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Mike July 21st 03 08:00 PM

removing old names?
 
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was to get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new documentation papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before operating the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to sail that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd want to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me at home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can sail that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing, without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over, and the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick) listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment available in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my "new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com



Simple Simon July 21st 03 08:14 PM

removing old names?
 
Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.


"Mike" wrote in message ...
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was to get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new documentation papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before operating the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to sail that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd want to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me at home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can sail that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing, without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over, and the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick) listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment available in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my "new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com





Capt. Mooron July 21st 03 09:36 PM

removing old names?
 
You'll need two bottles of good liquor, a virgin and 2 ceremonies. First the
removal of the old name and all references to it on the vessel, equipment
and remove the old logs. Have a denaming ceremony and announce to Neptune
the decommissioning of the old name. Use your imagination and do up some
nice words. Place the new name on the boat..... then have a christening
with the new name... make certain a virgin christens the vessel. [ I
borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make sure]
Drink the spare bottle in celebration on your first trip out with the
renamed vessel.

CM

"Mike" wrote in message
...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was to
get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new documentation
papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before operating the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to sail that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd want to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me at
home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting in my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can sail
that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over, and
the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick) listening to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring at a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment available in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my "new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|



Simple Simon July 21st 03 09:52 PM

removing old names?
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make sure]


You mean little Chistie? Too bad. Her daddy is a pervert, don't you know?



Capt. Mooron July 21st 03 10:16 PM

removing old names?
 
????? What the hell are you going on about now??? Does the mention of
young girls and virginity cause you to feel sexual urges... you should have
that looked into Cappy... it's seriously sick. Who the hell is "Chistie"???

No wonder you can't carry on a relationship with a mature female.... let
alone a conversation. I bet your problem is you can't pop a woody anymore!
Talk to Horvath... he seems to be in the same dilemma.

The pair of you are Viagra candidates.

CM




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make
sure]
|
| You mean little Chistie? Too bad. Her daddy is a pervert, don't you know?
|
|



Capt. Mooron July 21st 03 10:44 PM

removing old names?
 
Heh it wasn't me that got all excited at the mention of underage virgins
Cappy!

I think from the photos prove that Bob has no problem with finding women to
sail with.... you haven't shown photo one of a female on your boat?
[photshop wishes notwithstanding]

Before your mouth starts writing checks your boat hasn't a dream of
cashing.... check sail calc and see how the vessels compare. you haven't a
snowball's chance in hell of sailing against my superior boat.... even
considering your coastal cruiser as a possible challenge is as delusional as
the probability of you finding a woman you don't have to pay for ... in
advance and by the minute.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Can't you think of anything but 'woodies'? You and
| Bobsprit need to get together for a date or something.
|
| Maybe he could even teach you how to sail and if not
| at least he could teach you how to purchase a decent
| boat - you know, something that gets out of its own way.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| No wonder you can't carry on a relationship with a mature female.... let
| alone a conversation. I bet your problem is you can't pop a woody
anymore!
| Talk to Horvath... he seems to be in the same dilemma.
|
| The pair of you are Viagra candidates.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| | borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make
| sure]
| |
| | You mean little Chistie? Too bad. Her daddy is a pervert, don't you
know?
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon July 21st 03 11:00 PM

removing old names?
 
It looks like my boat is superior in just about every way!!!

LOA Coronado 27 26.75

Nordica 30 29.49

LWL Coronado 27 22

Nordica 30 25

Beam Coronado 27 8.5

Nordica 30 9.77

Displacement Coronado 27 6250

Nordica 30 10220

Sail Area Coronado 27 302

Nordica 30 502

Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85

Nordica 30 1.8

Hull Speed Coronado 27 6.29

Nordica 30 6.7

Sail Area to Displacement Coronado 27 14.24

Nordica 30 17.06

Displacement to LWL Coronado 27 262

Nordica 30 292

LWL to Beam Coronado 27 2.59

Nordica 30 2.56

Motion Comfort Coronado 27 23.66

Nordica 30 28.57

Pounds/Inch Coronado 27 668

Nordica 30 873


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Heh it wasn't me that got all excited at the mention of underage virgins
Cappy!

