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Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 03:51 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
m:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
m:

If/when you get tired of playing"Self Described Big Fish" in a
"Small Puddle"

It's that puddle I'd be worried about.

Bertie

Hydroplaning has been the cause of some discussion ADA. For his sake I
hope "That Puddle" is not on a Taxi or Ry .


I was kinda hoping it wasn't on the floor around his Buster Browns.

bertie

Subscribe.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Flying Tadpole July 25th 03 03:54 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 


JL Grasso wrote:

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 12:17:32 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in inverted
commas!

Punctuation lames? That what the standard is over in ASA?

Jerry

Apparently from the sound of things, when not critiquing the knots of boats
tied to the Quay/Dock, spelling/grammar/punctuation "Lames" are the "Topic
DeJour".


Are you always this indecisive/alternative/responsive?


Yes/no/maybe.

Jerry

Touche. Excuse me while I leave for a band-aid.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Peter Wiley July 25th 03 04:04 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type


Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in inverted
commas!


Not only that, the man's too thick to even match up the number of
quotes.


Peter Wiley July 25th 03 04:12 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 01:51:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Donal" wrote in
:
Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.

Yes, it would appear that I'm completely useless.

Are you trying to bore us into ignoring you?


He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".


Ralphie, endless one-liners on the lines of "stupid c***" are
obviously acceptable in ADA. This is understandable, given the samples
of x-posts we've seen here that illuminate (using the term in its most
generous sense) what passes for intellect and repartee there. One must
make allowances for people who can't score more than 80 in an online
IQ test.

You guys are happy debating with your intellectual equals (after all,
zero equals zero) in your little dried-up pond on Usenet. That's fine.
ASA has higher standards of wit, repartee, spelling and grammar. If
you want to be taken seriously around here, lift your game!

Otherwise, a bit of Usenet evolution - you end up in the killfile
along with the rest of the pond scum of the gene pool, alongside
Bertie, Jax and Bob****.

Peter Wiley

Peter Wiley July 25th 03 04:15 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:00:35 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I didn't realize there was a limit on Bunyips... they seem to bite at
anything.

anything that looks tasty, sure.



"anything that looks tasty, sure" must surely rank as one of the weakest,
most limp wristed, effeminate responses that I have ever seen!

That wouldn't even raise an eyebrow in alt.vicars.teaparty.

If you consident the ADA group to be so beneath your "Capabilities, why
don't you join Capt Mooron & return/stay in a group you deem worthy of your
skills.

Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.


Are you, perhaps, a little bit out of your depth?

Are you not slightly confused as to where you are. Capt Mooron is more
likely to be familar with the subject of "Depth". Altitude/or lack of is the
general/major issue of concern to those who frequent ADA. Prehaps it would
behove you to return to your "Tea Party" before you drown or become
aflicted/disoriented due altitude sickness/Oxygen Depravation.


Sorry, ASA regulars are experts in depravity. Next time at least get
the spelling right.

Peter Wiley

Bertie the Bunyip July 25th 03 04:31 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
(Peter Wiley) wrote in
:

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 01:51:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Donal" wrote in
:
Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much
about your skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.

Yes, it would appear that I'm completely useless.

Are you trying to bore us into ignoring you?

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".


Ralphie, endless one-liners on the lines of "stupid c***" are
obviously acceptable in ADA.


absolutely.

And someday, Godwilling, they will be in your place too.

Fjuckwit.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip July 25th 03 04:32 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
(Peter Wiley) wrote in
:

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:00:35 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I didn't realize there was a limit on Bunyips... they seem to
bite at anything.

anything that looks tasty, sure.



"anything that looks tasty, sure" must surely rank as one of the
weakest, most limp wristed, effeminate responses that I have ever
seen!

That wouldn't even raise an eyebrow in alt.vicars.teaparty.

If you consident the ADA group to be so beneath your "Capabilities,
why don't you join Capt Mooron & return/stay in a group you deem
worthy of your skills.

Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about
your skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.


Are you, perhaps, a little bit out of your depth?

Are you not slightly confused as to where you are. Capt Mooron is more
likely to be familar with the subject of "Depth". Altitude/or lack of
is the general/major issue of concern to those who frequent ADA.
Prehaps it would behove you to return to your "Tea Party" before you
drown or become aflicted/disoriented due altitude sickness/Oxygen
Depravation.


Sorry, ASA regulars are experts in depravity. Next time at least get
the spelling right.


Aww, spelling lames!

How kewt!

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip July 25th 03 04:34 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
m:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
m:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
m:

If/when you get tired of playing"Self Described Big Fish" in a
"Small Puddle"

It's that puddle I'd be worried about.

Bertie

Hydroplaning has been the cause of some discussion ADA. For his sake I
hope "That Puddle" is not on a Taxi or Ry .


I was kinda hoping it wasn't on the floor around his Buster Browns.

bertie

Subscribe.


I agree with this post.

bertie

Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 05:14 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
JL Grasso wrote in
:

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 12:24:55 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



JL Grasso wrote:

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 12:17:32 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my
killfile for just that reason. Why waste time reading lame
one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in
inverted commas!

Punctuation lames? That what the standard is over in ASA?

