I get called in for a password audit a lot. Like the son of some
African general or dr. who is wanting to get a few million dollars out
of the country and give me a 30% commission by letting him use my bank
account.

Then again i just recently got a passsword audit from somebody from
Toyota that said I'd won a Rolls Royce . The oddest thing is that his
typing skills were about as bad as mine.