I think from the photos prove that Bob has no problem with finding women to
sail with.... you haven't shown photo one of a female on your boat?
[photshop wishes notwithstanding]

Before your mouth starts writing checks your boat hasn't a dream of
cashing.... check sail calc and see how the vessels compare. you haven't a
snowball's chance in hell of sailing against my superior boat.... even
considering your coastal cruiser as a possible challenge is as delusional as
the probability of you finding a woman you don't have to pay for ... in
advance and by the minute.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Can't you think of anything but 'woodies'? You and
| Bobsprit need to get together for a date or something.
|
| Maybe he could even teach you how to sail and if not
| at least he could teach you how to purchase a decent
| boat - you know, something that gets out of its own way.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| No wonder you can't carry on a relationship with a mature female.... let
| alone a conversation. I bet your problem is you can't pop a woody
anymore!
| Talk to Horvath... he seems to be in the same dilemma.
|
| The pair of you are Viagra candidates.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| | borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make
| sure]
| |
| | You mean little Chistie? Too bad. Her daddy is a pervert, don't you
know?
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



SkitchNYC July 21st 03 11:05 PM

removing old names?
 
It looks like my boat is superior in just about every way!!!


Why would you post these numbers? It is worse in just about every way. SAD of
14.24? Bwahahahahahahaha

Simple Simon July 21st 03 11:19 PM

removing old names?
 
That's with the 100% jib and is a great number for
the Trades where she resides. If the winds should
lighten up it is very easy to HANK ON a larger
headsail to raise the SA/Disp ratio to levels well
above what the heavy and slow Nordica carries.



"SkitchNYC" wrote in message ...
It looks like my boat is superior in just about every way!!!


Why would you post these numbers? It is worse in just about every way. SAD of
14.24? Bwahahahahahahaha




katysails July 21st 03 11:26 PM

removing old names?
 
Hair dryer and scraper and then Goo-Gone....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Thom Stewart July 21st 03 11:34 PM

removing old names?
 
Mike,

She is a thing of beauty! Best of everything to you and your new vessel.

AND; "I'LL DRINK TO THAT!"

Ole Thom


Jeff Morris July 22nd 03 12:14 AM

removing old names?
 
He's just getting started - next he'll claim that his "fine bluewater vessel" is so
overloaded that his waterline is longer than yours.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Simpleton.... I can't believe you tried that lame ploy....

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| That's with the 100% jib and is a great number for
| the Trades where she resides. If the winds should
| lighten up it is very easy to HANK ON a larger
| headsail to raise the SA/Disp ratio to levels well
| above what the heavy and slow Nordica carries.
|
|
|
| "SkitchNYC" wrote in message
...
| It looks like my boat is superior in just about every way!!!
|
|
| Why would you post these numbers? It is worse in just about every way.
SAD of
| 14.24? Bwahahahahahahaha
|
|





Simple Simon July 22nd 03 12:18 AM

removing old names?
 


OK, I realize you are pretty dumb so I'll explain it to you

Huh?


LOA Coronado 27 26.75

Nordica 30 29.49


27 feet is better than 30 feet because the bigger the boat
the more expensive is the upkeep and the equipment.


LWL Coronado 27 22

Nordica 30 25


Do the math. Divide the LWL by the LOA. The Coronado
is .815 while the Nordica is .833.
This tells you that the Coronado has shorter overhangs and
shorter overhangs are better because you get more boat
for your money and less hobby-horsing.


Beam Coronado 27 8.5

Nordica 30 9.77


Not much to say here - just a spec.

Displacement Coronado 27 6250

Nordica 30 10220


This shows that Nordica is a heavy and slow boat.


Sail Area Coronado 27 302

Nordica 30 502


This means the Nordica needs lots of sail to
move her heft along while the lighter
Coronado is easily driven


Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85

Nordica 30 1.8


This shows that the Coronado is a little less
likely to capsize than the Nordica.

Hull Speed Coronado 27 6.29

Nordica 30 6.7


For all practical purposes this shows the Coronado is
almost as fast as the Nordica and faster in lighter air.


Sail Area to Displacement Coronado 27 14.24

Nordica 30 17.06


This means the Coronado is so easily driven that she does
not need as much sail to reach hull speed. This results in
easier to handle sails and less expensive sails.


Displacement to LWL Coronado 27 262

Nordica 30 292


This shows the Nordica is a heavy sow of a vessel compared
to the Coronado.

LWL to Beam Coronado 27 2.59

Nordica 30 2.56


About the same stat and there's not much to say about
this ratio.

Motion Comfort Coronado 27 23.66

Nordica 30 28.57


This indicates that the Nordica is slower to roll and slower
to pitch as would be expected with a heavy tub of a boat.
It indicates that the Nordica wastes energy smashing through
the waves while the Coronado skims along more efficiently
above the waves.


Pounds/Inch Coronado 27 668

Nordica 30 873


This shows the Coronado is a mid-weight while the
Nordica is a heavyweight. It is the factor that most
allows the Coronado 27 to sprint ahead of the Nordica
in the puffs.

I hope this helped.



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Heh it wasn't me that got all excited at the mention of underage virgins
Cappy!

I think from the photos prove that Bob has no problem with finding women to
sail with.... you haven't shown photo one of a female on your boat?
[photshop wishes notwithstanding]

Before your mouth starts writing checks your boat hasn't a dream of
cashing.... check sail calc and see how the vessels compare. you haven't a
snowball's chance in hell of sailing against my superior boat.... even
considering your coastal cruiser as a possible challenge is as delusional as
the probability of you finding a woman you don't have to pay for ... in
advance and by the minute.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Can't you think of anything but 'woodies'? You and
| Bobsprit need to get together for a date or something.
|
| Maybe he could even teach you how to sail and if not
| at least he could teach you how to purchase a decent
| boat - you know, something that gets out of its own way.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| No wonder you can't carry on a relationship with a mature female.... let
| alone a conversation. I bet your problem is you can't pop a woody
anymore!
| Talk to Horvath... he seems to be in the same dilemma.
|
| The pair of you are Viagra candidates.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| | borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make
| sure]
| |
| | You mean little Chistie? Too bad. Her daddy is a pervert, don't you
know?
| |
| |
|
|
|
|





Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




The_navigator© July 22nd 03 12:23 AM

removing old names?
 
It is superior -for anchoring.

Cheers MC

Oz1 wrote:
On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 18:00:27 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:


It looks like my boat is superior in just about every way!!!



Huh?


LOA Coronado 27 26.75

Nordica 30 29.49

LWL Coronado 27 22

Nordica 30 25

Beam Coronado 27 8.5

Nordica 30 9.77

Displacement Coronado 27 6250

Nordica 30 10220

Sail Area Coronado 27 302

Nordica 30 502

Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85

Nordica 30 1.8

Hull Speed Coronado 27 6.29

Nordica 30 6.7

Sail Area to Displacement Coronado 27 14.24

Nordica 30 17.06

Displacement to LWL Coronado 27 262

Nordica 30 292

LWL to Beam Coronado 27 2.59

Nordica 30 2.56

Motion Comfort Coronado 27 23.66

Nordica 30 28.57

Pounds/Inch Coronado 27 668

Nordica 30 873


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

Heh it wasn't me that got all excited at the mention of underage virgins
Cappy!

I think from the photos prove that Bob has no problem with finding women to
sail with.... you haven't shown photo one of a female on your boat?
[photshop wishes notwithstanding]

Before your mouth starts writing checks your boat hasn't a dream of
cashing.... check sail calc and see how the vessels compare. you haven't a
snowball's chance in hell of sailing against my superior boat.... even
considering your coastal cruiser as a possible challenge is as delusional as
the probability of you finding a woman you don't have to pay for ... in
advance and by the minute.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Can't you think of anything but 'woodies'? You and
| Bobsprit need to get together for a date or something.
|
| Maybe he could even teach you how to sail and if not
| at least he could teach you how to purchase a decent
| boat - you know, something that gets out of its own way.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
.. .
|
| No wonder you can't carry on a relationship with a mature female.... let
| alone a conversation. I bet your problem is you can't pop a woody
anymore!
| Talk to Horvath... he seems to be in the same dilemma.
|
| The pair of you are Viagra candidates.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| | borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make
| sure]
| |
| | You mean little Chistie? Too bad. Her daddy is a pervert, don't you
know?
| |
| |
|
|
|
|






Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 12:31 AM

removing old names?
 
