Do You Own a Yacht???
 

I've been using Monopoly money for the last 8 years. Nobody's questioned it
so far.

--
Scotty
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/832067.JPG



"felton" wrote
Since most of you have no real money

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

It must be awful to sail a boat you're unhappy with.

Your situation is truly sad.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote

Yup...and a nicer one coming very soon!

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Nutsy,

No need for a phony photo, like the mooring shackle, If you have a
documented certificate we can check with the CG.

Nutsy, once again you've become a hooked fish in your own troll.

As OZ says; "You're Nuts!"

Ole Thom

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

It must be awful to sail a boat you're unhappy with.

It's called evolution, my poor little Scotty. You move sideways. I move up to
bigger and nicer boats. I like each one, yet can still be open minded and look
forward to the next.
That's what irks you so. I have a future. And yours is already spent with
meager results.
I'm sorry for you, but I suspect you've done it to yourself.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Completely false. A builders certificate is IN LIEU of a title. There
is no title until the first person who buys the boat obtains one,

Uh, bill. Snap out of it. Does my C&C 32 built in 1980 have a title??

Duhhhh!

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

If the boat is yours, then that would mean you could legally sell it
without anyone's signature other than your own.

Suzzy cannot legally sell the boat without me. I "own" a house in Brooklyn. I
can no longer sell it or any major assett without her approval. In a divorce,
she could challenge and win.
You know nothing about the law.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

You have painted yourself into the
corner.

You claimed:

My C&C was never documented.
And that we had not filed for new documentation under the new name.
Are you ready to admit you were wrong.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

You had not filed for any documentation at the
time you originally said you had. This has already been proven beyond
any weaseling you might try.

Again, we can bet, if you have the balls. I certainly couldn't produce
documentation by next week or even the following.
If you're right, you can make 1K for your tiny boat and show the group how cool
you are!

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

And, if Suzzy's name is on the alleged documentation and bill of sale,
then she does not need you for anything - not that she needs you for
anything else either.

Her name is NOT on the bill of sale. In fact neither of our names are on the
bill of sale.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Hmmm...I thought I read the post where Gilligan posted that.
In any event, I am not sure what we can settle with the number, as the
boat with that documentation number was "out of documentation" and had
few details, not even a builder or hailing port. As Bob has now
confessed, he is not the owner of any boat. I am not certain how this
matter is likely to be resolved unless Suzzy steps forward and admits
that Bob is her deadbeat husband and has some undocumented claim to
the boat in question.


On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 15:23:49 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

I posted the doc numbers a half hour ago, don't you read?


wrote in message ...
On 09 Jul 2003 18:25:12 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

If you already posted it a long time ago, why the resistance to
posting it again now?

Not only did I post it, but Steve actually found info that I didn't. The only
reason I'm not posting the # here is because I don't have it at home.

I've been requesting the number for several days now. You have been on
the boat (or so you claim) during that time, and the number would also
be available there. You even described how it was on a mounted board.

You are sucking wind here big time, Bobwimp. Nobody seems to believe
you. It's not just me. It's the whole gang. You really stepped in it
this time, and it doesn't seem like you can produce anything to get
you out.

No documentaion number = Bob is a liar. It's that simple.

BB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Please explain how my sister-in-law took my brother's IRA and deposited the
whole balance of it in a new bank account in her name alone.
Face it, you don't own anything.
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Suzzy cannot legally sell the boat without me. I "own" a house in
Brooklyn. I
can no longer sell it or any major assett without her approval. In a
divorce,
she could challenge and win.
You know nothing about the law.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Actually, he said *you* never documented the boat.
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
If you already posted it a long time ago, why the resistance to
posting it again now?

Not only did I post it, but Steve actually found info that I didn't. The
only
reason I'm not posting the # here is because I don't have it at home.
BUT REMEMBER: You said that the boat had NEVER been documented!

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| Exactly. But that can never occur as it's impossible for us to divorce.

Term Contract?

CM

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

| Exactly. But that can never occur as it's impossible for us to divorce.

Term Contract?

True love.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Face it, you don't own anything.

Just the car and Brooklyn home and some stock, which will all be reasigned
shortly.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

You should at least use the pronoun "our" when referring to the boat,
but you should probably ask Suzzy if she is ok with with that.

I'll do you one better!
My wife's boat is better than yours! How is it that a woman with little sailing
experience goes out and gets a better boat than you!!??
Yup, I like that!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Care to bet that $1,000 that's burning a hole in
your pocket?:)

So you're willing to bet 1K that the C&C 32 won't be (and hasn't been)
documented recently, in fact applied for more than 12 weeks ago?
Let's go baby!!!

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

On 09 Jul 2003 21:41:34 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Care to bet that $1,000 that's burning a hole in
your pocket?:)

So you're willing to bet 1K that the C&C 32 won't be (and hasn't been)
documented recently, in fact applied for more than 12 weeks ago?
Let's go baby!!!

RB

Pretty lame, even for a "bait and switch". Your snipping of the
assertion that I was responding to that poor Suzzy owned a better boat
than I do is just the sort of shortcut that has gotten you into your
sad life of hiding from creditors and the IRS. I was more than
willing to bet about the ownership of my boat. I really don't care
about the status of paperwork on a boat you admit you don't own. My
boat is in my name, the documentation is current.

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

you've offered everyone on this NG a sail, yet no one has taken you up on
your offer. You ever wonder why? It's painfully obvious to the rest of us.


Scotty
S/V Lisa Marie
Balt. MD USA

"Bobsprit" wrote

Why I've even offered to meet you for a sail and yet you declined.
So now what did I "lose?"

