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Peter Wiley July 28th 03 03:54 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:28:59 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Madam Vinyl" wrote:
| Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

I know... and I'm comfortable with that.


Well, don't get too comfy too quickly. Rumour has it that I'm a lot of
work. :)


No worries. Plenty more where you came from.

Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 05:04 AM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 
Kitty... alll I've seen is some desperate Usenet terrorist tactics that
amounted to nothing from the great bertie.... if that's the best he can
do... I ain't impressed. This group has enough collective smarts to outwit
these lame idiots.

I can't see what Oz was talking about "the enemy" while Scott was posting to
Miss Vinyl.... Unless he knows something we don't..... which is what I'm
trying to squeeze out of his broken old body!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
|
| Okay... that just got me lost. Who's the "enemy" ?????????
|
| Be afraid. They are out there.
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|



prefuse 73 July 28th 03 05:19 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
lucat bene, der Bertie the Bunyip goh, a hunnert truxx inero,
sumwit kowz n' sumwit duxx on Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:53:12 +0000 (UTC):

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:



Madam Vinyl wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message

| And what was it that you did for *my* attention?

I behaved like a cunning linguist.....


Yes, you did.
The question was rhetorical.

Response was metaphorical.

The hole was carberational.

minnie teh moocher by cab calloway.


Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 05:57 AM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
It's amazing the lack of humour and intellect that resides like maggots on a
dead dog in the noon day sun in these so called "scary groups".... the only
thing "scary' about them is their ability to afford an internet connection.

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
| On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 15:11:42 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Oh man.. the Bunyip will have a field day.. another XP
|
| "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
|
| | Prehaps, but I do not start a party, then abandon my associates.
|
| I do when they start spouting gibberish and believing they are being
witty,
| informative or of any further value. Please take some responsibility for
| your situation Ralph. This endless blaming of your short comings on
others
| is just evading the fact you have insufficient intellect to carry on a
| discussion and avoids the fact that you refuse to face the cruel
realization
| of your self inflicted predicament.
|
| Face it Ralph.... it's just you, the bottle and whoever "peeks over the
| fence"...... A common occurrence to the "wet brained" few who find
| themselves incapacitated so quickly as to render their company and
further
| conversation futile.
|
| Please just say "NO!".....
|
| I have - the man got so tangled and incomprehensible, he was making
| more sense when I was drunk than sober. Scary.
|
| If I wanted to read stream of consciousness content-free posts, I
| could read Bob's. Ralphie is right down there with Jax; he lacks the
| intellect to realise how far along the LHS of the bell curve he lives.
| Life's too short, why bother?
|
| Peter Wiley



Peter Wiley July 28th 03 06:45 AM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:57:06 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

It's amazing the lack of humour and intellect that resides like maggots on a
dead dog in the noon day sun in these so called "scary groups".... the only
thing "scary' about them is their ability to afford an internet connection.


Like when AOL was allowed access to Usenet - we immediately called
them Assholes On Line, cos that's what they were.

Raining again but I don't care - I'm in the office. Sunny, cool and
calm all weekend. Not much for sailing but great for paddling,
drinking coffee/having lunch with a new woman and generally kicking
back enjoying life. Good high tides too. All this and it's midwinter!
Only gets better from here.

Far as I'm concerned those turkeys only exist to provide entertainment
when I have nothing better to do. God knows I don't have high
standards or expectations WRT Usenet, but even when I kept lowering
the bar, they couldn't produce anything intelligent or amusing.

I think I'll alter the rig on my 12' daysailer and add a small
bowsprit. The jib is pretty cactus anyway and bowsprits are so useful
for ramming once you get your shop guys to make up a custom s/steel
machined cap with pointy end. I know I'll change the C/E but who
cares? The beauty of a small boat is, changes are cheap and if I don't
like it, I'll cut it off again.

Next door neighbour just had a pile of trees cut down & a portable
sawmill is turning them into boards. Only Pinus radiata so nothing
good for boats, but I'm getting the sawmiller to do some of mine while
he's here. Something will occur to me.

