On Sep 27, 10:13*am, "Lu Powell" wrote:
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone
get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our
nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of
debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole
lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require
a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but
no one is guaranteeing anything.

rewrite: if you're rich you don't have a right to stay rich or have
the middle class pay for it if you make a mistake


ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended

this includes christians who have to get used to seeing crucifixes in
jars of urine, or people who get offended if the president doesn't
wear a flag lapel pin


ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy..

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing

and you don't have a right to a tax rate of 15% if you're rich. if
you're rich you pay the same rate as the middle class

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God.

and since it wasn't (tom paine being an atheist), atheism is the
official religion. christians will just have to suck it up