Jerry

Apparently from the sound of things, when not critiquing the
knots of boats tied to the Quay/Dock,
spelling/grammar/punctuation "Lames" are the "Topic DeJour".

Are you always this indecisive/alternative/responsive?

Yes/no/maybe.

Jerry
Touche. Excuse me while I leave for a band-aid.


What, no capitalizing of trademark names over there? For shame!


Snort!

bertie

I wonder what the opinion of Capt Mooron & associates regarding the vessel,
which is the subject of: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3094795.stm
might be.

IMHO this is the most creative attempt I have seen/heard of to get from Cuba
To Fla.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 05:25 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile

for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in inverted
commas!

Punctuation lames? That what the standard is over in ASA?

Jerry

Apparently from the sound of things, when not critiquing the knots of

boats
tied to the Quay/Dock, spelling/grammar/punctuation "Lames" are the

"Topic
DeJour".


Are you always this indecisive/alternative/responsive?
--
Flying Tadpole

When discussing the group in question, is possible to make a Hard/Fast
Statement regarding it, other than to expect indecisive &/or alternative
responses that may vary with the wind/tide.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Madam Vinyl July 25th 03 05:42 AM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote


Oh my God! Less than 24 hours before you went from shooting me to

taking
me
for a ride on your boat!


I was shooting you? You'd be dead then.


No way, I'm too sweet and innocent....



I'm impressed! Is this my skills or is this YOU?


ME.


Whew! I feel better now...


You wife *is* coming with us, right?


Maybe, maybe not. Does it matter?


Well, wouldn't she want to keep tabs on you? I mean, after all,....

MV




The only pic I have of her is on land.
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/364369.jpg


Very nice boat!


Thank you, I like her.



Scott Vernon
Plowville PA __/)__/)__


Is that where you boat is docked?


NO. Where I reside.


Scotty, let the show begin..........





Madam Vinyl July 25th 03 05:56 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

MV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Fia Poko Onga Kia... Oufa!
| Kefe!
|
|
| Nohter meltdown here.
|
| We're going to need more beer.

Good Gawd Bertie.... it's Samoan!

A literal translation would be - Eat me **** for brains! Asshole! Kefe

is
a little harder to translate but a rough description is a very derogatory
term like dip**** or ****wad ... some such thing.

Nonehteless it was intended as a jab due to MC taking a holiday in

Tonga...
the closet language I'm familiar with is Samoan.

CM





Madam Vinyl July 25th 03 06:00 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Okay... I bet none of you lame trollers here can get that many responses
from the Bunyip!!!!


Well, I have about 20,000 posts in my honor. :)

I bet you couldn't match it in a hundred years. LOL!


MV (giving sailing lessons, Captain?)



Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 06:31 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 01:51:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Donal" wrote in
:
Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about

your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.

Yes, it would appear that I'm completely useless.

Are you trying to bore us into ignoring you?

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".


Ralphie, endless one-liners on the lines of "stupid c***" are
obviously acceptable in ADA. This is understandable, given the samples
of x-posts we've seen here that illuminate (using the term in its most
generous sense) what passes for intellect and repartee there. One must
make allowances for people who can't score more than 80 in an online
IQ test.

You guys are happy debating with your intellectual equals (after all,
zero equals zero) in your little dried-up pond on Usenet. That's fine.
ASA has higher standards of wit, repartee, spelling and grammar. If
you want to be taken seriously around here, lift your game!

Otherwise, a bit of Usenet evolution - you end up in the killfile
along with the rest of the pond scum of the gene pool, alongside
Bertie, Jax and Bob****.

Peter Wiley

Am I the 1 that responds in the manner described? Capt Mooron issued the
invitation to this party. IRC there was nothing in the RSVP regarding
standards of wit, repartee, spelling, grammar, Etc., other than implied by
an initial response between Capt Mooron regarding "Turning up the heat in
the kitchen", in response to;"If you can't stand the heat, don't get in the
kitchen", plus the penchant for "Top Posting" by the sailing group.

When I accepted the "Invitation", it was my intention to "See it Through"
irrespective of how hot it got.

Capt Mooron has chosen to withdraw from the kitchen, the Flying Tadpole has
excused himself to get some "Band-Aids" to deal with his wounds. The
departure of these 2 has reduced the heat level to only that of
spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames from you

It is a sad state of affairs to be invited to a party thrown by another
group, which then quit early.


Whether you were invited to the party or crashed it is irrelevant. If you
choose not to stay, leave quietly so as not to make a scene/fool of yourself
or embarrass your group.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 06:31 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:00:35 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I didn't realize there was a limit on Bunyips... they seem to bite

at
anything.

anything that looks tasty, sure.



"anything that looks tasty, sure" must surely rank as one of the

weakest,
most limp wristed, effeminate responses that I have ever seen!

That wouldn't even raise an eyebrow in alt.vicars.teaparty.

If you consident the ADA group to be so beneath your "Capabilities, why
don't you join Capt Mooron & return/stay in a group you deem worthy of

your
skills.

Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.


Are you, perhaps, a little bit out of your depth?

Are you not slightly confused as to where you are. Capt Mooron is more
likely to be familar with the subject of "Depth". Altitude/or lack of is

the
general/major issue of concern to those who frequent ADA. Prehaps it

would
behove you to return to your "Tea Party" before you drown or become
aflicted/disoriented due altitude sickness/Oxygen Depravation.