PDW

Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 07:20 AM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
Heh Peter... it sounds like you are enjoying life and that's what it's all
about. I tried the intellectual browbeat to get these vermin cross posters
off our group... but now I'm thinking it's time for some of their own
medicine. The folks here know how to kill file and since the intruders just
won't go away... I've decided I'll invade them. It's been a slice and they
seem to be way out of their league in wit or rhetoric...

I don't have long since it will be time to get sailing again soon. I did a
night sail on Saturday. What a great time that was. Singlehanded. I'll be
off to Mahone Bay for the Wooden Boat Festival sometime before Wednesday.

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:57:06 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| It's amazing the lack of humour and intellect that resides like maggots
on a
| dead dog in the noon day sun in these so called "scary groups".... the
only
| thing "scary' about them is their ability to afford an internet
connection.
|
| Like when AOL was allowed access to Usenet - we immediately called
| them Assholes On Line, cos that's what they were.
|
| Raining again but I don't care - I'm in the office. Sunny, cool and
| calm all weekend. Not much for sailing but great for paddling,
| drinking coffee/having lunch with a new woman and generally kicking
| back enjoying life. Good high tides too. All this and it's midwinter!
| Only gets better from here.
|
| Far as I'm concerned those turkeys only exist to provide entertainment
| when I have nothing better to do. God knows I don't have high
| standards or expectations WRT Usenet, but even when I kept lowering
| the bar, they couldn't produce anything intelligent or amusing.
|
| I think I'll alter the rig on my 12' daysailer and add a small
| bowsprit. The jib is pretty cactus anyway and bowsprits are so useful
| for ramming once you get your shop guys to make up a custom s/steel
| machined cap with pointy end. I know I'll change the C/E but who
| cares? The beauty of a small boat is, changes are cheap and if I don't
| like it, I'll cut it off again.
|
| Next door neighbour just had a pile of trees cut down & a portable
| sawmill is turning them into boards. Only Pinus radiata so nothing
| good for boats, but I'm getting the sawmiller to do some of mine while
| he's here. Something will occur to me.
|
| PDW



Donal July 28th 03 10:49 AM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Did you see his lame plea.... he said he would leave if ASA got rid of
us.... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha


Poor Bertie.

Somebody should lend him a copy of "Usenet for Dummies"?

Regards

Donal
--



katysails July 28th 03 12:13 PM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

I can't see what Oz was talking about "the enemy" while Scott was posting to
Miss Vinyl

alias Lady Pilot...a notorious spammer who has been here before, albeit this time she is addressing herself to individuals here,
which is a new thing. Remember, female spiders kill theier mates after the act....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole July 28th 03 12:54 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 


Peter Wiley wrote:

snip
I think I'll alter the rig on my 12' daysailer and add a small
bowsprit. The jib is pretty cactus anyway and bowsprits are so useful
for ramming once you get your shop guys to make up a custom s/steel
machined cap with pointy end. I know I'll change the C/E but who
cares?


The docking probe. The kneecapper. The finer point. The
speaker-to-Noelexes. You don't have to change the C/E. What you
need is to get back into balance AND double your sail area by
converting the main to low-aspect gaff, then you can have an
extra long main boom to hit them with if by some chance the
docking probe misses.

--
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-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Ralph Nesbitt July 28th 03 04:23 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 15:11:42 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Oh man.. the Bunyip will have a field day.. another XP

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message

| Prehaps, but I do not start a party, then abandon my associates.

I do when they start spouting gibberish and believing they are being

witty,
informative or of any further value. Please take some responsibility for
your situation Ralph. This endless blaming of your short comings on

others
is just evading the fact you have insufficient intellect to carry on a
discussion and avoids the fact that you refuse to face the cruel

realization
of your self inflicted predicament.

Face it Ralph.... it's just you, the bottle and whoever "peeks over the
fence"...... A common occurrence to the "wet brained" few who find
themselves incapacitated so quickly as to render their company and

further
conversation futile.

Please just say "NO!".....


I have - the man got so tangled and incomprehensible, he was making
more sense when I was drunk than sober. Scary.

