On Tue, 2 Oct 2012 11:18:15 -0400, EmpacherFan wrote:

In article ,
says...

Amy Wood, the wife of Idaho state Rep. Fred Wood (R), was airlifted to
a Utah hospital on Saturday night after an explosion in their home
caused second degree burns to her hands and face, according to the
Magic Valley Times-News.

The Woods were reportedly eating dinner when, according to Burley,
Idaho Fire Chief Keith Martin, ?they heard a sound like a 747 coming
from the basement.? A gun safe, which was housed in the basement under
the patio on which Mrs. Wood was standing, apparently exploded,
lifting the patio slab off the ground and collapsing the roof. The
patio slab on which Mrs. Wood was apparently standing reportedly
collapsed into the basement after the explosion.

Mr. Wood is said to have sustained minor injuries. The cause of the
explosion is still under investigation.

[Image of Fred Wood via his Facebook page/ "Cartridges Of .45 Acp
Pistols Ammo" on Shutterstock]


I hope she fully recovers but I also hope they realize this was
probably God talking to them through their gun safe.


I bought an old safe at a garage sale and it is sitting in my garage. I
don't know if anything is in it because the seller had inherited it from
his father and apparently the old man died without giving his son the
combination. It had been sitting in his garage unopened for about 20
years.

I'm pretty sure the safe isn't full of guns. Maybe it is full of money.
If my garage explodes, I'll have to reconsider whether it was full of
bullets.

I have no idea how to get the safe open. I don't even know why I bought
it, since I don't think I have anything worth putting in a safe. I
wonder if I can find a "safecracker" on Craig's List. Damn thing weighs
about 400 pounds, took four of us to get it out of my pickup truck and
into the garage.

Call local locksmith to get started. Offer 20% of whatever's in the safe. Or more.