Sorry, ASA regulars are experts in depravity. Next time at least get
the spelling right.

Peter Wiley

Please put your peanut brain in gear, before opening your "Whale Shark
Mouth". If you had done so, then considered the context of the comment above
you would realize in the context above, "Depravation" is the correct word,
spelled correctly.

If you had stayed with spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames it would not have
been worth while to respond. But such a "Blatant Context Gaff", as you made
above cannot be ignored.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Flying Tadpole July 25th 03 07:50 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 


Madam Vinyl wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I attribute Ralph's improvement to my "Tough Love" approach! ;-D

CM


Hehehee. Well, I had a talk with him...

MV


I trust you're not lending him any more inverted commas or
slashes.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Peter Wiley July 25th 03 08:37 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 04:32:59 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in inverted
commas!


Not only that, the man's too thick to even match up the number of
quotes.

Yes P.W., there are always "Grammar Lames", when you can respond in no other
way. I personally will not respond, rather than resort to
spelling/grammar/punctuation Lame/s in response.


Ah. That explains why you responded to my post......

Horvath July 25th 03 11:59 AM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 
On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 19:59:28 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:



OE 6 works great. It is not a software problem.


OE is garbage. I suspect that you've never used a good newsreader.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Simple Simon July 25th 03 01:47 PM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 
Never needed anything else because OE6 has no faults.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 19:59:28 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:



OE 6 works great. It is not a software problem.


OE is garbage. I suspect that you've never used a good newsreader.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!




Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 02:07 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:49:34 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:


"JL Grasso" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile

for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in inverted
commas!

Punctuation lames? That what the standard is over in ASA?

Jerry

Apparently from the sound of things, when not critiquing the knots of

boats
tied to the Quay/Dock, spelling/grammar/punctuation "Lames" are the

"Topic
DeJour".


Well, at least they're exclusive ****wits!

Jerry

Subscribe.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 02:43 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message

| Heheee. You really aren't this good in real life, are you?


Better..... I throttle down before posting with a half bottle of Overproof
Rum.

CM



Flying Tadpole July 25th 03 02:51 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

Madam Vinyl wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
|
| | Why, you askeered?
|
| Should I be???
|
|
| If I was you I would be.

Well heck.. if I was you I'd be more than "askeered".... I'd be poppin'
lithium and tranqs to destabilize myself sufficiently to post worthless

two
word replies at the end of a post disguised as a novel.

Don't Worry... Be Happy!

CM



Heheee. You really aren't this good in real life, are you?

MV


Madam Vinyl through the usenet trails her many coats:
It's Mooron she's ensnaring, for she flirts before she floats.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 02:57 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message
. ..
| Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

I know... and I'm comfortable with that.

CM



Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 02:58 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message

| And what was it that you did for *my* attention?

I behaved like a cunning linguist.....

CM



Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 03:00 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message

| MV (giving sailing lessons, Captain?)

Yes... but I'm stern and insist on bondage and spankings when female crew
disobey.

CM



Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 04:22 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 05:31:36 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:00:35 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I didn't realize there was a limit on Bunyips... they seem to

bite
at
anything.

anything that looks tasty, sure.



"anything that looks tasty, sure" must surely rank as one of the

weakest,
most limp wristed, effeminate responses that I have ever seen!

That wouldn't even raise an eyebrow in alt.vicars.teaparty.

If you consident the ADA group to be so beneath your "Capabilities,

why
don't you join Capt Mooron & return/stay in a group you deem worthy of

your
skills.

Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about

your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.


Are you, perhaps, a little bit out of your depth?

Are you not slightly confused as to where you are. Capt Mooron is more
likely to be familar with the subject of "Depth". Altitude/or lack of

is
the
general/major issue of concern to those who frequent ADA. Prehaps it

would
behove you to return to your "Tea Party" before you drown or become
aflicted/disoriented due altitude sickness/Oxygen Depravation.

Sorry, ASA regulars are experts in depravity. Next time at least get
the spelling right.

Peter Wiley

Please put your peanut brain in gear, before opening your "Whale Shark
Mouth". If you had done so, then considered the context of the comment

above
you would realize in the context above, "Depravation" is the correct

word,
spelled correctly.

If you had stayed with spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames it would not

have
been worth while to respond. But such a "Blatant Context Gaff", as you

made
above cannot be ignored.


Umm, Ralphie, a gaff is a spar on a ship. That's almost on topic for
ASA, but given your atrocious spelling, I'm sure it was only
accidental.

Taddy is our resident expert on gaffs.

BTW: http://machaut.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/...RD=depravation

Depravation (Page: 394)
Dep`ra*va"tion (?), n. [L. depravitio, from deprava cf. F.
dépravation. See Deprave.]

1. Detraction; depreciation. [Obs.]

To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme, For depravation. Shak.
2. The act of depraving, or making anything bad; the act of
corrupting.

3. The state of being depraved or degenerated; degeneracy; depravity.

The depravation of his moral character destroyed his judgment. Sir G.
C. Lewis.
4. (Med.) Change for the worse; deterioration; morbid perversion. Syn.
-- Depravity; corruption. See Depravity.

