Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote


Oh my God! Less than 24 hours before you went from shooting me to
taking
me
for a ride on your boat!

I was shooting you? You'd be dead then.

No way, I'm too sweet and innocent....



I'm impressed! Is this my skills or is this YOU?

ME.

Whew! I feel better now...


You wife *is* coming with us, right?

Maybe, maybe not. Does it matter?

Well, wouldn't she want to keep tabs on you? I mean, after all,....

MV




The only pic I have of her is on land.
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/364369.jpg

Very nice boat!

Thank you, I like her.



Scott Vernon
Plowville PA __/)__/)__

Is that where you boat is docked?

NO. Where I reside.


Scotty, let the show begin..........

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

MV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| Fia Poko Onga Kia... Oufa!
| Kefe!
|
|
| Nohter meltdown here.
|
| We're going to need more beer.

Good Gawd Bertie.... it's Samoan!

A literal translation would be - Eat me **** for brains! Asshole! Kefe
is
a little harder to translate but a rough description is a very derogatory
term like dip**** or ****wad ... some such thing.

Nonehteless it was intended as a jab due to MC taking a holiday in
Tonga...
the closet language I'm familiar with is Samoan.

CM

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Okay... I bet none of you lame trollers here can get that many responses
from the Bunyip!!!!

Well, I have about 20,000 posts in my honor. :)

I bet you couldn't match it in a hundred years. LOL!


MV (giving sailing lessons, Captain?)

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 01:51:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Donal" wrote in
:
Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about
your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.

Yes, it would appear that I'm completely useless.

Are you trying to bore us into ignoring you?

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".

Ralphie, endless one-liners on the lines of "stupid c***" are
obviously acceptable in ADA. This is understandable, given the samples
of x-posts we've seen here that illuminate (using the term in its most
generous sense) what passes for intellect and repartee there. One must
make allowances for people who can't score more than 80 in an online
IQ test.

You guys are happy debating with your intellectual equals (after all,
zero equals zero) in your little dried-up pond on Usenet. That's fine.
ASA has higher standards of wit, repartee, spelling and grammar. If
you want to be taken seriously around here, lift your game!

Otherwise, a bit of Usenet evolution - you end up in the killfile
along with the rest of the pond scum of the gene pool, alongside
Bertie, Jax and Bob****.

Peter Wiley

Am I the 1 that responds in the manner described? Capt Mooron issued the
invitation to this party. IRC there was nothing in the RSVP regarding
standards of wit, repartee, spelling, grammar, Etc., other than implied by
an initial response between Capt Mooron regarding "Turning up the heat in
the kitchen", in response to;"If you can't stand the heat, don't get in the
kitchen", plus the penchant for "Top Posting" by the sailing group.

When I accepted the "Invitation", it was my intention to "See it Through"
irrespective of how hot it got.

Capt Mooron has chosen to withdraw from the kitchen, the Flying Tadpole has
excused himself to get some "Band-Aids" to deal with his wounds. The
departure of these 2 has reduced the heat level to only that of
spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames from you

It is a sad state of affairs to be invited to a party thrown by another
group, which then quit early.


Whether you were invited to the party or crashed it is irrelevant. If you
choose not to stay, leave quietly so as not to make a scene/fool of yourself
or embarrass your group.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:00:35 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I didn't realize there was a limit on Bunyips... they seem to bite
at
anything.

anything that looks tasty, sure.



"anything that looks tasty, sure" must surely rank as one of the
weakest,
most limp wristed, effeminate responses that I have ever seen!

That wouldn't even raise an eyebrow in alt.vicars.teaparty.

If you consident the ADA group to be so beneath your "Capabilities, why
don't you join Capt Mooron & return/stay in a group you deem worthy of
your
skills.

Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.


Are you, perhaps, a little bit out of your depth?

Are you not slightly confused as to where you are. Capt Mooron is more
likely to be familar with the subject of "Depth". Altitude/or lack of is
the
general/major issue of concern to those who frequent ADA. Prehaps it
would
behove you to return to your "Tea Party" before you drown or become
aflicted/disoriented due altitude sickness/Oxygen Depravation.

Sorry, ASA regulars are experts in depravity. Next time at least get
the spelling right.

Peter Wiley

Please put your peanut brain in gear, before opening your "Whale Shark
Mouth". If you had done so, then considered the context of the comment above
you would realize in the context above, "Depravation" is the correct word,
spelled correctly.

If you had stayed with spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames it would not have
been worth while to respond. But such a "Blatant Context Gaff", as you made
above cannot be ignored.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

Madam Vinyl wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I attribute Ralph's improvement to my "Tough Love" approach! ;-D

CM

Hehehee. Well, I had a talk with him...

MV

I trust you're not lending him any more inverted commas or
slashes.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 04:32:59 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in inverted
commas!

Not only that, the man's too thick to even match up the number of
quotes.

Yes P.W., there are always "Grammar Lames", when you can respond in no other
way. I personally will not respond, rather than resort to
spelling/grammar/punctuation Lame/s in response.

Ah. That explains why you responded to my post......

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 19:59:28 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:



OE 6 works great. It is not a software problem.

OE is garbage. I suspect that you've never used a good newsreader.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
 

Never needed anything else because OE6 has no faults.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 19:59:28 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:



OE 6 works great. It is not a software problem.

OE is garbage. I suspect that you've never used a good newsreader.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Do you hearDeUrinal..? cuss stomp wail..
 

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:49:34 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:


"JL Grasso" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:34:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:



Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
snip

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile
for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ah, Nessie! A bold new stroke! Inverted commas nested in inverted
commas!

Punctuation lames? That what the standard is over in ASA?

Jerry

Apparently from the sound of things, when not critiquing the knots of
boats
tied to the Quay/Dock, spelling/grammar/punctuation "Lames" are the
"Topic
DeJour".

Well, at least they're exclusive ****wits!

Jerry

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Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type