Igor, you're advertising this thing in the wrong place.

That's not just an old used crap pumper. Heck no. That, my man, is a *business
opportunity*. Sell it to some poor schmuck who just imagines the docks are
lined with desparate boaters unable to locate anybody to pump their tanks, and
are willing to fork over a fortune for the service.

"You too can retire to sunny Detroit and live a life of luxury working just a
few minutes a day. Your customers can't "wait" to use your services. Guaranteed
potential for frequent repeat sales! Never a shortage of demand, regardless of
economic conditions! Call Igor at 599-599-5999. Initial equipment and 84-month
franchise agreement available at juist $199 a month. Hands on training
included."

(Kind of like the $100 apple. Won't be too many takers, but then again you
won't need too many, either).