That's no doubt because the inmates at ADA have nothing to teach...

CM



"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| But you won't

It is a short transition from no 1 can teach/show me anything to qualifying
as a Class 1/Grade A Loon/Kook IMHO.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
That's no doubt because the inmates at ADA have nothing to teach...

CM



"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| But you won't

Not when a qualifier is utilized specifying a mentally challenged, paranoid
sub group with the collective IQ of a carrot.

Let me ask you Ralph... are you capable of typing coherent sentences or will
we be forced to decipher your pre-teen, chat room type spelling? It really
suggests an arrested development in basic grammar. I know it may seem really
"kewl" now and you are probably under the assumption it alludes to some
tenure and experience on the web... but in years to come everyone will
laugh about it.... at your expense.

CM



"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| It is a short transition from no 1 can teach/show me anything to
qualifying
| as a Class 1/Grade A Loon/Kook IMHO.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Not when a qualifier is utilized specifying a mentally challenged,
paranoid
sub group with the collective IQ of a carrot.

Let me ask you Ralph... are you capable of typing coherent sentences or
will
we be forced to decipher your pre-teen, chat room type spelling? It really
suggests an arrested development in basic grammar. I know it may seem
really
"kewl" now and you are probably under the assumption it alludes to some
tenure and experience on the web... but in years to come everyone will
laugh about it.... at your expense.

But the thing is, Ralph has more class in his little finger than you have in
your whole trailer park.
With your gift for garrulousness, why have you never amounted to anything,
Mister Gasbag?

"JustaCowboy" wrote in message

| But the thing is, Ralph has more class in his little finger than you have
in
| your whole trailer park.
| With your gift for garrulousness, why have you never amounted to anything,
| Mister Gasbag?

Oh My..... look it's Ralph's lap dancer coming to his aid. Please tell me
this isn't the best you can offer in retaliation. Ralph was performing below
average before you arrived ... but now I see I'll have to lower the bar of
expectation.

Ah... I see your ploy now Justa.... by lowering my expectations you have
raised Ralph to a level he could not attain on his own. Amazing!!! Your
actions indicate a sense of co-operation, sacrifice and altruism... it's
amazing what a lobotomy can achieve! Bravo.

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"JustaCowboy" wrote in message

| But the thing is, Ralph has more class in his little finger than you
| have
in
| your whole trailer park.
| With your gift for garrulousness, why have you never amounted to
| anything, Mister Gasbag?

Oh My..... look it's Ralph's lap dancer coming to his aid. Please
tell me this isn't the best you can offer in retaliation.

Why, you askeered?

Bertie

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"JustaCowboy" wrote in message

| But the thing is, Ralph has more class in his little finger than you
have
in
| your whole trailer park.
| With your gift for garrulousness, why have you never amounted to
anything,
| Mister Gasbag?

Oh My..... look it's Ralph's lap dancer coming to his aid. Please tell me
this isn't the best you can offer in retaliation. Ralph was performing
below
average before you arrived ... but now I see I'll have to lower the bar of
expectation.

Ah... I see your ploy now Justa.... by lowering my expectations you have
raised Ralph to a level he could not attain on his own. Amazing!!! Your
actions indicate a sense of co-operation, sacrifice and altruism... it's
amazing what a lobotomy can achieve! Bravo.

Yeah, brilliantly played. Now go away.

Gasbag. Now that;s the first time you've drawn blood on Mooron. He has
been passing the gas lately. Probably some road kill he
ate/drank/smoked/slept with.

"JustaCowboy" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Not when a qualifier is utilized specifying a mentally challenged,
paranoid
sub group with the collective IQ of a carrot.

Let me ask you Ralph... are you capable of typing coherent sentences
or
will
we be forced to decipher your pre-teen, chat room type spelling? It
really
suggests an arrested development in basic grammar. I know it may
seem
really
"kewl" now and you are probably under the assumption it alludes to
some
tenure and experience on the web... but in years to come everyone
will
laugh about it.... at your expense.

But the thing is, Ralph has more class in his little finger than you
have in
your whole trailer park.
With your gift for garrulousness, why have you never amounted to
anything,
Mister Gasbag?

On Wed, 23 Jul 2003 12:26:27 -0700, "JustaCowboy"
wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Not when a qualifier is utilized specifying a mentally challenged,
paranoid
sub group with the collective IQ of a carrot.

Let me ask you Ralph... are you capable of typing coherent sentences or
will
we be forced to decipher your pre-teen, chat room type spelling? It really
suggests an arrested development in basic grammar. I know it may seem
really
"kewl" now and you are probably under the assumption it alludes to some
tenure and experience on the web... but in years to come everyone will
laugh about it.... at your expense.

But the thing is, Ralph has more class in his little finger than you have in
your whole trailer park.

If he really had any class, let alone talent and/or practical ability,
he wouldn't attempt to impress people by putting a string of letters
after his name. This is usenet, nobody but the feeble minded is going
to be impressed by claimed expertise based on some training.

Then again, I suppose that ADA fits the bill perfectly.

With your gift for garrulousness, why have you never amounted to anything,
Mister Gasbag?

Heh. Any *your* life qualifications, experience and skills are.....
what? From the post, I'd be surprised if you've made it off the back
griller of MacDonalds yet. Never mind, you can aspire to be manager
eventually. Once you master flipping the burgers when the timer goes
off.

Peter Wiley

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
| Heh. Any *your* life qualifications, experience and skills are.....
| what? From the post, I'd be surprised if you've made it off the back
| griller of MacDonalds yet. Never mind, you can aspire to be manager
| eventually. Once you master flipping the burgers when the timer goes
| off.

Well done Peter.... and the only thing I might add to kick the cat is...
DING! The Fries are Done.

CM