On May 25, 10:40*am, "YukonBound" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message

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On 5/25/10 10:12 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
Aide: *Captain Obama, we're taking on water rapidly and the passengers
are betting panicky
Obama: *Can't I even finish my putting practice?

Aide: *Those awful southerners in steerage are complaining how thye
have oil all over their beaches and Nashville flooded.
Obama: *Ingrates!

Aide: *Some are trying to pump water out themselves without waiting
for authority.
Obama: *What a crazy idea, we cannot have unequal amounts of
flooding. *Tell them to stop pumping until we can make sure everybody
is equally drowned.

Aide: *This morning the DOW freeboard has dropped to below 9980 and
small businesses are saying they refuse to hire anybody until the
economy stabilizes.
Obama: *Announce that we are going to pump money into the pockets of
the unions giving them stability.

Aide: *They already know you will do that and are saying that will
cause the rest of the US Economy to sink faster.
Obama: *Be quiet about it but gather all the CEOs and faithful party
members into the lifeboats, if any of the proles say anything, tell
them it is just that we are doing our jobs by "practicing".

Picked up some fresh drugs in the Bahamas, eh, froggy?

Maybe Froggy should sail over to Jamaica. *He might get a good deal on some
1st class 'bud' these days.

Aide: The passengers are noticing there are not enough lifejacket
jobs.
Obama: Just distract them by telling them we'll pay for their Band
Aides 4 years from now, maybe you can arrange an oil spill to distract
them too.

Aide: Sir, the European Economy has signalled distress.
Obama: Tell them that we'll trade lifejackets for some of their
water.

Aide: Some of the proles are complaining that the Chinese Economy is
pumping water into the US Economy.
Obama: I'll go bow to the Chinese and maybe they'll slow their
pumping water into us.