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

West Marine will do the same thing, and you get a high
quality battery. K-Mart sucks.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


K-Mart is better. I take batteries back to them regulary
that aren't even broken - just claim they won't charge
and they give you new ones. One need never have a
battery in one's yacht that is over a year old.


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 07:43:15 -0400, "Jeff Morris"
jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote:

The few times I've worn out or broken a Craftsman tool I've just taken
it into a Sears and
asked for a new one - never had a hassle. If some other brand would
give a lifetime
warranty that included theft (and didn't require a receipt!) I'd gladly
switch.


I once took a screwdriver back to Sears that was BROKEN IN THREE
PIECES and they handed me a new one. It was clearly abuse, but they
just smiled and replaced it.

BB

-j


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Because ultimately crap cost you more. If you buy
quality, you only have to do that once.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 20:59:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Craftsman are crap. Get some real tools.

What for? I don't do real work.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Experience.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
who told you that, Jon?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Craftsman are crap. Get some real tools.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 08 Jul 2003 04:23:50 GMT, (SAIL LOCO) wrote this
crap:

I forgot ....... I must own a Yacht. My boat was made by Express
Yachts.

And my tools are made by Craftsman. That makes me a real builder?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Bob, you don't have to have committed a crime to
be convicted or jailed.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Yes, you have a future and it involves large fines and
possible jail time.

I'm afraid that I can never be jailed for any crime in this country.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

you need more.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Experience.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
who told you that, Jon?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Craftsman are crap. Get some real tools.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 08 Jul 2003 04:23:50 GMT, (SAIL LOCO) wrote this
crap:

I forgot ....... I must own a Yacht. My boat was made by Express
Yachts.

And my tools are made by Craftsman. That makes me a real builder?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

you've offered everyone on this NG a sail, yet no one has taken you up on
your offer. You ever wonder why?

Two people here were aboard Ghost and one has seen Alien prior to launch.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Actually, he said *you* never documented the boat.

But "I" did. Just in my wife's name.

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

-- K-Mart is better. I take batteries back to them regulary
that aren't even broken - just claim they won't charge
and they give you new ones. One need never have a
battery in one's yacht that is over a year old.

You're STILL doing that, you old poop? You're probably responsible for them going bnkrupt.
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

My boat is bigger, faster and better than yours. .

How old is this guy?


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Heck...I would go if it weren't such a drive. It might be fun. My
only lingering concern is that Bob is trying to lure guys out on his
boat by posting the pix of the "girls" so they might be shanghaied
into one of his porn productions. That might not be so bad, but I
suspect those girls have strap-ons and they know how to use them.
I was born during the night, but not last night...

On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 20:02:19 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

you've offered everyone on this NG a sail, yet no one has taken you up on
your offer. You ever wonder why? It's painfully obvious to the rest of us.


Scotty
S/V Lisa Marie
Balt. MD USA

"Bobsprit" wrote

Why I've even offered to meet you for a sail and yet you declined.
So now what did I "lose?"

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

My boat is bigger, faster and better than yours. .

How old is this guy?

How old could you possibly be to respond?

RB

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Actually, I have more than you think w.r.t. power tools.
Craftsman tools, except maybe some of the wrenches
and such are pretty much crap. They used to be pretty
good, but the new ones are plastic.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
you need more.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Experience.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
who told you that, Jon?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Craftsman are crap. Get some real tools.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 08 Jul 2003 04:23:50 GMT, (SAIL LOCO) wrote
this
crap:

I forgot ....... I must own a Yacht. My boat was made by Express
Yachts.

And my tools are made by Craftsman. That makes me a real builder?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Robert's mother is a terrorist??

"Oz1" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 17:14:47 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Bob, you don't have to have committed a crime to
be convicted or jailed.

True!
Under the patriot act it only takes your neighbour to say
"His mother's a terrorist"


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

mentally he's 8, he looks to be 50ish, in the matrix he's 26.

SV

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
My boat is bigger, faster and better than yours. .

How old is this guy?


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

OH! power tools! When you said tools, I was thinking hand tools mostly. I
agree, a lot of their stuff is cheap now-a-days. They sell crappy AND good
power tools (you get what you pay for). I have an old (was my Dads') metal
Sears 3/8 drill that still works fine.


SV

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Actually, I have more than you think w.r.t. power tools.
Craftsman tools, except maybe some of the wrenches
and such are pretty much crap. They used to be pretty
good, but the new ones are plastic.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
you need more.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Experience.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
who told you that, Jon?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Craftsman are crap. Get some real tools.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 08 Jul 2003 04:23:50 GMT, (SAIL LOCO) wrote
this
crap:

I forgot ....... I must own a Yacht. My boat was made by
Express
Yachts.

And my tools are made by Craftsman. That makes me a real
builder?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Do You Own a Yacht???
 

Sorry for the mis-communication... I mean a wench (oops
wrench) is a wrench.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
OH! power tools! When you said tools, I was thinking hand tools mostly. I
agree, a lot of their stuff is cheap now-a-days. They sell crappy AND good
power tools (you get what you pay for). I have an old (was my Dads') metal
Sears 3/8 drill that still works fine.


SV

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Actually, I have more than you think w.r.t. power tools.
Craftsman tools, except maybe some of the wrenches
and such are pretty much crap. They used to be pretty
good, but the new ones are plastic.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
you need more.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Experience.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
who told you that, Jon?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Craftsman are crap. Get some real tools.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 08 Jul 2003 04:23:50 GMT, (SAIL LOCO)
wrote
this
crap:

I forgot ....... I must own a Yacht. My boat was made by
Express
Yachts.

And my tools are made by Craftsman. That makes me a real
builder?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!