Winston §mith wrote:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 07:54:45 -0500, Messing In Boats
wrote:

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc

Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects
the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts
production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to
the Promised Land!" Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this IS
the Promised Land!" Now,the Democrats are going to steal your shovels,
kick your asses, raise the price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised
Land.
http://www.laughnet.net/archive/politics/clinton5.htm

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Yep...the Republitrash is still scared of Bill Clinton. How delightful.

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