Prehaps when "Drunk" you put aside the "Rose Colored Glass Filters" of your
ego.

If I wanted to read stream of consciousness content-free posts, I
could read Bob's. Ralphie is right down there with Jax; he lacks the
intellect to realise how far along the LHS of the bell curve he lives.
Life's too short, why bother?

Peter Wiley

Why, unless you wish to learn/experience something that has been precluded
by observing the world through/with "Rose Colored Filters".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 06:56 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
| I've just never seen someone come out of the closet during a flame war
| like you did earlier. It's distressing, actually.

Oh wow... a gay lame ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha!

| Ok. Keep us posted, you stupid ****wit!

Did you think up that scalding reply by yourself ... or just cut and paste
from your earlier posts??

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

CM



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 07:10 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| Why, unless you wish to learn/experience something that has been precluded
| by observing the world through/with "Rose Colored Filters".

Why is/was Ralph/Ralphie/Nesbitt/lamer always/continuously/constantly/mostly
posting/submitting/replying with so many/
numerous/frequent/plentiful/abundant/copious/overdone slashes when he
responds/retaliates/replies to anyone/someone on any
subject/thread/question/issue/matter/text/theme....?/query/question/request/
..

It's laughable/comic/funny/humorous/amusing/droll/waggish..... but
ridiculous/preposterous/absurd/silly/outlandish/outrageous/bizarre/unreasona
ble/incredible/nonsensical.

CM





Capt. Neal July 28th 03 09:00 PM

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Madam Vinyl July 29th 03 01:50 AM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

I can't see what Oz was talking about "the enemy" while Scott was posting

to
Miss Vinyl.... Unless he knows something we don't..... which is what I'm
trying to squeeze out of his broken old body!


I made a post in regards to Ox1 x-posting to ada, which let everyone in ada
(giving Bertster a clue) know that I was in ASA. I called Ox1 the traitor.
He's trying to do a IKWYABHAI post on me.

LP



Madam Vinyl July 29th 03 01:55 AM

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...

I can't see what Oz was talking about "the enemy" while Scott was posting

to
Miss Vinyl

alias Lady Pilot...a notorious spammer who has been here before,


Katy, you look terrible in green. Your jealously is not becoming a woman of
your stature. Please refrain from libel, I have too much money and time on
my hands. You need to get a net clue what a spammer is, first of all.

[apology accepted in this space]


albeit this time she is addressing herself to individuals here,
which is a new thing.


Maybe just for you, don't get too excited...

Remember, female spiders kill theier mates after the act....


Who is your fly?






Madam Vinyl July 29th 03 02:01 AM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
won't go away... I've decided I'll invade them. It's been a slice and they
seem to be way out of their league in wit or rhetoric...


Welcome aboard, Captain!

I don't have long since it will be time to get sailing again soon. I did a
night sail on Saturday. What a great time that was. Singlehanded. I'll be
off to Mahone Bay for the Wooden Boat Festival sometime before Wednesday.


Well, it's about time you printed out your schedule for me, I'm a busy woman
you know... :)







Madam Vinyl July 29th 03 02:02 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote:

On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:28:59 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Madam Vinyl" wrote:
| Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

I know... and I'm comfortable with that.


Well, don't get too comfy too quickly. Rumour has it that I'm a lot of
work. :)


No worries. Plenty more where you came from.


Glad you are feeling strong! Now go out there and get one...





Peter Wiley July 29th 03 02:05 AM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 15:10:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| Why, unless you wish to learn/experience something that has been precluded
| by observing the world through/with "Rose Colored Filters".

Why is/was Ralph/Ralphie/Nesbitt/lamer always/continuously/constantly/mostly
posting/submitting/replying with so many/
numerous/frequent/plentiful/abundant/copious/overdone slashes when he
responds/retaliates/replies to anyone/someone on any
subject/thread/question/issue/matter/text/theme....?/query/question/request/
.

It's laughable/comic/funny/humorous/amusing/droll/waggish..... but
ridiculous/preposterous/absurd/silly/outlandish/outrageous/bizarre/unreasona
ble/incredible/nonsensical.


You forgot boring, which is *the* unforgiveable sin....

Warrior Princess July 29th 03 03:30 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote :
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 01:02:47 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote:

On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:28:59 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Madam Vinyl" wrote:
| Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

I know... and I'm comfortable with that.

Well, don't get too comfy too quickly. Rumour has it that I'm a lot

of
work. :)

No worries. Plenty more where you came from.


Glad you are feeling strong! Now go out there and get one...


Why on earth would I settle for *one* ?????


I dunno, maybe you are a male slut?

I'm a sailor. I'm allowed
to have one in each port.


Please point me to the sailing manual for more information on this exciting
event!

Face it - there are more available straight
women than straight men,


Jeez, you aren't telling me anything I didn't already know.

which means I get to pick and choose and you
don't.


Don't tell me you are an arrogant dickhead too?

High maintenance women can bitch with their equally high
maintenance women friends while those who want male company don't lack
for it.


Whatever. I'm sure you hang behind the "quickie mart" waiting for ice...


Learn to share and learn some humility.


Share? Are you the preacher man?

You'll be a better human being
for it.


Oh yeah, the guy you are with ****s everything, and I'm better for this!
What a concept! been there done that, you are not talking to a fool, but if
you have to tell them...|


Or at least able to get a date *before* the guy hits the 10
beer babe point.


Do what you must, Peter. Your life won't affect mine in any sense of the
word.



Warrior Princess July 29th 03 08:16 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
You have been fooled, Wiley. The below post by "wannabe putz" is not from
me.

Just the regular forgery, what have you...

LP

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 02:30:25 GMT, "Wannabe Putz"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote :
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 01:02:47 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote:

On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:28:59 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Madam Vinyl" wrote:
| Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

I know... and I'm comfortable with that.

Well, don't get too comfy too quickly. Rumour has it that I'm a

lot
of
work. :)

No worries. Plenty more where you came from.

Glad you are feeling strong! Now go out there and get one...

Why on earth would I settle for *one* ?????


I dunno, maybe you are a male slut?

I'm a sailor. I'm allowed
to have one in each port.


Please point me to the sailing manual for more information on this

exciting
event!


Read your history books. Common usage. Ask any sailor, for that
matter.

Face it - there are more available straight
women than straight men,


Jeez, you aren't telling me anything I didn't already know.

which means I get to pick and choose and you
don't.


Don't tell me you are an arrogant dickhead too?


I don't know - how many other men do you know that you classify as
arrogant dickheads? If there are lots, perhaps you should look in a
mirror to discover why. You're probably either selecting for them or
creating them on the fly - so to speak.

High maintenance women can bitch with their equally high
maintenance women friends while those who want male company don't lack
for it.


Whatever. I'm sure you hang behind the "quickie mart" waiting for ice...


Got no idea what this idiom is, so I guess it doesn't apply.


Learn to share and learn some humility.


Share? Are you the preacher man?


How did you guess?

You'll be a better human being
for it.


Oh yeah, the guy you are with ****s everything, and I'm better for this!
What a concept! been there done that, you are not talking to a fool, but

if
you have to tell them...|


ROFLMAO. Sad to see that you think men have only one use for women. Or
perhaps it's just your personal experience that you're relying on. Got
news for you - I like the company and companionship of attractive,
intelligent and civilised women regardless of whether they feel like
sharing my bed or not. At the moment I have half a dozen women I go
out with on that basis and more for the asking. Only so much free time
in my life, alas. Some have to wait.

Perhaps you should provide something other than sex when hunting for a
man. You may be able to keep him longer than a one night stand.

Or at least able to get a date *before* the guy hits the 10
beer babe point.


Do what you must, Peter. Your life won't affect mine in any sense of the
word.


Actually, I do as I choose. There's a big difference. I don't expect
my life to affect yours except insofar as you post wannabe dom fem
trails into ASA at a time when I'm bored and it's raining. Even then
your interest factor is pretty low. You're a cut above Ralphie and his
cohorts, but that's damning with faint praise. I mean, 1 degree Kelvin
is above absolute zero, for example.

One thing I don't do is waste my time changing names every couple of
posts.

Peter Wiley




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"Warrior Princess" wrote in message
. ..

"Peter Wiley" wrote :
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 01:02:47 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote:

On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:28:59 GMT, "Madam Vinyl"
wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Madam Vinyl" wrote:
| Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

I know... and I'm comfortable with that.

Well, don't get too comfy too quickly. Rumour has it that I'm a lot

of
work. :)

No worries. Plenty more where you came from.

Glad you are feeling strong! Now go out there and get one...


Why on earth would I settle for *one* ?????


I dunno, maybe you are a male slut?

I'm a sailor. I'm allowed
to have one in each port.


Please point me to the sailing manual for more information on this

exciting
event!

Face it - there are more available straight
women than straight men,


Jeez, you aren't telling me anything I didn't already know.

which means I get to pick and choose and you
don't.


Don't tell me you are an arrogant dickhead too?

High maintenance women can bitch with their equally high
maintenance women friends while those who want male company don't lack
for it.


Whatever. I'm sure you hang behind the "quickie mart" waiting for ice...


Learn to share and learn some humility.


Share? Are you the preacher man?

You'll be a better human being
for it.


Oh yeah, the guy you are with ****s everything, and I'm better for this!
What a concept! been there done that, you are not talking to a fool, but

if
you have to tell them...|


Or at least able to get a date *before* the guy hits the 10
beer babe point.


Do what you must, Peter. Your life won't affect mine in any sense of the
word.





Ralph Nesbitt July 29th 03 11:00 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 
To respond to a self admitted egotistical Loon/Kook in a simple enough
manner it could understand.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| Why, unless you wish to learn/experience something that has been

precluded
| by observing the world through/with "Rose Colored Filters".

Why is/was Ralph/Ralphie/Nesbitt/lamer

always/continuously/constantly/mostly
posting/submitting/replying with so many/
numerous/frequent/plentiful/abundant/copious/overdone slashes when he
responds/retaliates/replies to anyone/someone on any

subject/thread/question/issue/matter/text/theme....?/query/question/request/
.

It's laughable/comic/funny/humorous/amusing/droll/waggish..... but

ridiculous/preposterous/absurd/silly/outlandish/outrageous/bizarre/unreasona
ble/incredible/nonsensical.

CM







Ralph Nesbitt July 29th 03 11:02 PM

XP - Do you hear Ralph? whine, bitch, wail....
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 15:10:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| Why, unless you wish to learn/experience something that has been

precluded
| by observing the world through/with "Rose Colored Filters".

Why is/was Ralph/Ralphie/Nesbitt/lamer

always/continuously/constantly/mostly
posting/submitting/replying with so many/
numerous/frequent/plentiful/abundant/copious/overdone slashes when he
responds/retaliates/replies to anyone/someone on any


subject/thread/question/issue/matter/text/theme....?/query/question/request

/
.

It's laughable/comic/funny/humorous/amusing/droll/waggish..... but


ridiculous/preposterous/absurd/silly/outlandish/outrageous/bizarre/unreason

a
ble/incredible/nonsensical.


You forgot boring, which is *the* unforgiveable sin....

I have responded in a manner that you could understand.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Donal July 29th 03 11:53 PM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 07:16:01 GMT, "Warrior Princess"
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:

You have been fooled, Wiley. The below post by "wannabe putz" is not

from
me.

Just the regular forgery, what have you...

LP


This is how stupid she is. It's her own header, her own message. Peter
simply changed her user name to "wannabe putz" in the introduction when
replying to her, as he is tired of her bull**** like so many others. I
cannot believe she was stupid enough to xpost her crap to nanau.

Here is the original message which she claims is forged:


Here is the message where she posts the "forged" header:


She has got to be usenet's biggest, saddest kook.

Jerry


Jerry,
What on Earth makes you think that we give a ****?

You should keep your personal problems to yourself.



Regards


Donal
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The_navigator© July 30th 03 12:11 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Ahh! The true vulgarian speaks.

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:


Go **** yourself.

Jerry



Donal July 30th 03 12:15 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
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On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 23:53:37 +0100, "Donal" wrote
in alt.sailing.asa:

You should keep your personal problems to yourself.


Go **** yourself.


OOoohhh! Thanks for the advice. [5 minute gap] Aaaaah! I really enjoyed
that.


Any more good tips?



Regards


Donal
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The_navigator© July 30th 03 12:25 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
I wonder if his mother is proud of him?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso spewed:


Wipe that gravy off your chin, ****wit.

Jerry



Donal July 30th 03 12:31 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 00:15:17 +0100, "Donal" wrote
in alt.sailing.asa:

Any more good tips?



Wipe that gravy off your chin, ****wit.


[uses napkin]
Gravy's gone, Jerry! What next?



Regards


Donal
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The_navigator© July 30th 03 12:38 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Well at least that's not vulgar. Bit limited though.

Hawkins said "For thousands of years man acted like the animals. But
then we learned to talk". Are you deliberately trying to prove him wrong?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:28:59 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


Was that a greeting or an animal grunt? Pray tell.




Yeah, pray tell.

Jerry

Jerry



The_navigator© July 30th 03 12:47 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
The real you is displaying itself for all to see, and we sit back to
wonder at your performance offer but a few words to encourage you.

Cheers MC


Is this really the best this group has to offer?


Jerry



The_navigator© July 30th 03 01:00 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Does this mean you won't dance for me?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:47:46 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:


The real you is displaying itself for all to see, and we sit back to
wonder at your performance offer but a few words to encourage you.



Ok, Jeeves.

Jerry



The_navigator© July 30th 03 01:02 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Are you sure you mean 'rampant here'?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

No. I just see snobbery as a sign of despair. It's rampant here, you
know.

Jerry



Donal July 30th 03 01:35 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 00:31:52 +0100, "Donal" wrote
in alt.sailing.asa:

[uses napkin]
Gravy's gone, Jerry! What next?


Ok. You might wanna brush that tooth.


Why, Jerry?


Regards


Donal
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Donal July 30th 03 01:43 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...

And Ustinov said "laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died". You're
obviously trying to prove him right.


Jerry, you are obviously well educated. I would like to publicly apologise
for thinking that you were a thick gob****e!


Regards


Donal
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Donal July 30th 03 01:50 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 12:00:14 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:

Does this mean you won't dance for me?


That too, you insipid ****head.


Oh dear!


Jerry was doing quite well until this little slip up. Don't give up,
Jerry! I'm sure that you will make a come back!

Even if you don't, we will be entertained by your efforts.


[hint] if all else fails, - try some swear words.

Good luck, Jerry. You're doing really well. We haven't seen anybody reach
your dizzying heights of stupidity in months.

Regards


Donal
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Donal July 30th 03 02:04 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 01:35:58 +0100, "Donal" wrote
in alt.disasters.aviation:


"JL Grasso" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 00:31:52 +0100, "Donal"

wrote
in alt.sailing.asa:

[uses napkin]
Gravy's gone, Jerry! What next?

Ok. You might wanna brush that tooth.


Why, Jerry?



Yep, you're right.


I knew that!

You are a complete waste of bandwidth, and an idiot.

Why do you bother?



Regards


Donal
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The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:09 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
That has to be the least subtle flirtation I've heard in years.

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:


Well, with you on your back looking up, it's a job getting down to your
level.



Donal July 30th 03 02:16 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
Bwaaaaaahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahw! Figure it out, my savvy
little drooler!


Duh! I've seen some stupid posts in my time! Jerry, you really are a
genius!




Your savvy little drooler,

Donal
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The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:22 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Are you now retracting your suggestion?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:09:07 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:


That has to be the least subtle flirtation I've heard in years.



Right on cue.



The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:43 AM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 
Now you are just paraphrasing my words. Has the last vestige of your
imagination left you?

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:


You seem confused.





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