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On Dec 14, 9:48 pm, "Steve B" wrote:
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On Dec 14, 8:04 pm, John H wrote:

On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:29:43 -0800 (PST), Tim
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On Dec 14, 7:25 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
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On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:58:27 -0600, Rick

wrote:
Doesn't anyone here talk about boats--all this political junk and
backbiting is enough to really PO a true boater.

What's a boat?

something you put gravy in.

I just use the pan I cooked it in. You actually use a gravy boat
thingee?

Must be nice to be rich and couthful.
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John H

Well, usually not, but the wife likes to dig it out when we have
guests over.

She cringes when everybody properly dips out of it with the matching
ladle, then I pull the ladle out and go pouring it out of the spout.

"Well? It looks like Aladdins lamp to me!..."

reply: Don't forget to get that little dribble that goes down the side. I
just use my main finger and then pop it in my mouth with a comment on how
good the gravy is. It's bad manners to leave a dribble on the gravy boat,
dontchaknow.

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I don't get my fingers greasy. One good lick usually takes care of the
problem.

?;^ Q

My wife would throw whatever she had in her hand at the moment. Carving
knive, meat fork, spoon, potato salad, waterglass, it wouldn't matter.

Don't ask me how I know. I licked my butter knife one time, and am still
hearing about that one.

Steve

Holy crap, hope that was some special dinner. Hell, in private family
dinners, I have probably licked my wife's fingers! I know I have eaten
out of her hand at the table.. Your wife would kill me I guess