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com...
Dear Group,

Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many
disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your
pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of
intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising
history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar
Bucket"), demands my return.

In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite
of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders.
They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and
then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company
will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that
Capt. Neal is without compassion.

It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has
deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not
appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group
straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or
constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after
month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the
beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of
frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I
have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the
past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty
lives.

Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am
renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers
to whip this despicable group into shape.

You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all
lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your
Capitan at your peril.








Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I shall return!
 

You will be soooooo jealous if this mystery woman
who is perfect in just about every way ever becomes
my sailing partner.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg

RB

I shall return!
 

No, but I think it's a little far-fetched anyhow.

The one I tried just now still has not been bumped back
so I think I've got it right. It makes sense for the area
the woman lives in (Miami) at any rate but includes three letters
she made no mention of. It could be an oversight or
it could be a trick. It could even be a test to gauge
intelligence and persistence. If she is looking for a
man who is highly intelligent and just as persistent
then she just received an e-mail from him.



"jlrogers" wrote in message y.com...
Did you try

"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the
headers of the above post and I used it to send an
e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on
wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy
at the very least.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com...
Dear Group,

Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many
disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your
pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of
intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising
history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar
Bucket"), demands my return.

In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite
of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders.
They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and
then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company
will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that
Capt. Neal is without compassion.

It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has
deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not
appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group
straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or
constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after
month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the
beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of
frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I
have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the
past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty
lives.

Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am
renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers
to whip this despicable group into shape.

You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all
lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your
Capitan at your peril.








Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I shall return!
 

The women don't and the liquor bottles do. That's the hell of it!


"CANDChelp" wrote in message ...
You will be soooooo jealous if this mystery woman
who is perfect in just about every way ever becomes
my sailing partner.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg

RB

I shall return!
 

I tried combinations like that and I think even that one and
they all came back. I concluded that Yahoo mail needed
a regional qualifier if front of it to work and that's what I
ended up with in the addy that stayed sent for a change.

"jlrogers" wrote in message y.com...
I got it!


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the
headers of the above post and I used it to send an
e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on
wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy
at the very least.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com...
Dear Group,

Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many
disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your
pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of
intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising
history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar
Bucket"), demands my return.

In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite
of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders.
They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and
then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company
will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that
Capt. Neal is without compassion.

It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has
deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not
appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group
straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or
constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after
month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the
beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of
frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I
have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the
past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty
lives.

Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am
renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers
to whip this despicable group into shape.

You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all
lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your
Capitan at your peril.








Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I shall return!
 

Hmmmm! What did you write?


"jlrogers" wrote in message y.com...
Mine hasn't come back yet, either.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I tried combinations like that and I think even that one and
they all came back. I concluded that Yahoo mail needed
a regional qualifier if front of it to work and that's what I
ended up with in the addy that stayed sent for a change.

"jlrogers" wrote in message y.com...
I got it!


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the
headers of the above post and I used it to send an
e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on
wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy
at the very least.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com...
Dear Group,

Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many
disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your
pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of
intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising
history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar
Bucket"), demands my return.

In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite
of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders.
They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and
then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company
will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that
Capt. Neal is without compassion.

It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has
deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not
appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group
straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or
constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after
month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the
beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of
frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I
have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the
past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty
lives.

Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am
renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers
to whip this despicable group into shape.

You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all
lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your
Capitan at your peril.








Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal