Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I'm beginning to lose all faith in the possibility of inducing Jon to
reply
with his brain engaged. He has claimed a 162 IQ yet has shown a flagrant
refusal to employ his supposed superior intellect. It casts doubt on his
abilities and offers Bob the venue of merely remaining silent while Ganz
hangs himself time and again with his own ill thought replies.

I here by officially abandon my efforts to coach Jon.... the constant
chore
of beating my head against a stone wall is interfering with my drinking.

Good Luck Ganz...

CM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
| I give up. Let no-one claim I didn't at least try.
|
| FT
|
| Jonathan Ganz wrote:
|
| In bob's case that wouldn't be possible anyway.
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
| Jon, please...try to ignore what's right in front of you, and
| think, instead, of turning the connection between "lard" and
| "drip" into a connection with "drip" and something else. You
| know? "A is to B as B is to C but C and A normally appear totally
| unrelated". Then, simply find a "B" that means both "B" and "C",
| depending on context. It is the surprise juxtaposition of "A" and
| "C" that brightens the day. You do not need turds for a pungent
| repsonse.
|
| FT
|
| Jonathan Ganz wrote:
|
| Yeh, but the analogy doesn't fit. If you take away the lard,
| you'd be left with a turd.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Jon... notice the graceful arc of the blade.... the subtle
unexpected
| strike.... so swift and surgical as to not mar the blade edge
with
| blood..... blood is drawn yet the victim is only critically
wounded.
| That, Ganz is a true display of the mastery in the art form of
the
NG
| Ginshu
| Ninja....
|
| CM
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
|
| | Ignore those who would blind you with science, for the answer
is
| | obvious: take away all the lard and you'll still be left with
a
| | drip.
|
|

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

| Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!

.... a destination you have no hope of attaining.

Unfortunately....

CM

Even if I keep drinking?

Now I'm disappointed.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

| Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!

... a destination you have no hope of attaining.

Unfortunately....

CM

Jonathan.... no matter how many of those "California Coolers" you suck
back..... the best you can hope for is Drunk and Witless.

Don't be disappointed.... accept your limitations... we have come to terms
with your lack of abilities. It's time to move on.


CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Even if I keep drinking?
|
| Now I'm disappointed.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
|
| | Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!
|
| ... a destination you have no hope of attaining.
|
| Unfortunately....
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

Of course, compared to you, the local town drunk must
appear clean and sober. I think it is you who has come
to terms with your lack of abilities not I.

Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Jonathan.... no matter how many of those "California Coolers" you suck
back..... the best you can hope for is Drunk and Witless.

Don't be disappointed.... accept your limitations... we have come to
terms
with your lack of abilities. It's time to move on.


CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Even if I keep drinking?
|
| Now I'm disappointed.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
|
| | Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!
|
| ... a destination you have no hope of attaining.
|
| Unfortunately....
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| Of course, compared to you, the local town drunk must
| appear clean and sober.

I take it you took time and thought to compile that reply.... it's amazing
how little you can accomplish Jon... even when given sufficient time.


I think it is you who has come
| to terms with your lack of abilities not I.

Ah.. Yes.... one half witted stab and you are forced to revert to school
yard rebuttals.

|
| Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?

Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made plain
and visible. Unrequited lust??

CM

You're the one who is intent on moving on some guy.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| Of course, compared to you, the local town drunk must
| appear clean and sober.

I take it you took time and thought to compile that reply.... it's
amazing
how little you can accomplish Jon... even when given sufficient time.


I think it is you who has come
| to terms with your lack of abilities not I.

Ah.. Yes.... one half witted stab and you are forced to revert to school
yard rebuttals.

|
| Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?

Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made plain
and visible. Unrequited lust??

CM