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Magnus Magnus is offline
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On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:14:10 +0700, Good Soldier Schweik
wrote:

On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:21:49 GMT, (Magnus) wrote:

On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:16:58 +0000, Larry wrote:

(Magnus) wrote in :

'Viagra Coffee' Seized in Malaysia


"Any erection that lasts over four hours belongs to one really lucky girl!"

Hmm...
perhaps it would be a lucky experiment for the girl but certainly not
for her stiff partner. The man can even lose his dick!!!
Just have a look at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

BTW our common old pal - whose name is "Good Soldier Schweik" in SCT
or "Bruce in Bangkok" in RBC - could have given us first-hand
information on this painful matter.
Alas, our 'expert' seems to be very shy of posting anything on
rec.boats.cruising... unlike he is used to do on many other ng like:
rec.knives, soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.malaysia,
alt.os.linux,suse soc.culture.asean, rec.travel.asia,
rec.crafts.metalworking, etc.
And it's the same thing for his sock-puppet, LarbGay from New Zealand.
Go figure!

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Larry

Noone will be safe until the last lawyer has been strangled by the entrails
of the last cleric.

:-o
Mort
"I have a 40 ft. sail boat and we (wife & I) live aboard in S.
Thailand for about half the time" by the coffee smuggler, on
rec.crafts.metalworking, 05 Nov 2008



Ah, the Bangkok dock Dork reports again. Did you contact your rapist
mate again for the real low down?

cheers,

Schweik
(goodsoldierschweikatgmaildotcom)


"Don't misunderstand. I agree with you that living aboard in Bangkok
isn't necessarily such a bad thing. Living at a dock is rather tacky,
though. Better to be on the hook or, better yet, a good heavy mooring.
What gets my goat is some old has-been talking like he's some great
authority and a current world cruiser when he's done nothing but sit
at a dock for the past 30 years. Seems rather disingenuous to me. Why
the pretense? Bruce is obviously not really a cruising sailor - not
for thirty years, at least. He's an old man living in the past, stuck
halfway around the world at the spot where he abandoned his dream of a
circumnavigation. In other words, he failed. He failed 30 years ago.
If he's 80 now that means he threw in the towel when he was 50.
Doesn't even have the age factor to blame for his failure. Just
chickened out, it seems. Washed up! Ran out of steam! Didn't have what
it takes.
So, why does he pretend to be a success? An authority? An icon?"

Here is the answer of your question, Bruce-in-Bull****.
It was posted on 31Jul 2008 by your 'friend' Wilbur on
rec.boats.cruising, a ng that you now avoid when you are using the
alias of GSS. A quite ridiculous behaviour, like most of your usenet
rantings!

BTW this rbc guy, Wilbur, seems to really annoy you.
I don't know him at all but I wonder why you are so upset...
Actualy the source of your accusation comes from
"Borked Pseudo Mailed" and other well-known
trolls like 'Anonymous'.
That speaks a lot about you, dear Brown-eyed Mullet!
And your contradictor is still posting on rbc despite your offensive
claims. He seems not to give a hoot about the filthy emanations of
trolls like yours.


I don't want to feed the megalomaniac Fartbag but - contrary to what
our usenet troll claims - there are several ports in the Bangkok area.
There are located on the Chao Phraya River in the Klongtoey district
of the capital.
But what people call usually the 'Bangkok Port' is Laem Chabang, about
100 kms from Bangkok. It's actually a huge commercial seaport and the
whole area looks like any industrial town. I would certainly not
recommend it as a holiday resort but -weirdly enough - it's possible
to embark for a cruise:
http://www.princess.com/learn/ports/...ports/LC1.html


IMHO it looks like our pompous senile troll has attracted followers!

;-)
Mort
"Actually I was just being a troll. the Wiki says that between 200 -
500 billion are Buddhists" - raving from the Gross SS on sct, 30 May
2009