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Default Great Bumper Stickers!

On 11/6/2011 6:33 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 11/6/11 4:45 PM, John H wrote:
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:

"When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has
Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed
Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For
their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It was Our Job To Arrange The
Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gunfire Support"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English,
Thank A Veteran"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world.
But the U.S. MARINES don't have that problem."

And finally, for you peaceniks out there...

http://tinyurl.com/83andng



Military sloganeering...how...silly.



To someone like you maybe...