---------------------------------------------------------

Your mentally deficient psyche may be able to relate this to oxygen in
some wierd way, but most people who can understand context would have
assumed oxygen *deprivation*. I'll leave it as an exercise for you to
improve your sadly lacking education as to the difference in meaning
between depravation and deprivation.

Great foot shot, though.

Peter Wiley

Common indicators of the slow onset of "Hypoxia/Altitude Sickness" include
but are not limited to "Tunnel Vision" followed by an increasing sense of
"Euphoria" accompanied by diminished though processing capacity/diminished
cogitative abilities.

Taken in context of the above indicators Oxygen Depravation is the more
"context descriptive term" for the condition leading to "Hypoxia/Altitude
Sickness".

It is also more common in everyday usage in flight training activities or
among medical personnel dealing with treating those who are borderline
Hypoxic due respiratory afflictions.

There are also some known to practice intentionally limiting their oxygen
intake by being choked to near or passing out as a sexual stimuli/enhancer.

Considering your response above, perhaps you were borderline "Hypoxic", from
cause/reason as you responded to my post.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type




Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 04:57 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
True enough... but I'm drunk.

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Ganz... you just cross posted!!
|
| So did you!
|
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | Could you please stop cross-posting. I don't see the
| | connection to alt.sailing.asa.
| |
| | "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| | m...
| | Sometimes it takes awhile/quite a bit of space, to make things
| | Simple Enough" for some to understand.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Very _good_, Ralph! Not an inverted comma in sight! Now all you
| | have to do is work a little bit more on that unfortunate slashing
| | habit of yours.
| |
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | Do you beat your wife/husband/significant other once a week for
| | good
| | measure
| | or abuse he/she/it on a regular basis?
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Ah, Ralph Nessbit, the worlds leading professional slasher
| | type, I just _love_ that accent. Do you hold your hands
| | above your head and wiggle your fingers for exclamation marks
| | while describing your qualifications to your drinking
| | buddies?
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | You comment "if one searched in the right direction..."
| | requires
| | a
| | "Heading" to be useful. A little searching in the right
| direction
| | should
| | satisfy your curiosity, if you have any.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in
| | message ...
| | Oh god. This is even worse than Danny Taddei's "Worship
| | me" tirades, except that Danny Taddei's claims to fame
| | and fortune could be easily supported if one searched in
| | the right direction...
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | snip
| |
| | Over my ~40 years FD/CFR/ARFF experience, I have
| | encountered
| | more
| | than a
| | few
| | that considered me "Not Cognizant" of my proper place,
| | when
| | dealing
| | with
| | such esteemed personages as themselves. These
| | personages
| | generally
| | have
| | fallen into 3 groups; Lawyers, Politicians, & Lawyers
| | turned
| | politicians. It
| | has been my experience/learned most who populate these
| groups,
| | or
| | have
| | similar attitudes could best be described as "Fair
| | Weather
| | Sailors".
| |
| | Is it not wise to keep your "scuppers clean/clear of
| | obstruction" &
| | "minimize the amount of material in/keep your bilge
| | clean"?
| At
| | 6'8',
| | 280
| | pounds I doubt I would fit in your "scuppers".
| | Considering
| my
| | size,
| | I
| | would
| | more than likely create "Trim Problems" if carried in
| | your
| | "Bilge".
| |
| | By the way in my younger US Navy days, I did fight
| | several
| | fires
| | resulting
| | from not cleaning/clearing "Bilges", to say nothing of
| | retrieving
| | several
| | "Fair Weather Sailors" & their boats.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 05:13 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 01:51:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Donal" wrote in
:
Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much

about
your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.

Yes, it would appear that I'm completely useless.

Are you trying to bore us into ignoring you?

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile

for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".

Ralphie, endless one-liners on the lines of "stupid c***" are
obviously acceptable in ADA. This is understandable, given the samples
of x-posts we've seen here that illuminate (using the term in its most
generous sense) what passes for intellect and repartee there. One must
make allowances for people who can't score more than 80 in an online
IQ test.

You guys are happy debating with your intellectual equals (after all,
zero equals zero) in your little dried-up pond on Usenet. That's fine.
ASA has higher standards of wit, repartee, spelling and grammar. If
you want to be taken seriously around here, lift your game!

Otherwise, a bit of Usenet evolution - you end up in the killfile
along with the rest of the pond scum of the gene pool, alongside
Bertie, Jax and Bob****.

Peter Wiley

Am I the 1 that responds in the manner described? Capt Mooron issued the
invitation to this party. IRC there was nothing in the RSVP regarding
standards of wit, repartee, spelling, grammar, Etc., other than implied

by
an initial response between Capt Mooron regarding "Turning up the heat

in
the kitchen", in response to;"If you can't stand the heat, don't get in

the
kitchen", plus the penchant for "Top Posting" by the sailing group.

When I accepted the "Invitation", it was my intention to "See it

Through"
irrespective of how hot it got.

Capt Mooron has chosen to withdraw from the kitchen, the Flying Tadpole

has
excused himself to get some "Band-Aids" to deal with his wounds. The
departure of these 2 has reduced the heat level to only that of
spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames from you

It is a sad state of affairs to be invited to a party thrown by another
group, which then quit early.