Oh Good Grief......

Ha ha Ha Ha Ha.......

Just one point Cappy.... the cut-off for self righting momentum is 2.0....
the lower the number the better the chance of self righting.

CM



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
| Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85
|
| Nordica 30 1.8
|
| This shows that the Coronado is a little less
| likely to capsize than the Nordica.



SkitchNYC July 22nd 03 12:32 AM

removing old names?
 
Well, if your correcting, he also got the overhang thing wrong.

Oh Good Grief......

Ha ha Ha Ha Ha.......

Just one point Cappy.... the cut-off for self righting momentum is 2.0....
the lower the number the better the chance of self righting.

CM



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
| Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85
|
| Nordica 30 1.8
|
| This shows that the Coronado is a little less
| likely to capsize than the Nordica.












Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 12:40 AM

removing old names?
 
I was laughing so hard it took me all the way to the capsize ratio before my
tears cleared up enough to focus.

What's even funnier is that with my 3 foot bowsprit the overhangs are even
more than Cappy fiqured... ha Ha Ha

CM


"SkitchNYC" wrote in message
...
| Well, if your correcting, he also got the overhang thing wrong.
|
| Oh Good Grief......
|
| Ha ha Ha Ha Ha.......
|
| Just one point Cappy.... the cut-off for self righting momentum is
2.0....
| the lower the number the better the chance of self righting.
|
| CM
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| | Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85
| |
| | Nordica 30 1.8
| |
| | This shows that the Coronado is a little less
| | likely to capsize than the Nordica.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon July 22nd 03 12:43 AM

removing old names?
 
Five hundredths of a point - BIG DEAL.

I knew I'd not be able to slip that one by you but
note how the brilliant Oz was snookered.

But you forgot one important factor with respect
to self righting. When you have much more sail
area in the water and wet your boat will not self
right as easily as it would if you had less. Sails are
not considered in the above ration.

Therefore, since my boat has smaller sails it will
actually be better at self-righting than your boat.

So there. Blalallalalalalalalalal!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Oh Good Grief......

Ha ha Ha Ha Ha.......

Just one point Cappy.... the cut-off for self righting momentum is 2.0....
the lower the number the better the chance of self righting.

CM



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
| Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85
|
| Nordica 30 1.8
|
| This shows that the Coronado is a little less
| likely to capsize than the Nordica.





Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 01:16 AM

removing old names?
 
The heck you say... I wax my sails.. they float... so there yourself! ;-D

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Five hundredths of a point - BIG DEAL.
|
| I knew I'd not be able to slip that one by you but
| note how the brilliant Oz was snookered.
|
| But you forgot one important factor with respect
| to self righting. When you have much more sail
| area in the water and wet your boat will not self
| right as easily as it would if you had less. Sails are
| not considered in the above ration.
|
| Therefore, since my boat has smaller sails it will
| actually be better at self-righting than your boat.
|
| So there. Blalallalalalalalalalal!
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Oh Good Grief......
|
| Ha ha Ha Ha Ha.......
|
| Just one point Cappy.... the cut-off for self righting momentum is
2.0....
| the lower the number the better the chance of self righting.
|
| CM
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| | Capsize Ratio Coronado 27 1.85
| |
| | Nordica 30 1.8
| |
| | This shows that the Coronado is a little less
| | likely to capsize than the Nordica.
|
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 03:55 AM

removing old names?
 
Ha Ha ha ha...... You Salty Dog You!

CM

"Mike" wrote in message
...
| OOOOOOPS.
| Mike
|
| "Lady Sailor" wrote in message
| ...
| I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
| singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
| boathandling skills of the average woman.
| Your best pal,
| Mike
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.
|
|
| "Mike" wrote in message
| ...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was
| to
| get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to
| deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
| papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
| the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
| Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
| that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd
| want
| to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all
the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me
at
| home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting
in
| my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour
| trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can
sail
| that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
| without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over,
| and
| the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening
| to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
| coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring
at
| a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
| in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my
| "new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|



Mike July 22nd 03 03:57 AM

removing old names?
 
Thanks Katy! Didn't think anyone would actually answer the question!
Mike

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hair dryer and scraper and then Goo-Gone....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





katysails July 22nd 03 04:06 AM

removing old names?
 
OOOOOOPS.
Mike

You going to remove the foot from your mouth first or the one up your backside?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Lady Sailor July 22nd 03 05:25 AM

removing old names?
 
There's no foot up his backside but the foot in his mouth was causing some
concern.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote:

You going to remove the foot from your mouth first or the one up your

backside?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





Lady Sailor July 22nd 03 05:41 AM

removing old names?
 
Guilty as charged...
Mike

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Ha Ha ha ha...... You Salty Dog You!

CM

"Mike" wrote in message
...
| OOOOOOPS.
| Mike
|
| "Lady Sailor" wrote in message
| ...
| I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
| singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
| boathandling skills of the average woman.
| Your best pal,
| Mike
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.
|
|
| "Mike" wrote in message
| ...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way

was
| to
| get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to
| deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
| papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
| the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
| Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
| that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd
| want
| to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all
the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me
at
| home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting
in
| my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two

hour
| trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can
sail
| that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and

wing,
| without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear

over,
| and
| the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening
| to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
| coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring
at
| a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
| in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my
| "new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 12:18 PM

removing old names?
 
Enjoy Life you two... it's supposed to be fun. ;-D

CM



"Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
| There's no foot up his backside but the foot in his mouth was causing some
| concern.
|
| Lady B.
|
| "katysails" wrote:
|
| You going to remove the foot from your mouth first or the one up your
| backside?
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon July 22nd 03 02:25 PM

removing old names?
 

Why on Earth would I be jealous of any vessel that is
too large to be practical?

Not only that but a center cockpit sailboat is a joke.
Talk about catering to women. That's what a center
cockpit is all about. It enables one to walk under the
cockpit to the boudoir from the kitchen. Boats like
this are designed strictly with the little woman in mind.

You embarrass yourself by posting pictures of a
woman's boat because it indicates that you think like
one and probably sail like one. Get out the Favor
wood polish, Michelle, because you're gonna need
it.

Bwwaaaaaah a a h hahhahh!

And, what are you doing using Lady Sailors computer?
I though she dumped you.

"Lady Sailor" wrote in message ...
I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
boathandling skills of the average woman.
Your best pal,
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.


"Mike" wrote in message

...
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was to

get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new documentation

papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before operating

the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from

Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to sail

that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd want

to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me at

home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour

trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can sail

that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,

without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over, and

the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick) listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara

coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment available

in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my "new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com









CANDChelp July 22nd 03 02:28 PM

removing old names?
 
Get out the Favor
wood polish, Michelle, because you're gonna need
it.

Bwhahahahahahaha!!! hahahaha!

RB

Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 02:46 PM

removing old names?
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| Talk about catering to women.

Yeah Cappy... let's talk about that shall we?

CM



Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 03:01 PM

removing old names?
 
You're not just hooked .... you're "gut jigged" on this Cappy.....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
| for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
| just so you could crawl your way back into the life
| of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
| What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
| crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
| boat that would only impress a woman.
|
| You have compromised yourself because you know
| what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
| that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
| Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
| don't grovel, you putz!
|
|
| "Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
| I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
| singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
| boathandling skills of the average woman.
| Your best pal,
| Mike
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.
|
|
| "Mike" wrote in message
| ...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was
to
| get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to
deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
| papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
| the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
| Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
| that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd
want
| to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all
the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me
at
| home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting
in my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour
| trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can
sail
| that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
| without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over,
and
| the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
| coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring
at a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
| in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my
"new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon July 22nd 03 03:12 PM

removing old names?
 
I'm so right-on with respect to this topic that it
even scares me a little. 'Trash' is probably
crying in his instant coffee right now over being
exposed for the browbeaten wimp that he is
showing himself to be.

Lady B. and he certainly make a good couple.
Two losers like peas in a pod. Disgusting!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
You're not just hooked .... you're "gut jigged" on this Cappy.....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
| for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
| just so you could crawl your way back into the life
| of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
| What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
| crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
| boat that would only impress a woman.
|
| You have compromised yourself because you know
| what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
| that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
| Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
| don't grovel, you putz!
|
|
| "Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
| I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
| singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
| boathandling skills of the average woman.
| Your best pal,
| Mike
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.
|
|
| "Mike" wrote in message
| ...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was
to
| get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to
deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
| papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
| the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
| Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
| that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd
want
| to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all
the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me
at
| home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting
in my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour
| trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can
sail
| that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
| without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over,
and
| the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
| coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring
at a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
| in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my
"new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron July 22nd 03 03:57 PM

removing old names?
 
Oh please allow him to set that double anchor in really good.... so he has
tension working against itself.... with any luck..."Mike" will play
along.... let's have some fun at Neal's expense.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
| for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
| just so you could crawl your way back into the life
| of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
| What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
| crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
| boat that would only impress a woman.
|
| You have compromised yourself because you know
| what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
| that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
| Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
| don't grovel, you putz!
|
|
| LOL! Once again you display your superior intellect!
|
| What an idiot!
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|
|



Mike July 22nd 03 05:09 PM

removing old names?
 
Tooooooo easy. I haven't laughed so hard in years!
Mike

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Oh please allow him to set that double anchor in really good.... so he has
tension working against itself.... with any luck..."Mike" will play
along.... let's have some fun at Neal's expense.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
| for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
| just so you could crawl your way back into the life
| of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
| What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
| crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
| boat that would only impress a woman.
|
| You have compromised yourself because you know
| what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
| that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
| Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
| don't grovel, you putz!
|
|
| LOL! Once again you display your superior intellect!
|
| What an idiot!
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|
|





Mike July 22nd 03 05:16 PM

removing old names?
 
Yeah... That's the ticket!
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
just so you could crawl your way back into the life
of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
boat that would only impress a woman.

You have compromised yourself because you know
what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
don't grovel, you putz!


"Lady Sailor" wrote in message

...
I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
boathandling skills of the average woman.
Your best pal,
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.


"Mike" wrote in message

...
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was

to
get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to

deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new

documentation
papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before

operating
the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from

Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to

sail
that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd

want
to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all

the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me

at
home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting

in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour

trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can

sail
that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,

without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over,

and
the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)

listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara

coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring

at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment

available
in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my

"new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com











Simple Simon July 22nd 03 05:51 PM

removing old names?
 


It seems I mixed you up with another Mike. But, it doesn't
matter because everything I said is true about you, too. The
mistake is understandable.

You are no sailor.

At least I'll give the other Mike credit for being a sailor
although he is about as bad as you when it comes to
being pussy whipped because he has low standards
when it comes to courting women.

I can picture the both of you stooping to purchasing
a boat just to impress a woman. It doesn't get any lower
than that as far as betraying the true meaning of sailing,
unfortunately.


"Mike" wrote in message ...
Yeah... That's the ticket!
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
just so you could crawl your way back into the life
of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
boat that would only impress a woman.

You have compromised yourself because you know
what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
don't grovel, you putz!


"Lady Sailor" wrote in message

...
I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
boathandling skills of the average woman.
Your best pal,
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.


"Mike" wrote in message
...
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was

to
get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to

deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new

documentation
papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before

operating
the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to

sail
that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd

want
to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all

the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me

at
home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting

in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour
trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can

sail
that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over,

and
the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)

listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring

at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment

available
in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my

"new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com













Simple Simon July 22nd 03 05:51 PM

removing old names?
 
Bite me!


"Mike" wrote in message ...
Tooooooo easy. I haven't laughed so hard in years!
Mike

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Oh please allow him to set that double anchor in really good.... so he has
tension working against itself.... with any luck..."Mike" will play
along.... let's have some fun at Neal's expense.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
| for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
| just so you could crawl your way back into the life
| of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
| What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
| crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
| boat that would only impress a woman.
|
| You have compromised yourself because you know
| what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
| that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
| Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
| don't grovel, you putz!
|
|
| LOL! Once again you display your superior intellect!
|
| What an idiot!
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|
|







Thom Stewart July 22nd 03 06:23 PM

removing old names?
 
