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Dear Group,
Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar Bucket"), demands my return. In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders. They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that Capt. Neal is without compassion. It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty lives. Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers to whip this despicable group into shape. You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your Capitan at your peril. Respectfully, Capt. Neal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A man should not mince words just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal |
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I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the
headers of the above post and I used it to send an e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy at the very least. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com... Dear Group, Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar Bucket"), demands my return. In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders. They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that Capt. Neal is without compassion. It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty lives. Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers to whip this despicable group into shape. You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your Capitan at your peril. Respectfully, Capt. Neal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A man should not mince words just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal |
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I might have just found qtpututi. I
Flash!!! Nobody cares! RB |
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You will be soooooo jealous if this mystery woman
who is perfect in just about every way ever becomes my sailing partner. She will put all your Alien girls put together to shame. "CANDChelp" wrote in message ... I might have just found qtpututi. I Flash!!! Nobody cares! RB |
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You will be soooooo jealous if this mystery woman
who is perfect in just about every way ever becomes my sailing partner. http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg RB |
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The women don't and the liquor bottles do. That's the hell of it!
"CANDChelp" wrote in message ... You will be soooooo jealous if this mystery woman who is perfect in just about every way ever becomes my sailing partner. http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg RB |
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I tried combinations like that and I think even that one and
they all came back. I concluded that Yahoo mail needed a regional qualifier if front of it to work and that's what I ended up with in the addy that stayed sent for a change. "jlrogers" wrote in message y.com... I got it! "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the headers of the above post and I used it to send an e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy at the very least. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com... Dear Group, Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar Bucket"), demands my return. In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders. They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that Capt. Neal is without compassion. It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty lives. Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers to whip this despicable group into shape. You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your Capitan at your peril. Respectfully, Capt. Neal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A man should not mince words just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal |
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Hmmmm! What did you write?
"jlrogers" wrote in message y.com... Mine hasn't come back yet, either. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I tried combinations like that and I think even that one and they all came back. I concluded that Yahoo mail needed a regional qualifier if front of it to work and that's what I ended up with in the addy that stayed sent for a change. "jlrogers" wrote in message y.com... I got it! "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the headers of the above post and I used it to send an e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy at the very least. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com... Dear Group, Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar Bucket"), demands my return. In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders. They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that Capt. Neal is without compassion. It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty lives. Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers to whip this despicable group into shape. You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your Capitan at your peril. Respectfully, Capt. Neal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A man should not mince words just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal |
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
You got it. It's the scb that's the key. Now, it's up to me to wait and see. You nerds keep your grubby hands off, please. Be aware that there might be a retry time-out of several hours - even if the address isn't valid, it could be some time before you find out. I sent a test to username aabbzzuuxx at the given domain a few minutes ago, and haven't had a bounce yet. -- Wally I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty! www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk |
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Ugly, ugly.
"CANDChelp" wrote in message ... You will be soooooo jealous if this mystery woman who is perfect in just about every way ever becomes my sailing partner. http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg RB |
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Ugly, ugly.
No, give credit where credit is due. They are a vast improvement over the Ghost girls and a firm step in the right direction. |
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It figures. Since came back
and it is the recognized spelling it stood to reason that somebody would be using that handle. Since it was bumped it logically follows that in an outfit as big as Yahoo that is should be taken unless there is no such thing as a pure yahoo addy. One can then assume there are regional qualifiers in the guise of a dot yada yada yada. So one must go with the spelling she gave and choose the right regional code. It's really kinda obvious because it is known that she lives in Miami but it would serve to weed out the duller folks. My guess still has not been bumped back. It's good I'll bet. When qtpututi comes home from work and checks her email she's in for a big surprise. I bet I'm the only person brilliant and persistent enough to figure it out. "jlrogers" wrote in message y.com... Ooops, it just came back. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Hmmmm! What did you write? "jlrogers" wrote in message y.com... Mine hasn't come back yet, either. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I tried combinations like that and I think even that one and they all came back. I concluded that Yahoo mail needed a regional qualifier if front of it to work and that's what I ended up with in the addy that stayed sent for a change. "jlrogers" wrote in message y.com... I got it! "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... I might have just found qtpututi. I got a clue from the headers of the above post and I used it to send an e-mail to the addy it indicated and so far, knock on wood, it hasn't come back so it must be a valid addy at the very least. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message .com... Dear Group, Belay, you lubbers. I warned you that I would come back if I read too many disparaging remarks. I have popped in, from time to time, to read your pathetic threads, which contained little of value to anyone with a level of intelligence anywhere above a mooron. Your pathetic attempts at revising history, however, (as perpetuated by "The Internet Opera or The Cedar Bucket"), demands my return. In order to show my abundant good will and demonstrate magnanimity in spite of your "May Mutiny," of 2001, I hereby pardon all but the ringleaders. They know who they are. They will be flogged unmercilessly, keelhauled, and then flogged 'round the fleet. Those innocents who fell in with bad company will be disciplined with love and a rope's end. Let it not be said that Capt. Neal is without compassion. It is apparent to even the most casual observer, that the group has deteriorated into a mad rabble, playing "Popeye & Pluto." You may not appreciate my future attempts to educate you, but I must set this group straight. You are childish whiners and losers. You have nothing original or constructive to post. You simply repeat the same inane drivel month after month,year after year. Your blather wore me out and left me derelict on the beach. So, instead of wasting my time here, where the majority consists of frightened,little wannabes with no understanding of a real sailors life, I have been sailing. Cruising to be exact. I have logged more miles in the past two years than all of you wannabes have logged in your entire petty lives. Having washed my mind, body, and spirit in the ocean' white foam, I am renewed and refreshed. Once again will I use my extraordinary, manly powers to whip this despicable group into shape. You will heed your Capitan. All sails will be bent on properly and all lines will be flemished down. Casks will be stored bung up! Ignore your Capitan at your peril. Respectfully, Capt. Neal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A man should not mince words just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal |
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yawn....fire away....you never were a very good shot....
-- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg The one on the left needs to lay off the alt...her ankles are really swollen....Does she have kidney problems? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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SBC? That's a giant phone company So giant that it is the major phone company in Michigan (one of my sons works for SBC...they pay very well and he has good benefits. Anyone got a really cute nice daughter in her middle twenties who likes shy but industrious guys?) -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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SkitchNYC wrote: Ugly, ugly. No, give credit where credit is due. They are a vast improvement over the Ghost girls and a firm step in the right direction. But which firm supplied them? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 18:15:11 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg The one on the left needs to lay off the alt...her ankles are really swollen....Does she have kidney problems? Are you sure they're girls? Ave Imperator Bush! Bush Was Right! Four More Beers! |
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On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 18:19:51 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: SBC? That's a giant phone company So giant that it is the major phone company in Michigan (one of my sons works for SBC...they pay very well and he has good benefits. Are you crazy? The pay is crappy, unless you have twenty years in. The bennies are acceptable. Ave Imperator Bush! Bush Was Right! Four More Beers! |
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Are you sure they're girls? Since one should only believe half of what one sees and nothing that one hears, maybe I'm sure I'm not sure...they looked like girls, though...actually, they looked like nice people...Maybe it wasn't really Bob's boat? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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The pay is crappy, unless you have twenty years in My son has 6 years in and he is paid very well...but then, he's union, so maybe he's paid better than you are? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Your son is most likely embezzling - learned it from his
Mom, no doubt! "katysails" wrote in message ... The pay is crappy, unless you have twenty years in My son has 6 years in and he is paid very well...but then, he's union, so maybe he's paid better than you are? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Your son is most likely embezzling - learned it from his
Mom, no doubt! Oh, yeah...right...Ms. Moral America embezzles. Good one, there, Battery Man. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Ugly, ugly.
No, give credit where credit is due. They are a vast improvement over the Ghost girls and a firm step in the right direction. But which firm supplied them? Foot Locker. |
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Yummy, but too young to be interested in an old coot like me.
Not true. These girls are interested in character, not looks! RB |
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They do? Well, they're still ugly.
"katysails" wrote in message ... No, give credit where credit is due. They look hetero which is a step in the right direction.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Are you sure you're a girl?
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 18:15:11 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/restsail.jpg The one on the left needs to lay off the alt...her ankles are really swollen....Does she have kidney problems? Are you sure they're girls? Ave Imperator Bush! Bush Was Right! Four More Beers! |
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In other words, they take cash.
"CANDChelp" wrote in message ... Yummy, but too young to be interested in an old coot like me. Not true. These girls are interested in character, not looks! RB |
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"katysails" wrote: My son has 6 years in and he is paid very well...but then, he's union, so maybe he's paid better than you are? Oh wow, I'm impressed! Does he make $8 an hour since he is with the union, right? LP |
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"katysails" wrote: Since one should only believe half of what one sees and nothing that one hears, maybe I'm sure I'm not sure... But you were so sure about me that you fired you mouth repeatedly. Maybe you should read your own posts, or did you kill file yourself? MV |
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Well, I guess if you have to have a fantasy, this is better
than some. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 21:38:26 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: The pay is crappy, unless you have twenty years in My son has 6 years in and he is paid very well...but then, he's union, so maybe he's paid better than you are? I should hope so. I don't work. What do you consider "paid well"? When I was a fashion model, we were paid 60K, and I quit, because it was peanuts. When I was the head engineer for a fortune 500 company, I was paid well, but it was too much work. Ave Imperator Bush! Bush Was Right! Four More Beers! |
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! Does he make $8 an hour since he is with the union,
Nope...makes $27/hr...and on the way up...We're very proud of him... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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But you were so sure about me
Nothing in that statement I made had anything to do with being sure about you...or maybe you can see and hear on usenet? My, what a talented soul you are.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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What do you consider "paid well"?
$57K/annum at 25 is paid well... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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I bet they do have an interesting outlook on life.
I think about how they must be treated sort of like a side of beef and their physical appearance exploited. They get so made up and filmed with filters and Photoshopped halfway to death that what you see isn't really who they are so it must get tiresome for them yet the money is good so they stay with it knowing it's probably wise to get while the getting is good. I bet they do love a bit of reality that sailing on your boat provides. You are a good man to give them an escape mechanism. I'm sure it goes a long ways towards helping them retain their perspective and sanity. They can just be themselves when aboard your fine vessel away from the madding crowds. Keep up the good work! "CANDChelp" wrote in message ... Yummy, but too young to be interested in an old coot like me. Not true. These girls are interested in character, not looks! RB |
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On Wed, 23 Jul 2003 06:57:16 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: ! Does he make $8 an hour since he is with the union, Nope...makes $27/hr...and on the way up...We're very proud of him... I spose that's a lot when you're used to $3.35 an hour. Ave Imperator Bush! Bush Was Right! Four More Beers! |
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Wow, you got a raise?
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 23 Jul 2003 06:57:16 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: ! Does he make $8 an hour since he is with the union, Nope...makes $27/hr...and on the way up...We're very proud of him... I spose that's a lot when you're used to $3.35 an hour. Ave Imperator Bush! Bush Was Right! Four More Beers! |
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Capt,
Sounds like the 'net's gambit of the old fashion "Dropped Hankie" OT |
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