Whether you were invited to the party or crashed it is irrelevant. If

you
choose not to stay, leave quietly so as not to make a scene/fool of

yourself
or embarrass your group.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type


Why Ralphie! Do you always take credit for any prick which might
bleed a little?

It is not uncommon for "Mortal Wounds" to bleed less than a "Prick from a
Briar".

Considering the "warnings &/or volumous declarations" from Capt Mooron, at
the begining of this party, regarding the skills/capabilities of your group.
Your query above is more indicative of the level of the skills &/or
capabilities encountered once the engagement was joined IMHO.

Prehaps he quickly realized the actual skills/capabilities level of your
group as compared to ADA. Could this realization be why he so graciously
withdrew, leaveing the rest of you to your fate.

If I as/were a Tadpole, flying or otherwise, being a ~ semi-jellied
creature, were invited to a party by a cohort/fellow traveler. Then
abondended to be boiled/dehydrated/roasted/burned to a crisp as the heat
rose above the level I could comfortably tolerate, much less exist. I would
be upset. Then again prehaps Tadpoles, especially "Flying Tadpoles" do not
have the cognitave capacity/abilities to recognize when they are beeing/have
been "Set Up".

The good Capt Mooron posted several times regading having no fellow
associates or interest in having any, plus disdain for assorted
things/activities. Would the Good Capt Mooron now be sitting safely on the
side Laughing/Snikering as the Heat increases?
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
--
Flying Tadpole

Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Donal July 25th 03 05:24 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Why Ralphie! Do you always take credit for any prick which might
bleed a little?

It is not uncommon for "Mortal Wounds" to bleed less than a "Prick from a
Briar".

Considering the "warnings &/or volumous declarations" from Capt Mooron, at
the begining of this party, regarding the skills/capabilities of your

group.
Your query above is more indicative of the level of the skills &/or
capabilities encountered once the engagement was joined IMHO.

Prehaps he quickly realized the actual skills/capabilities level of your
group as compared to ADA. Could this realization be why he so graciously
withdrew, leaveing the rest of you to your fate.

If I as/were a Tadpole, flying or otherwise, being a ~ semi-jellied
creature, were invited to a party by a cohort/fellow traveler. Then
abondended to be boiled/dehydrated/roasted/burned to a crisp as the heat
rose above the level I could comfortably tolerate, much less exist. I

would
be upset. Then again prehaps Tadpoles, especially "Flying Tadpoles" do not
have the cognitave capacity/abilities to recognize when they are

beeing/have
been "Set Up".

The good Capt Mooron posted several times regading having no fellow
associates or interest in having any, plus disdain for assorted
things/activities. Would the Good Capt Mooron now be sitting safely on the
side Laughing/Snikering as the Heat increases?
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type


Ralph, your words do not represent heat.

You should face the fact that you simply bored Mooron.


Regards


Donal
--



Jonathan Ganz July 25th 03 05:27 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
I don't respond to his cross posts, since I've plonked him
long ago. I suggest you refrain. He just pollutes newsgroups
and offers nothing, not even entertainment value such as bob.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
True enough... but I'm drunk.

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Ganz... you just cross posted!!
|
| So did you!
|
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | Could you please stop cross-posting. I don't see the
| | connection to alt.sailing.asa.
| |
| | "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| | m...
| | Sometimes it takes awhile/quite a bit of space, to make things
| | Simple Enough" for some to understand.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Very _good_, Ralph! Not an inverted comma in sight! Now all you
| | have to do is work a little bit more on that unfortunate slashing
| | habit of yours.
| |
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | Do you beat your wife/husband/significant other once a week for
| | good
| | measure
| | or abuse he/she/it on a regular basis?
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Ah, Ralph Nessbit, the worlds leading professional slasher
| | type, I just _love_ that accent. Do you hold your hands
| | above your head and wiggle your fingers for exclamation marks
| | while describing your qualifications to your drinking
| | buddies?
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | You comment "if one searched in the right direction..."
| | requires
| | a
| | "Heading" to be useful. A little searching in the right
| direction
| | should
| | satisfy your curiosity, if you have any.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in
| | message ...
| | Oh god. This is even worse than Danny Taddei's "Worship
| | me" tirades, except that Danny Taddei's claims to fame
| | and fortune could be easily supported if one searched in
| | the right direction...
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | snip
| |
| | Over my ~40 years FD/CFR/ARFF experience, I have
| | encountered
| | more
| | than a
| | few
| | that considered me "Not Cognizant" of my proper place,
| | when
| | dealing
| | with
| | such esteemed personages as themselves. These
| | personages
| | generally
| | have
| | fallen into 3 groups; Lawyers, Politicians, & Lawyers
| | turned
| | politicians. It
| | has been my experience/learned most who populate these
| groups,
| | or
| | have
| | similar attitudes could best be described as "Fair
| | Weather
| | Sailors".
| |
| | Is it not wise to keep your "scuppers clean/clear of
| | obstruction" &
| | "minimize the amount of material in/keep your bilge
| | clean"?
| At
| | 6'8',
| | 280
| | pounds I doubt I would fit in your "scuppers".
| | Considering
| my
| | size,
| | I
| | would
| | more than likely create "Trim Problems" if carried in
| | your
| | "Bilge".
| |
| | By the way in my younger US Navy days, I did fight
| | several
| | fires
| | resulting
| | from not cleaning/clearing "Bilges", to say nothing of
| | retrieving
| | several
| | "Fair Weather Sailors" & their boats.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|





CANDChelp July 25th 03 06:01 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Ganz... you just cross dressed


It's friday.