Capt Neal,

I feel a need to butt into this discussion that is a lose, lose
proposition but there is "no fool like an old fool' so hear goes

Barb (Lady Sailor) is probably the woman all foot loose males yearn for.
Relationships without binding commitments. It takes a real man to be
able to handle that. Captain, I don't think you have the mentality for a
woman period. A woman like Lady Sailor, no sir.
You think you have the right of dominance in a relationship and that is
wrong.
Lady Sailor made it thru the tough years with a child, that she raised,
increased her eduction, made her way thru life without a male partner
and did it well. We should be thankful that she found us ASA men
(Sailors) of interest.

She is a damn fine looking female. I mean that in the full meaning of
FEMALE. She really doesn't NEED a man at this time of her life. I said
needs, she does like the company of a man. The male-female thing still
works for her.

Her commitment responsibility has been taught to her by males. From what
I've seen, and it is limited, she can accept man's attitude and give it
back in SPADES.

It's a shame I'm to old for her or I'd be in the chase and willing to
accept the terms. To soon old, to late smart!

By the way Barb, I've explained this to Schooner and he is coming to
terms with it

I need to "Drink to That" and shut the hell up. I should know better
than to use logic where illogic is the road chosen

Ole Thom


Mike July 22nd 03 06:38 PM

removing old names?
 
Nice try, Neal. We're off to Ensenada for the last time before bringing the
boat up in a couple of weeks. We'll be enjoying getting her ready together,
maybe take her out for a quick sea trial, while you sit all alone with your
cat in your dinky little toy boat, on your silly purple naugahide cushions,
trying to imagine what it might be like to have an actual real woman sailor
in your life, or what it might be like to actually go sailing or live aboard
a comfortable, well found, blue water boat.
Mike



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


It seems I mixed you up with another Mike. But, it doesn't
matter because everything I said is true about you, too. The
mistake is understandable.

You are no sailor.

At least I'll give the other Mike credit for being a sailor
although he is about as bad as you when it comes to
being pussy whipped because he has low standards
when it comes to courting women.

I can picture the both of you stooping to purchasing
a boat just to impress a woman. It doesn't get any lower
than that as far as betraying the true meaning of sailing,
unfortunately.


"Mike" wrote in message

...
Yeah... That's the ticket!
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
just so you could crawl your way back into the life
of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
boat that would only impress a woman.

You have compromised yourself because you know
what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
don't grovel, you putz!


"Lady Sailor" wrote in message

...
I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing

or
boathandling skills of the average woman.
Your best pal,
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.


"Mike" wrote in message
...
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way

was
to
get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies

to
deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new

documentation
papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before

operating
the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up

from
Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to

sail
that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think

I'd
want
to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from

all
the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for

me
at
home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always

getting
in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two

hour
trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I

can
sail
that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and

wing,
without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear

over,
and
the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)

listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office

staring
at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment

available
in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off

my
"new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com















Simple Simon July 22nd 03 06:56 PM

removing old names?
 
Watch out for hurricanes. He he! I know something you
don't. Keep an eye on the satellite photos.

http://www.weather.com/maps/maptype/...ite_large.html


"Mike" wrote in message ...
Nice try, Neal. We're off to Ensenada for the last time before bringing the
boat up in a couple of weeks. We'll be enjoying getting her ready together,
maybe take her out for a quick sea trial, while you sit all alone with your
cat in your dinky little toy boat, on your silly purple naugahide cushions,
trying to imagine what it might be like to have an actual real woman sailor
in your life, or what it might be like to actually go sailing or live aboard
a comfortable, well found, blue water boat.
Mike



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


It seems I mixed you up with another Mike. But, it doesn't
matter because everything I said is true about you, too. The
mistake is understandable.

You are no sailor.

At least I'll give the other Mike credit for being a sailor
although he is about as bad as you when it comes to
being pussy whipped because he has low standards
when it comes to courting women.

I can picture the both of you stooping to purchasing
a boat just to impress a woman. It doesn't get any lower
than that as far as betraying the true meaning of sailing,
unfortunately.


