"John H." wrote in message
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On Wed, 2 Sep 2009 11:04:31 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

A Brief History of Republicans and Democrats, posted at:

http://www.conservativerepublican.us/CR_Humor.htm

History Lesson

Some historians are teaching that history began some 10,000 years ago.
Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They
lived on deer in the mountains during the winter and would go to the coast
to live on fish and lobster in the summer.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer
and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the
beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization, and together were
snipped

Liberals believe that it is offensive to mention "God" in public. They
want
to keep all poor people continually dependent on government welfare
programs. Liberals oppose home ownership and the rule of law. Liberals
desire to make all decisions based upon feelings rather than facts.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.

Some very wise stuff there, Lu. Keep up the good work. I note that a
'suppository expert' is making nasty comments. Pay him no heed.
--
Calling an Illegal Alien an "Undocumented Worker" is like calling a
Crack Dealer an "Unlicensed Pharmacist"

John H

Thanks. I just post them as I see them. Apparently the "suppository expert"
is in my kill file, since didn't see its post.