RB

Ralph Nesbitt July 25th 03 06:33 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
The good Capt Mooron issued a RSVP invitation to the ADA regulars.

Is your comment/request on behalf/at the behest of the Good Capt Mooron.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Could you please stop cross-posting. I don't see the
connection to alt.sailing.asa.

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
m...
Sometimes it takes awhile/quite a bit of space, to make things Simple
Enough" for some to understand.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Very _good_, Ralph! Not an inverted comma in sight! Now all you
have to do is work a little bit more on that unfortunate slashing
habit of yours.

Flying Tadpole


Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

Do you beat your wife/husband/significant other once a week for good

measure
or abuse he/she/it on a regular basis?
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Ah, Ralph Nessbit, the worlds leading professional slasher type,
I just _love_ that accent. Do you hold your hands above your
head and wiggle your fingers for exclamation marks while
describing your qualifications to your drinking buddies?

Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

You comment "if one searched in the right direction..."

requires
a
"Heading" to be useful. A little searching in the right

direction
should
satisfy your curiosity, if you have any.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh god. This is even worse than Danny Taddei's "Worship me"
tirades, except that Danny Taddei's claims to fame and fortune
could be easily supported if one searched in the right
direction...

Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

snip

Over my ~40 years FD/CFR/ARFF experience, I have encountered

more
than a
few
that considered me "Not Cognizant" of my proper place, when

dealing
with
such esteemed personages as themselves. These personages

generally
have
fallen into 3 groups; Lawyers, Politicians, & Lawyers turned
politicians. It
has been my experience/learned most who populate these

groups,
or
have
similar attitudes could best be described as "Fair Weather

Sailors".

Is it not wise to keep your "scuppers clean/clear of

obstruction" &
"minimize the amount of material in/keep your bilge clean"?

At
6'8',
280
pounds I doubt I would fit in your "scuppers". Considering

my
size,
I
would
more than likely create "Trim Problems" if carried in your

"Bilge".

By the way in my younger US Navy days, I did fight several

fires
resulting
from not cleaning/clearing "Bilges", to say nothing of

retrieving
several
"Fair Weather Sailors" & their boats.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
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--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com








Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 07:11 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
Oh man.. the Bunyip will have a field day.. another XP

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message

| Prehaps, but I do not start a party, then abandon my associates.

I do when they start spouting gibberish and believing they are being witty,
informative or of any further value. Please take some responsibility for
your situation Ralph. This endless blaming of your short comings on others
is just evading the fact you have insufficient intellect to carry on a
discussion and avoids the fact that you refuse to face the cruel realization
of your self inflicted predicament.

Face it Ralph.... it's just you, the bottle and whoever "peeks over the
fence"...... A common occurrence to the "wet brained" few who find
themselves incapacitated so quickly as to render their company and further
conversation futile.

Please just say "NO!".....

CM




jlrogers July 25th 03 07:40 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
MOORON, if you can't play nice, don't play at all.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Oh man.. the Bunyip will have a field day.. another XP

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message

| Prehaps, but I do not start a party, then abandon my associates.

I do when they start spouting gibberish and believing they are being

witty,
informative or of any further value. Please take some responsibility

for
your situation Ralph. This endless blaming of your short comings on

others
is just evading the fact you have insufficient intellect to carry on a
discussion and avoids the fact that you refuse to face the cruel

realization
of your self inflicted predicament.

Face it Ralph.... it's just you, the bottle and whoever "peeks over

the
fence"...... A common occurrence to the "wet brained" few who find
themselves incapacitated so quickly as to render their company and

further
conversation futile.

Please just say "NO!".....

CM





Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 08:05 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
Oh come on Jerry... admit it... you're enjoying this !!! ;-D

CM



"jlrogers" wrote in message
. com...
| MOORON, if you can't play nice, don't play at all.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Oh man.. the Bunyip will have a field day.. another XP
|
| "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
|
| | Prehaps, but I do not start a party, then abandon my associates.
|
| I do when they start spouting gibberish and believing they are being
| witty,
| informative or of any further value. Please take some responsibility
| for
| your situation Ralph. This endless blaming of your short comings on
| others
| is just evading the fact you have insufficient intellect to carry on a
| discussion and avoids the fact that you refuse to face the cruel
| realization
| of your self inflicted predicament.
|
| Face it Ralph.... it's just you, the bottle and whoever "peeks over
| the
| fence"...... A common occurrence to the "wet brained" few who find
| themselves incapacitated so quickly as to render their company and
| further
| conversation futile.
|
| Please just say "NO!".....
|
| CM
|
|
|
|



jlrogers July 25th 03 10:37 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
Don't talk back. I'll have to ground you.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Oh come on Jerry... admit it... you're enjoying this !!! ;-D