"Mike" wrote in message

...
Yeah... That's the ticket!
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
just so you could crawl your way back into the life
of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
boat that would only impress a woman.

You have compromised yourself because you know
what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
don't grovel, you putz!


"Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing

or
boathandling skills of the average woman.
Your best pal,
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.


"Mike" wrote in message
...
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way

was
to
get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies

to
deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up

from
Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think

I'd
want
to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from

all
the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for

me
at
home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always

getting
in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two

hour
trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I

can
sail
that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and

wing,
without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear

over,
and
the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office

staring
at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off

my
"new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

















Lady Sailor July 22nd 03 07:22 PM

removing old names?
 
We most definitely are enjoying life Capt.. Had the 6 & 9 year old
grandkids here for the past 6 days and introduced them to sailing on
Strider, the little Ranger 23, which by the way I greased into the slip
"Under Sail" at the end of the day. Mike gave them a lesson in rowing the
puffer and they had a great time rowing around in the canal behind the
house. Now we are headed for Mexico to enjoy some adult fun striping off
the old name from Arabella's transom.

Life is very, very good!

Lady B.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Enjoy Life you two... it's supposed to be fun. ;-D

CM



"Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
| There's no foot up his backside but the foot in his mouth was causing

some
| concern.
|
| Lady B.
|
| "katysails" wrote:
|
| You going to remove the foot from your mouth first or the one up your
| backside?
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|
|
|





Simple Simon July 22nd 03 07:23 PM

removing old names?
 
You have your opinion of what matters in a woman and
so do I. Our opinions differ greatly but that does not
necessarily mean either of us is wrong.

The attributes I find endearing in a woman are the
following and they are roughly listed in order of
importance.

1) woman must be physically attractive and that means
she must be small ( 5'5") fit, pretty, smell good,
(natural body smell that is and NOT perfume)and loves
to enjoy nature, get dirty, hot and sweaty, and tired
out. Hair must be very short and pubic area must
be bikini waxed on the sides and cropped short else-
where. Any nipple hair must be plucked.
Underarm hair is certainly better than shaved
stubble and irritation. Makeup is prohibited.

2) woman must be very intelligent. Any with IQ less than
120 need not apply. Along with high intelligence woman
must have a great store of common sense.

3) woman cannot ever have had children out of wedlock as
this tells me woman is totally irresponsible and hates
children.

4) woman must defer to the wishes of the man in the relationship
as God directs. This is the only workable situation and no mistake.

5) woman must wish to please her man sexually no matter what
that entails and vice versa. However, it is required that both
the man and woman remain totally monogamous.

6) woman must not nag, disparage, make catty remarks, be a
crybaby or otherwise make her man insecure.

Lady Sailor may be your cup of tea but she is disqualified as
any kind of desirable woman as far as I'm concerned. I doubt
she meets any of the above necessary standards.


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Capt Neal,

I feel a need to butt into this discussion that is a lose, lose
proposition but there is "no fool like an old fool' so hear goes

Barb (Lady Sailor) is probably the woman all foot loose males yearn for.
Relationships without binding commitments. It takes a real man to be
able to handle that. Captain, I don't think you have the mentality for a
woman period. A woman like Lady Sailor, no sir.
You think you have the right of dominance in a relationship and that is
wrong.
Lady Sailor made it thru the tough years with a child, that she raised,
increased her eduction, made her way thru life without a male partner
and did it well. We should be thankful that she found us ASA men
(Sailors) of interest.

She is a damn fine looking female. I mean that in the full meaning of
FEMALE. She really doesn't NEED a man at this time of her life. I said
needs, she does like the company of a man. The male-female thing still
works for her.

Her commitment responsibility has been taught to her by males. From what
I've seen, and it is limited, she can accept man's attitude and give it
back in SPADES.

It's a shame I'm to old for her or I'd be in the chase and willing to
accept the terms. To soon old, to late smart!

By the way Barb, I've explained this to Schooner and he is coming to
terms with it

I need to "Drink to That" and shut the hell up. I should know better
than to use logic where illogic is the road chosen

Ole Thom





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