Truer words have never been said Chuck. That pump is equipped with a
slot for quarters, I assume that you could pump a little **** if you
drop in a quarter. Kind of like a public laundry. So it truly is a
business opportunity, you leave the pump in the dock and come every
evening to collect the quarters (and ****, I suppose). Perhaps some
enterpreneurs may be interested.

i

In article , Gould 0738 wrote:
Igor, you're advertising this thing in the wrong place.

That's not just an old used crap pumper. Heck no. That, my man, is a *business
opportunity*. Sell it to some poor schmuck who just imagines the docks are
lined with desparate boaters unable to locate anybody to pump their tanks, and
are willing to fork over a fortune for the service.

"You too can retire to sunny Detroit and live a life of luxury working just a
few minutes a day. Your customers can't "wait" to use your services. Guaranteed
potential for frequent repeat sales! Never a shortage of demand, regardless of
economic conditions! Call Igor at 599-599-5999. Initial equipment and 84-month
franchise agreement available at juist $199 a month. Hands on training
included."

(Kind of like the $100 apple. Won't be too many takers, but then again you
won't need too many, either).