CM



"jlrogers" wrote in message
. com...
| MOORON, if you can't play nice, don't play at all.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Oh man.. the Bunyip will have a field day.. another XP
|
| "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
|
| | Prehaps, but I do not start a party, then abandon my associates.
|
| I do when they start spouting gibberish and believing they are

being
| witty,
| informative or of any further value. Please take some

responsibility
| for
| your situation Ralph. This endless blaming of your short comings

on
| others
| is just evading the fact you have insufficient intellect to carry

on a
| discussion and avoids the fact that you refuse to face the cruel
| realization
| of your self inflicted predicament.
|
| Face it Ralph.... it's just you, the bottle and whoever "peeks

over
| the
| fence"...... A common occurrence to the "wet brained" few who

find
| themselves incapacitated so quickly as to render their company and
| further
| conversation futile.
|
| Please just say "NO!".....
|
| CM
|
|
|
|




Capt. Mooron July 25th 03 11:07 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
Yes... well that's been tried. Never with any success.... and I insist on
learning the hard way.

CM



"jlrogers" wrote in message
y.com...
| Don't talk back. I'll have to ground you.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Oh come on Jerry... admit it... you're enjoying this !!! ;-D
|
| CM
|
|
|
| "jlrogers" wrote in message
| . com...
| | MOORON, if you can't play nice, don't play at all.
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Oh man.. the Bunyip will have a field day.. another XP
| |
| | "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| |
| | | Prehaps, but I do not start a party, then abandon my associates.
| |
| | I do when they start spouting gibberish and believing they are
| being
| | witty,
| | informative or of any further value. Please take some
| responsibility
| | for
| | your situation Ralph. This endless blaming of your short comings
| on
| | others
| | is just evading the fact you have insufficient intellect to carry
| on a
| | discussion and avoids the fact that you refuse to face the cruel
| | realization
| | of your self inflicted predicament.
| |
| | Face it Ralph.... it's just you, the bottle and whoever "peeks
| over
| | the
| | fence"...... A common occurrence to the "wet brained" few who
| find
| | themselves incapacitated so quickly as to render their company and
| | further
| | conversation futile.
| |
| | Please just say "NO!".....
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|



Donal July 25th 03 11:25 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

No Ralph... I was hoping you would simply move over to the group,
since it's been a little slack here after Danny Taddei departed in a
huff......

It's been amusing to watch your struggles to impale your self on the
Tadpole's hook.



Yes, I'm sure.


Bertie

CM


I must
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message

| It is not uncommon for "Mortal Wounds" to bleed less than a "Prick
| from a Briar".
|
| Considering the "warnings &/or volumous declarations" from Capt
| Mooron, at the begining of this party, regarding the
| skills/capabilities of your
group.
| Your query above is more indicative of the level of the skills &/or
| capabilities encountered once the engagement was joined IMHO.
|
| Prehaps he quickly realized the actual skills/capabilities level of
| your group as compared to ADA. Could this realization be why he so
| graciously withdrew, leaveing the rest of you to your fate.
|
| If I as/were a Tadpole, flying or otherwise, being a ~ semi-jellied
| creature, were invited to a party by a cohort/fellow traveler. Then
| abondended to be boiled/dehydrated/roasted/burned to a crisp as the
| heat rose above the level I could comfortably tolerate, much less
| exist. I
would
| be upset. Then again prehaps Tadpoles, especially "Flying Tadpoles"
| do not have the cognitave capacity/abilities to recognize when they
| are
beeing/have
| been "Set Up".
|
| The good Capt Mooron posted several times regading having no fellow
| associates or interest in having any, plus disdain for assorted
| things/activities. Would the Good Capt Mooron now be sitting safely
| on the side Laughing/Snikering as the Heat increases?
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| --
| Flying Tadpole
|
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
|
|





Flying Tadpole July 26th 03 12:04 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 


Ralph Nesbitt punctuated:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 01:51:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Donal" wrote in
:
Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much

about
your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.

Yes, it would appear that I'm completely useless.

Are you trying to bore us into ignoring you?

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile

for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".

Ralphie, endless one-liners on the lines of "stupid c***" are
obviously acceptable in ADA. This is understandable, given the samples
of x-posts we've seen here that illuminate (using the term in its most
generous sense) what passes for intellect and repartee there. One must
make allowances for people who can't score more than 80 in an online
IQ test.

You guys are happy debating with your intellectual equals (after all,
zero equals zero) in your little dried-up pond on Usenet. That's fine.
ASA has higher standards of wit, repartee, spelling and grammar. If
you want to be taken seriously around here, lift your game!

Otherwise, a bit of Usenet evolution - you end up in the killfile
along with the rest of the pond scum of the gene pool, alongside
Bertie, Jax and Bob****.

Peter Wiley

Am I the 1 that responds in the manner described? Capt Mooron issued the
invitation to this party. IRC there was nothing in the RSVP regarding
standards of wit, repartee, spelling, grammar, Etc., other than implied

by
an initial response between Capt Mooron regarding "Turning up the heat

in
the kitchen", in response to;"If you can't stand the heat, don't get in

the
kitchen", plus the penchant for "Top Posting" by the sailing group.

When I accepted the "Invitation", it was my intention to "See it

Through"
irrespective of how hot it got.

Capt Mooron has chosen to withdraw from the kitchen, the Flying Tadpole

has
excused himself to get some "Band-Aids" to deal with his wounds. The
departure of these 2 has reduced the heat level to only that of
spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames from you

It is a sad state of affairs to be invited to a party thrown by another
group, which then quit early.

Whether you were invited to the party or crashed it is irrelevant. If

you
choose not to stay, leave quietly so as not to make a scene/fool of

yourself
or embarrass your group.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type


Why Ralphie! Do you always take credit for any prick which might
bleed a little?

It is not uncommon for "Mortal Wounds" to bleed less than a "Prick from a
Briar".

Considering the "warnings &/or volumous declarations" from Capt Mooron, at
the begining of this party, regarding the skills/capabilities of your group.
Your query above is more indicative of the level of the skills &/or
capabilities encountered once the engagement was joined IMHO.

Prehaps he quickly realized the actual skills/capabilities level of your
group as compared to ADA. Could this realization be why he so graciously
withdrew, leaveing the rest of you to your fate.

If I as/were a Tadpole, flying or otherwise, being a ~ semi-jellied
creature, were invited to a party by a cohort/fellow traveler. Then
abondended to be boiled/dehydrated/roasted/burned to a crisp as the heat
rose above the level I could comfortably tolerate, much less exist. I would
be upset. Then again prehaps Tadpoles, especially "Flying Tadpoles" do not
have the cognitave capacity/abilities to recognize when they are beeing/have
been "Set Up".

The good Capt Mooron posted several times regading having no fellow
associates or interest in having any, plus disdain for assorted
things/activities. Would the Good Capt Mooron now be sitting safely on the
side Laughing/Snikering as the Heat increases?
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
--


"Why, this is hell, nor am I ever out of it"

--
Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole July 26th 03 12:06 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 


Ralph Nesbitt slashed and inverted comma'd:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 05:31:36 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:00:35 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I didn't realize there was a limit on Bunyips... they seem to

bite
at
anything.

anything that looks tasty, sure.



"anything that looks tasty, sure" must surely rank as one of the
weakest,
most limp wristed, effeminate responses that I have ever seen!

That wouldn't even raise an eyebrow in alt.vicars.teaparty.

If you consident the ADA group to be so beneath your "Capabilities,

why
don't you join Capt Mooron & return/stay in a group you deem worthy of
your
skills.

Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about

your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.


Are you, perhaps, a little bit out of your depth?

Are you not slightly confused as to where you are. Capt Mooron is more
likely to be familar with the subject of "Depth". Altitude/or lack of

is
the
general/major issue of concern to those who frequent ADA. Prehaps it
would
behove you to return to your "Tea Party" before you drown or become
aflicted/disoriented due altitude sickness/Oxygen Depravation.

Sorry, ASA regulars are experts in depravity. Next time at least get
the spelling right.

Peter Wiley

Please put your peanut brain in gear, before opening your "Whale Shark
Mouth". If you had done so, then considered the context of the comment

above
you would realize in the context above, "Depravation" is the correct

word,
spelled correctly.

If you had stayed with spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames it would not

have
been worth while to respond. But such a "Blatant Context Gaff", as you

made
above cannot be ignored.


Umm, Ralphie, a gaff is a spar on a ship. That's almost on topic for
ASA, but given your atrocious spelling, I'm sure it was only
accidental.

Taddy is our resident expert on gaffs.

BTW: http://machaut.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/...RD=depravation

Depravation (Page: 394)
Dep`ra*va"tion (?), n. [L. depravitio, from deprava cf. F.
dépravation. See Deprave.]

1. Detraction; depreciation. [Obs.]

To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme, For depravation. Shak.
2. The act of depraving, or making anything bad; the act of
corrupting.

3. The state of being depraved or degenerated; degeneracy; depravity.

The depravation of his moral character destroyed his judgment. Sir G.
C. Lewis.
4. (Med.) Change for the worse; deterioration; morbid perversion. Syn.
-- Depravity; corruption. See Depravity.

---------------------------------------------------------

Your mentally deficient psyche may be able to relate this to oxygen in
some wierd way, but most people who can understand context would have
assumed oxygen *deprivation*. I'll leave it as an exercise for you to
improve your sadly lacking education as to the difference in meaning
between depravation and deprivation.

Great foot shot, though.

Peter Wiley

Common indicators of the slow onset of "Hypoxia/Altitude Sickness" include
but are not limited to "Tunnel Vision" followed by an increasing sense of
"Euphoria" accompanied by diminished though processing capacity/diminished
cogitative abilities.

Taken in context of the above indicators Oxygen Depravation is the more
"context descriptive term" for the condition leading to "Hypoxia/Altitude
Sickness".

It is also more common in everyday usage in flight training activities or
among medical personnel dealing with treating those who are borderline
Hypoxic due respiratory afflictions.

There are also some known to practice intentionally limiting their oxygen
intake by being choked to near or passing out as a sexual stimuli/enhancer.

Considering your response above, perhaps you were borderline "Hypoxic", from
cause/reason as you responded to my post.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type


I shudder at the thought of the OH&S procedures you would have
written.
--
Flying Tadpole

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